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Lester: A mosquito landed on my neck and I killed it … and I just started thinking.

Lester: It was just trying to get some food man …

Lester: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck … how would I feel?

Meg: What are you on right now?

Leman: Do you know what's a stupid saying?

Leman: "It's always in the last place you look".

Leman: Because duh, what kind of idiot keeps looking after they find what they were looking for?

Dorn, with his head under the pillow: Brother, it's 3am, don't you have your own room that you can complain in?

Leman: .... Guilliman kicked me out.

Rukia: what is wrong with you?!

Gin: wow, you could start with a good morning.

Rukia: good morning. what is wrong with you?!

(at the dinner table)

Doyoung: Can you pass me that?

Haechan:

Doyoung:

Haechan: *moves it further away*

Aizen: How is the interrogation of the prisoner going?

Ulquiorra: All the woman did was ramble on about her childhood trauma for about two hours, sir.

Aizen: Use less truth serum next time, perhaps.

Ulquiorra: I didn't use any this time.

Toga, Twice, and Mr compress: *staring out the window*

Deku: What are you doing?

Toga: The TV broke so we're watching a couple break up across the street.

Deku: *joins them*

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