Se7en Starters
If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.
Who knows. So many freaks out there doin' their little evil deeds they don't wanna do... "The voices made me do it. My dog made me do it. Jodie Foster told me to do it."
What sick ridiculous puppets we are
And what gross little stage we dance on
What fun we have dancing and fucking
Not a care in the world
Not knowing that we are nothing
We are not what was intended
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things.
I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality.
I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him.
He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.
Now, I wasn't standing around guarding the Taco Bell, alright?
I worked homicide for 5 years.
I wish I still thought the way you do.
Why don't you tell me what the hell it is you think we're doing, then?
So many corpses roll away un-revenged.
Don't try to tell me you didn't get that rush tonight. I saw you. We're getting somewhere.
Why don't you tell me what's really bothering you?
____ and I are gonna have a baby.
I don't think I'm the one to talk to about this.
I hate this city.
I had a relationship once. It was very much like a marriage. We got pregnant. This was long time ago
I want to have children.
If you don't keep the baby – I mean, if that's your decision – don't ever tell him that you were pregnant. But if you choose to have this baby, you spoil that kid every chance you get
Do you like what you do for a living?
He'd die of shock right now if you were to shine a flashlight in his eyes
It's dismissive to call him a lunatic. Don't make that mistake.
Fuck him. So what?
Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him … Yoda.
I admire you
You will accept my apology, won't you?
You know, this isn't gonna have a happy ending.
But … he's not the Devil. He's just a man.
But you got to be a hero? You want to be a champion. Well, let me tell you, people don't want a champion. They wanna eat cheeseburgers, play the lotto and watch television.
I just don't think I can continue to live in a place that embraces and nurtures apathy as if it was a virtue!
You care?
You should be thanking me.










