Always running out of time

❤ Tick tock, try to stop the forward motion All heads tend to fall behind Wasted whethers of the wish cut steeper Is always running out of time Always running out of time

[rareputation]

bonus (her face lol so cute)

[hollyofhearts]

TEXT 🧁 CHOLLY

Chad: That's me, too sweet for my own good 😉 I just looked it up and it looks like just children's toys? I'm surprised at the weird things that go viral sometimes.

Chad: Heyday, okay, I knew I'd guess right eventually, awesome! Yeah, we definitely can't have that. People thinking SHE could ever dump ME is too dark timeline.

Holly: You really are! The absolute sweetest! 🍬 Yeah, that’s what it is! Except a lot of adults are VERY into them weirdly! But I don’t get it either, like how people are so into those funko things that don’t even seem fun since no one ever takes them out of their boxes???

Holly: Either one of you breaking up with the other is so dark timeline. You’re like the most perfect looking couple in Auradon. But Anne breaking up with YOU would be like toptier cray and dark.

[hollyofhearts]

TEXT 🧁 CHOLLY

Chad: I'd slay a dragon if it meant keeping your food skills in the world, or you know, I'd send someone to slay it, but either way, I'm so in your corner! And okay! What surprise toys are you even talking about though?

Chad: I don't change in bathrooms if I can help it so thanks! I'd just wear the sweats in but if the paparazzi saw me wearing something so casual, they'd have a heydey. Hay day? Hey day?

Holly: Awww, that's so sweet! 💕 Like the minibrands that are all over tiktok and a LOT of other random toys that people make! If you geniesearch "surprise toys" you'll see what I mean. It's like super trendy rn.

Holly: It's heyday and I totes understand! It's already off brand enough for you to be eating here, the sweats would make it SO wild. People would like immediately assume you and Anne has some mega trag break up and you're carboloading.

[hollyofhearts]

TEXT 🧁 CHOLLY

Chad: In that case, remind me to do whatever it takes to make sure you never, ever shut down, or get too sad to bake in general. The world needs your goods, and more importantly, I do lol. I officially volunteer! Can I know what some of these things are or is it more of a surprise kind of deal?

Chad: Also, I might bring sweatpants to change into. Slacks aren't that forgiving when I'm eating your stuff.

Holly: Sure thing! I wouldn't let that happen without putting up a fight anyway, so it's good to know who I'll have on my side! 🥰 Awesome! It is a surprise! Like literally these are supposed to be surprise treats! You know kind of like those surprise toys that are all the rage now?

Holly: That's fine! The bathroom's are kind of small but I have an office you can change in, if you want.

[hollyofhearts]

TEXT 🧁 CHOLLY

Chad: I'm *better* than the official donors! I care about the business! If you shut down, where am I supposed to eat my guilty pleasures? You know what they say, the way to a hottie's heart is through his stomach and your stuff has me hooked 😉 I think just red velvet would be perfect, thank you! Unless you've got anything new...

Holly: The same place you got them before I got the shop? Although if I ever shut down I'd probably be too sad to ever bake again, so maybe not? LOL I do know but good to be reminded! 😊 I am working on a few new things that are in DIRE need of a taste tester with a palette as royally refined as yours!

[hollyofhearts]

TEXT 🧁 CHOLLY

Chad: You don't? Why not? I'm a huge unofficial donor to your business, I'd think you would 😂 but I'll forgive you because I can't stay made at my carb dealer. Is this weekend too fast?

Holly: Nope! I didn't know I should! The only people I have in my calendar rn are the 💞official💞 donors to my business. But yay! I hate it when hotties are mad at me! No ofc not! I can whip up red velvet in a jiffy! Do you want anything else?

[hollyofhearts]

TEXT 🧁 CHOLLY

Chad: Your red velvet cupcakes made their way into my dreams last night, and I'm sure by now you have my cheat days scheduled into your calendar... need I say more?

Holly: I don’t have your cheat days in my calendar? Should I? So yeah, I think you do need to say more because when do you want the cupcakes!

[pinkfairiesteaparty]

[hollyofhearts]

TEXT 😱 HOLLIE

Kylie: I can't try to secure the bag with Mr. Big! He's friends with my parents, what if he tells them about my kinks?! No, I need to get over it!

Holly: You so could! Since he’s friends with your parents there’s like NO way he’d actually tell your parents if you bone and he especially wouldn’t snitch on your kinks! If you really thought you needed to get over it, you wouldn’t have asked me for help! Your subconscious totally wants you to get mobster mashed!

[hollyofhearts]

TEXT 😱 HOLLIE

Kylie: Okay but like I think I have a crush on my mom and dad's mafia boss friend? HelP!?!!

Kylie: Like he's a tiny little dude but he walks into the room with such POWER and all his suits fit REAL good.

Holly: What kind of help do you want? Like advice on how to get the bag? Because thats like totes easy and don’t you know how to do that already??

[hollyofhearts]

what's the weirdest non-sexual thing you've ever been paid to do?

Probably baking my underwear into a pistachio and rosewater cake with plums and royal icing. Which is mostly like weird because that kind of cake doesn’t even GO with royal icing. It needs a cheesier icing like mascarpone or labneh.

[hollyofhearts]

do you think you run the risk of falling in love with any of your sugar daddies?

No. Pretty Woman was a really cute movie, but definitely not anywhere close to reality.

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ASLIHAN MALBORA for ALL Magazine

[hollyofhearts]

what's the funniest thing a gentleman has ever done to get your attention?

This one boy (that will remain nameless because he turned into a suckhead afterwards) used to do really cute things like walk into doors or like trip over things because he was too busy looking at me. Stupid things like that have always been supes hilar to me.

[hollyofhearts]

TEXT 🤠 STOLLY

Stevie: If you want to see it, all you have to do is ask! And wow that's cool. If you don't mind some criticism though? That message was way too good to be written by a dude. You're going to have to dumb it down a little bit.

Holly: Scream I couldn't! I think I'd just die of jealousy! Lol you think? He's pretty smart and I was a little worried I may have been a little two obvi that I'm NOT with all the references, esp since /I/ haven't seen any of those places outside of a geniesearch!

[hollyofhearts]

TEXT 🤠 STOLLY

Stevie: It COULD be meant for me! I've heard it's a great view! But fiiiiiine, I'll try not to take it to heart. Who's lucky enough to be getting that from you anyway?

Holly: Lol! I’m sure it is but I haven’t seen it so I wouldn’t know! They’re like barely lucky! I’m ghost writing sexts for one of the guys i’m dating, I think it’s for his wife or something but 🤷‍♀️ thats none of my business!

[hollyofhearts]

TEXT 🤑 HOLKIE

Holly: Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.