Hogwarts House Friends

Grandmama it’s me Anastasia|25| Icon by @risuniku| Aesthetic archive at @anastasiasapothecary

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FAQ

Hello babes. Here’s a quick FAQ for my blog to deal with some of the most commonly asked questions. Please take the time to look it over before sending an ask. Especially if it is about aesthetics.

Can I art your posts?

Please do. Anytime someone makes art of one of my posts or representing me it absolutely makes my day. If you do end up doing so please message me a link to the art as I'd love to see it and reblog it.

Can you make me an aesthetic?

The short answer is sure I’d be more than happy to do so. But it will generally take a few years as I fulfill all the requests in the order I receive them in the askbox. For reference at the time of writing this I have over 1300 asks in the askbox. Hence why I recommend sending it off anon so that way you receive a notification when I post it. That being said if you are uncomfortable sending it without being anonymous that’s totally cool and I’ll still do it, you just won’t receive a notification for it.

Before asking for an aesthetic please take the time to check my aesthetic tag. Each house or house combination is tagged under their respective name followed by the word aesthetic. For example searching “Huffledor aesthetic” will show you any of the aesthetics I’ve done for that duo. Searching the word “aesthetic” on it’s own will show all the aesthetics I’ve already done. This way it saves you from waiting for something I’ve already done. So ask for something specific aestheticwise as I’ve done all the house combos already in general.

You can also check out my sideblog @anastasiasapothecary as I am slowly cataloguing all my old aesthetics there.

Triggers:

First things first if I’m ever not tagging something that might be personally triggering to you please let me know and I will be more than happy to add a tag. No questions asked. I’m not here to judge what makes you uncomfortable. Feel free to send it on anon if you don’t want me to know who it’s from. As the list currently stands I’m using the tags “suicide” and “suicide tw” for any more graphic mentions of suicide and “mentions of suicide” for any non graphic mentionings of suicide such as darker humour.

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Gryffindor: Honey can you wash the window blankets please?

Ravenclaw: …did you just call curtains window blankets?

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Gryffindor: *sees cute couple walking together happily* I wish I could be that happy with someone…

Ravenclaw: I am sat right here…

Gryffindor: What?

Ravenclaw: What?

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Hufflepuff: *opening the car door for Slytherin*

Slytherin: *teasing* So chivalrous.

Hufflepuff: Honestly, Slytherin, get in before I slam the door on you.

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Hufflepuff: Where are we going?

Slytherin: *driving* Not a murder spot.

Hufflepuff: Is it a surprise?

Slytherin: If you want it to be. But it might be a disappointing one.

Hufflepuff: The world’s largest ball of yarn?

Slytherin: That would disappoint you?

Hufflepuff: No, but I thought you might think it would.

Slytherin: There are certain wonders that no man can face without weeping, Hufflepuff. A giant ball of yarn is one of them.

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Gryffindor: Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if I help someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.

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Heyyy just checking in with u, everything going ok?

Thanks for thinking of me. I really appreciate you checking in. I just decided to go on to a temporary hiatus for a handful of reasons. For one the interactions have gone way down on my blog which makes it a little less motivating to be as active because it feels like people don’t really care about my posting. Secondly I decided to take Pride off. I know Harry Potter (more specifically JK Rowling) has been personally harmful to some of the trans community and as such I didn’t feel like it was appropriate to post during Pride month. Harry Potter is actually still meaningful to my IRL trans friends but I understand that that isn’t the case for everyone. So I just wanted to make sure I was leaving space for those people during Pride.

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Ravenclaw: Eat spicy food while pregnant. You’re baby will become a fire mage. Yes, I am a doctor.

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Slytherin: I accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting, I would not recommend it.

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Gryffindor: I hate when Ravenclaw says, “Are you even listening to me?” It’s such a random way to start a conversation…

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Slytherin: *as a young naïve child* I hope something good happens.

Slytherin: *now* I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least pretty funny.

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Ravenclaw: Up until today I thought you were good at math.

Hufflepuff: I’m gay! What did you expect???

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“I’m a simple woman, I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean music, I become gripped with the urge to don pirate garb and fight cursed skeletons upon the open sea.”

-Gryffindor

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Hufflepuff: Hey, can you teach me to shoot a gun?

Slytherin: …You’re a pacifist…

Hufflepuff: It’s not for fighting.

Slytherin: Then what the fuck do you need to learn how to fire a gun for?

Hufflepuff: Carnival game.

Slytherin: …What?

Hufflepuff: A carnival game. There’s a prize in one of the stalls and I need it.

Slytherin: You know you can buy those prizes for cheap online right?

Hufflepuff: I can’t do that.

Slytherin: Why not?

Hufflepuff: …It’s a matter of pride.

Slytherin: Oh for fucks sake.

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Gryffindor: Slytherin, look, I’m melting butter!

Slytherin: That’s great, Gryffindor. You have now mastered the skills of a hot day.

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“English majors read 7 books in total and then never shut up about any of them.”

-Ravenclaw

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Slytherin: *to Hufflepuff* I want to be the last person who ever kisses you…

Slytherin: That sounds bad, like a death threat or something.

Slytherin: What I’m trying to say is, you’re it. This is it for me.