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annoying wacky sidekicks who only exist to elevate the hero are OUT. two equally moronic goofs who both think of each other as the sidekick and themselves as the voice of reason when in fact they're a double helping of dumbass are IN.
#two halves of a whole idiot is my favourite dynamic
Marry that man
holy fuck the breadth of emotion in this video is astounding
same energy
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ghosts are so funny. they're people who were just like "actually, fuck dying" and decided to cause problems on purpose for the rest of everyone else's lives. goals tbh.
Today at work a girl at my register was heatedly explaining to her mother that wearing a dinosaur costume to her school’s decades day was, in fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades.
the kids are alright
cute little cow baby in a field of red flowers
I think the world needs more fantasy novels with completely made up animals. No more “horses.” No more “rabbits.” Deer can stay but ONLY if they’re weird. All wolves must have wings, NO exceptions. No more laziness, its time to Make Shit Up. I expect your heroes to be riding scaly civets with antlers by midnight. I demand a survey of wildlife in the nearby forest that leaves me with no idea what a single word you said meant. I want CREATURES WITH FUNKY NAMES THAT YOU MADE UP OUT OF YOUR OWN HEAD. I want to be UNABLE TO PRONOUNCE THEM. I want all of your RODENTS to be POISONOUS for NO REASON. I deeply desire GIANT BIRDS. I hereby sentence you to five hours on Wikipedia reading about the Carboniferous period and hydrothermal vents.
If you can’t be creative, at least reskin some dinosaurs. It’s time to decide what kind of man you are—the kind that would let his evil overlord ride a tyrannosaurus, or a coward.
Just lifting animals wholesale out of the past is a perfectly reasonable variant. Maybe your fantasy world has an oxygen content of 33% and everybody’s a part-time volunteer firefighter but you also have butterflies the size of sailboats and your knights ride war centipedes.
aw what a ferocious beast
John Mulaney’s Sunday
*looks out my window and sees the moon* hi baby
I love women who are unabashedly big.
Women with big laughs, big smiles, big voices, big bodies, and even bigger personalities to match. Women that don’t care if they take up space with long strides and sit with their legs miles apart.
They give big hugs and big kisses, and they have big hearts. Big, proud women are amazing.
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
He’s so fucking funny
Do you ever catch your pet in a photo that makes them look like there’s nothing going on in their brain
absolutely zero cognitive function
a rare biological specimen of dumbass
currently experiencing: a man having a full blown temper tantrum in an airport shake shack at 6 in the morning about how all the employees here are “fucking idiots” bc he dropped his OWN FOOD
this man’s girlfriend is embarrassed and somehow i am also embarrassed
they remade his food and he ended up eating some, standing up, screaming “FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU” with his mouth full and then storming out
cannot emphasize enough that this was a fully grown adult human man
