kiss a snail

i used to be plant! (amy. horticulture whore. rabbit girl. unfortunately online. ask me about land art)

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[dimension20official]

“It’s 3AM in a warehouse…”

[schinako]

Rabbits and triangles🐇

[jame7t]

did you notice the Skittering Beasts? Well, I did, but I'm very good at noticing Beasts.

[okruee]

this is so periodtrackerappcore of them

[letthebookbegin]

[ladylamb]

overwhelm:) once again here to complain about having two jobs and two mental illnesses. the ideal ratio is zero jobs and zero mental illnesses. so.

[liminalkitty-deactivated2024010]

make a wish, but you have to choose from:

free cheese for a week

guaranteed no headaches for two months

$400

telepathic communication with a person of your choice for three days

ace your next test

you can fly for the next 24 hours

magical reappearance of one lost item of your choice

pass, but everyone who rbs from you gets double their wish

Voting ended onMay 25, 2023

[amazoogle]

24 hour flight obvious choice. you can make sooooo much more than $400 with that

[amazoogle]

demonstrate your ability in front of rich dickheads. "i will teach you my method for $xx,xxx cash up front, $xx,xxx tomorrow". then just don't

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

But free cheese could end up being a lot more money

[amazoogle]

true if you're allowed infinite cheese. but do consider that you'd need proper space to store it, and to find buyers willing to purchase massive volumes of cheese from Just Some Guy. idk much about the underground cheese market but i think you'd find it fairly difficult to sell much of it off before it goes moldy

[amazoogle]

wrong. then you'd have a job. jobs suck. you ppl rly need to get into the crimebrain mindset

[snoppy]

i make posts when I'm nervous like a bad dog

[kosmia]

Marc Pouyet

[thyrell]

[joan-deactivated20230204]

all time favorite quote

[joan-deactivated20230204]

new philosophy: this but unironically

[manforsale]

are you a forest fire? have you been a forest fire? will you be a forest fire? when will you be a forest fire?

[lakevida]

the way 'nice dichotomy idiot what lies outside of it' has saved me so many hours of being insane with my thought patterns

[ladylamb]

also everything all the time is just the webkinz wheel of wow. what's gonna happen next? who knooows but it'll probably be cute and colorful bitch

[ladylamb]

feast or famine time! i literally hate having a surprise unscheduled week off from my job (due to clients being clients) and then to work 10 days in a row. 🙃 complete insanity. someone asks how much I make a month and it's like.. idk. it depends entirely on some kind of gremlins who spin my schedule around like the Webkinz wheel of wow.

[mangonetics]

your stomach acid is lonely feed it entire french press full of undiluted cold brew

[podcastwizard]

[antisisyphus]

if you could pick the met gala theme what would you choose??

[jareckiworld]

Bettina von Arnim — Heaven and Earth  (oil on canvas, 1978)