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Aeron // He/It // 20 - SEVEN STAR SINNER!

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ANYWHOOPA NOW THAT RAMEHA IS A GAY PATERNAL FOOL IT’S MY TURN TO PICK UP THE SLACK OF HIS ROLE AS RESIDENT UNDEAD MAELSTROM OF DISAPPOINTMENT.

[moonpulls]

NUT!

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SOMETIMES I’M JUST SITTING AROUND, HAVING A GAY OLD TIME! THEN I REMEMBER SOMETHING FROM 20 ODD YEARS AGO AND REALIZE THAT I’M BOTH A FAILURE *AND* A DEAD FAILURE.

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I MISS THE HARAMBE MEME IF ONLY BECAUSE IT MADE IT SOCIALLY EXCEPTABLE FOR ME TO JUST WHIP IT OUT.

[realfootage]

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2hitfuk replied to your post: 2hitfuk replied to your post: ...

finally………….the answer

WELCOME TO THE PARTY, MY BROTHER. 

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2hitfuk replied to your post: 2hitfuk replied to your post: ...

WHERE CAN I GET THE GOATPISS COCKTAIL I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

GO FIND CHUCK BEHIND YOUR LOCAL WAWA, HAND HIM A VINTAGE 1920s PLAYBOY, GIVE HIM FIVE MINUTES OF PRIVACY IN THE CONVENIENCE STORE BATHROOM AND YOU SHALL BE BESTOWED YOUR PRIZE.

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2hitfuk replied to your post: I’M A HUMAN NUCLEAR WARHEAD DRESSED UP AS A MANIC...

THIS SOUNDS……AMAZING

THANKS YOU! IN MY HOMELAND WE CALL IT THE GOATPISS COCKTAIL. 

[sermna]

you fell in love with your own sadness

[hollekrumple]

I’M A HUMAN NUCLEAR WARHEAD DRESSED UP AS A MANIC PIXIE JAR OF FIVE HOUR ENERGY MIXED WITH ECSTASY.

[shittyidea]

Making decisions based on current emotions

[swordlesbianopinions]

While You Were Being Heterosexual, I Studied The Blade

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Nutmeghan Trainor.

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Acidic Nutmeg.

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I MAKE MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO MY NEGATIVE FIFTEEN FOLLOWERS. I SHED A SINGLE, CARBONATED TEAR AS I LOOK OVER MY KINGDOM.