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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@hollohat
I feel like 99% of the Silmarillion fans forget that Fëanor was actually a very likeable guy for most of his life.
That is literally a significant part of why people followed him. A lot of people loved and admired him. He wasn't mean to random people, and definitely not "a toxic husband/father." The whole point of his story is that he was universally beloved, which is what made his fall so impactful.
captain, we are going full lesbian
Hacks is Devil Wears Prada if Andy stayed
just saying
ava really said yeah i’m mad at my wife and i’m gonna call her heartless and a whore and a lunatic but i’m still gonna pull her chair out for her on our date at a comedy club before we storm out and have our version of a hatefuck what did you expect
i think we moved on too quickly from this
hacks is my favorite kind of dynamic. mean powerful older woman with a pathetic younger queer disaster following her around trying to prove herself. it's like if the devil wears prada got 80% gayer
it's literally everything good about the devil wears prada, at length
SEASON FOUR!!!!!!!!!
imagine having a crush on your sexy boss who’s 3 times your age. and sometimes her nails dig marks in your arms and sometimes she hugs you when you’re scared but it’s just for the cameras. all of this is happening to my friend ava
btw from deborah’s pov this is a nightmare. imagine your entire life you have been sabotaged and boycotted bc you are a woman. imagine you’re ambitious, and because of that, because you dared to want anything at all, the world constantly punished you and mocked you. imagine if the one time you got close to having what you wanted the people closest to you betrayed you and abandoned you. imagine seeing yourself in a woman, and she’s the parts of you you hate the most, but she’s also good, she’s you if you weren’t so fucked up, she’s the first person in years you let yourself be vulnerable with. imagine to get the ONE thing you’ve always wanted you have to be the horrible person you always knew you were, but she finally learnt how to be cruel from you. imagine again, after 50 years, you got what you always wanted, but everyone close to you leaves you again. imagine you’re going to die alone, and you’ve always known that, and any idea otherwise was just a silly dream. ALL OF THIS IS HAPPENING TO MY FRIEND DEBORAH. AND SHE ALSO THINKS SHE’S TOO OLD TO BE BISEXUAL
More Fem tomarry plis
so right
imagine becoming friends with this girl--not like, super close friends, just on friendly terms--who seems destined to become an influencer. she's not one yet but she already has a following at the school you both attend and everybody likes her because she's nice to everyone and pretty funny. one day she starts hanging out with this absolute loser buzzkill sjw and at first you're like, fine, it's a good look to shout out smaller content creators, but then they just never STOP hanging out
one day both of them leave campus to go on a day trip and clearly SOMETHING happens, because right before dinner you get an emergency alert on your phone that her loser friend is on the FBI's most wanted list for animal torture? the popular girl's not answering any of her texts, even from her hot metrosexual boyfriend that she has, and no one hears anything until the next day when she goes Live and announces that she got a really big sponsorship from THE PRESIDENT, no followup on that thing where her bff apparently was a terrorist this whole time
the next few years are really scary because the terrorist keeps evading capture and like, commiting so many atrocities and the details always end up getting leaked. you're terrified in particular because duh, you went to school with that psychopath and apparently she was doing all these terrible things and turning into some freaky three eyed snake when you weren't paying attention. the one spot of joy for everybody's doomscrolling is the popular girl. she does an adread for the government at the start of all her stuff, but the content itself is just like. hauls and GRWMs and makeup tutorials with the occasional day in the life sprinkled in, which is always nice to consume after another horrific news cycle.
she gets engaged to the hot metrosexual boyfriend from school eventually and does an Engagement Reveal bc of course she does, and it's...really weird?? hot metrosexual fiance leaves abruptly halfway through and then the whole thing turns into like. this bizarre apology video, with crying and everything, only she doesn't give specifics or context AT ALL before it's over and she goes back to doing a mukbang with some of her fans and your old principal, who probably got her that government sponsorship. apparently some crazy shit happens to the country after that but you weren't really following it bc you were too busy talking with your friends about what the FUCK was up with that engagement annoucement. you all go back through her history to figure out what problematic thing she might have done but you can't find anything, other than being friendly with the terrorist chick when you were all in school. obviously she couldn't have known about the terrorism back then, so it might just be drama farming. she's a pretty bad actor
except she doesn't post again for a few days, which is worrying since she's ALWAYS followed a super strict upload schedule, but the country is pretty much on fire at that point, so. when she next posts you're pretty excited, because maybe you'll get an explanation for some/any of this, or preferably a sequel drama video
instead she tells you that the terrorist chick is dead, the president is. resigning? leaving? also dead? and he never sponsored any other influencers, which means she's president now, and after she throws your old principal in jail she's gonna teach everybody how to be nice
double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....
Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
What is your gender now/what did you get?
A person (real or fictional)
An animal
A plant/fungus/otherwise alive non-animal
A non-living natural thing (e.g. a rock) or a natural phenomenon (e.g. tornado)
A place
A period of time or a specific event
A concept
A man-made object
A work of art or a piece of media
A field of study or a specific research
Something else? Put in tags
It’s really rainy and windy but it’s a nice sound actually
I believe every cat is born with an art history degree
Just me, her (the overwhelming loneliness) and the moon
you’ve gotta start romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.
