sweetheart this is watergate goodbye!

kate, 30, welcome to my reign of censorship & fear

[falsedetective]

it’s that time of year again (college students on the internet declaring that there’s going to be a nationwide general strike)

[falsedetective]

dating app that matches men with micropenises & women with endometriosis

[falsedetective]

Since you barely post anymore I like to imagine the milk rant was sent out right before you left the dressing room to walk down the aisle. Get the demons out preemptively

lmfaoooo know that every time i post now it’s a banger because i’ve already beta tested it on my prewife

[falsedetective]

you know why the woke left is losing? oat milk. lefty vegans used to drink the good and righteous soy milk, but somewhere down the line, soy went out of fashion and was replaced with the worse-tasting, lower-calorie almond milk as a concession to the suburban moms with undiagnosed eating disorders lobby. now somehow almond milk has been usurped by oat milk, the worst of all alternative milks. no wonder the beef tallow freaks have regained power. we’ve completely lost the plot. we used to be a country

[falsedetective]

not in a million years did i imagine that jimmy kimmel would be one of the first casualties of the maga thought police

[falsedetective]

What book were you reading after the prpust stuff? I just remember it being like. Spooky? And not originally English. I always meant to read it but never did and now I just remember the texture of your descriptions of thr book

that was probably our share of night by mariana enriquez!! fantastic book, had me fucked up for months

[lookoutsea]

[awsugar]

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

[liesmyth]

enough about books you love. tell me about a book you fucking hated

[falsedetective]

some longtime followers may remember that a few years ago i tried repeatedly to buy a copy of the book of disquiet by fernando pessoa, but 3 consecutive online bookstores encountered shipping issues and it was never delivered…..anyway i’m finally reading it now, and it turns out that was divine intervention because if i had read this book in 2022 i would have ended up in a mental hospital

[gruncheon]

[helbrides]

james flint

[falsedetective]

"I've been using chatgpt" rare, unexpected, massive L

y’all are either gonna have to get off the luddite “all AI morally bad” shit, or convince my bosses to pay me hourly instead of flat rate so that refusing to responsibly and critically use the technology at my disposal becomes worth it

[lamignonette]

[charl0ttan]

i fucking love owing $0.00. most other amounts and i start getting scared however

[falsedetective]

i’ve been using chatgpt to help outline/brainstorm for this history podcast i’m working on, and overall it’s been surprisingly good at dramatizing believable scenes based on the facts and scenarios i feed it, but this dumbass AI just gave me a scene where two samurai charge into battle with their arms interlocked……..chatgpt not stealing jobs from human writers any time soon

[falsedetective]

Iconic for not posting for two months

not me getting laid off from my shit job and immediately finding freelance work that’s so steady and mentally engaging i don’t even have time to post 😳

(to catch you all up on the past 2 months, i’m back in top form writing history podcasts, i finally settled my lawsuit against the LAPD for a six-figure sum, i’ve started to enjoy cooking, the cats are doing great, and my gf and i are getting married!!!! 🫢🫢🫢)