DFTBA!

what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta!

[queerbookwhore]

Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

[densedream]

me: hmm i think im trans but idk really? who knows??

me: *if i could magically transform myself into a cis male right now i would without hesitation; i no longer use public bathrooms cuz using the women’s bathroom makes me super uncomfortable; when called by male names in public ei. “buddy” “sir” i feel happy; am scared to transition and come out, but still yearn for the day i have a flat chest, deep voice, and pass as male 24/7; hate it when other’s call me by female pronouns and names; wish i had a cis male body; flat-out wish i was a boy all the time*

me, still: HMMMMMM what if i’m faking it????? for attention? do i really feel dysphoria? i would not know,, trans? haha, not i. Simply a fake right here. YUp.

[huckleberrycomics]

tfw you describe an experience to your friend trying to be relatable and they say “dude,,, are you good?”

insta | ko-fi

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[storm-is-cool]

I scheduled this so that it can come on Christmas eve

[risarodil]

The Queen’s Gambit 👑♟ I need more shows like this!

[hi]

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

[hi]

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

[twinks2014-deactivated20140418]

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

[babies-come-with-hats]

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[singingaboutwishingx]

good morning to smartass harvard graduates, girls who like goldfish, cantankerous fathers of twins, doctors who’ve been sued for malpractice, guys who got a way better job than they applied for, sweetheart lawyers from orange county, ca, girls who got asked out by a guy from the vatican, guys who called the butterball hotline, girls with severe pollen allergies, secretaries who keep cookies on their desks, girls who think yo-yo ma rules, speech writers who are fond of alliteration, soldiers with a tendency towards insubordination, genetically-doomed alcoholics, and girls who accidentally crashed their work’s email server by forwarding an email about raisin muffins.

[donnajosh]

Janel Moloney and Lin-Manuel Miranda in the West Wing Special to Benefit When We All Vote

[whitepeopletwitter]

[falsedetective]

[toastbutteregg]

[bethanyactually]

One Day at a Time + text posts (1/?)

[goawfma]

be they do crimes 😈

[gabriellabolton]

East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brulee, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor. It’s a place where one person, if it’s the right person, changes us all. East High is having friends we’ll keep for the rest of our lives, and that means we really are ‘all in this together’. Once a Wildcat, always a Wildcat! TWELVE YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 (24 OCTOBER 2008)

[carlaconnors]

#that’s it #that’s the show

[jhart87]

I have been laughing about this for days now.

[major-jamie-hill-deactivated201]

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

[shez-bitchy]

he cheated. on his wife.

[outsidersmark]

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2014

[multi-fandom-nutjob]

The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.