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TEXT 💀🎃 WYLIE

Winter: Bless! This is where I thrive! Also, um, I don't see why they'd run unless you're stunning beauty is just too intimidating for them in which case, they weren't worthy in the first place.

Kylie: You ALWAYS thrive, girl, YAY! And psssafhfasdfjal of course YOU'D say that, you've been booed up so long I don't blame you for not remembering what it's like to be sadly single AND you were never like STUCK to singlehood like I am but that's okay! Hoing around is fun too!

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TEXT 🍹 KYRA

Lyra: Possibly not but it's worth a try?

Kylie: Update -- NONE of your ideas worked and I officially consider you the worst opposite-of-a-wingwoman ever. BUT that must mean you're the BEST wingwoman ever!

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TEXT 💄 KYLISSA

Clarissa: Red's just always been my favorite color. I guess it wouldn't do any harm to try it out either way. I'm way overdue to buy new makeup anyway. I don't suppose you're free for a shopping spree any time soon are you?

Kylie: And it works so well on you that I totally get why you've stuck with it for so long, and it could still be your signature color, but now is the time to experiment! You'll never look younger lol. BUT YAY I LOVE MAKEUP SHOPPING! If I'm not free, I can definitely make time. It's not like I've got much going on anyway. Now that people have gone back to school I swear my business has gone down lmao which is fine except it's not because I need money!

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TEXT 💀🎃 WYLIE

Winter: A look that's typically spooky but you make it glamorous so an example would be something I did for a client once. It can also make the spooky not as scary.

Winter: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/cf/5d/62cf5d3ee26e28c11f83bc5fb6066489.jpg or https://mojly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/amazing-face-art-painting-photos-pics-people-jh-01.jpg

Kylie: That's hot! I love it! Please do something like that to my face lol. In fact, I kind of want spooky makeup all the time. Maybe then it'd be a good excuse for why boys run away from me LOL.

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TEXT 💀🎃 WYLIE

Winter: 100%!! I don't get to practice on others often that aren't actually clients so I'm totally here for it! We can always do a glam-like spooky look too!

Kylie: YES! Quick q tho, what IS glam spooky?

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TEXT 💀🎃 OPEN

Winter: It's September which means it's spooky time (I take no arguments) and I'm feeling festive so if you're looking for someone to do spooky (or glamorous) Halloween looks until after October then hmu

Kylie: OOOH can we practice on each other?! Most of the makeup I can do is glam or artsy and I'd love to learn something spooky from the master!

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TEXT 🥴 KYLESS

Heiress: you can cry just not in public, babe. you ARE a badass no matter what other external events happen to you. but you don't want people to see anything that can be used against you later.

Kylie: I CAN cry in pulbic because I AM doin it right now so that provers I can! So what if theu use it againsts me? HOW could theu use it againt me? People know Im weak nad fi they dont they rent paying attention!

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TEXT 📅 COOPLIE

Cooper: i don't just look up porn. i haven't really thought about it but a calendar has never been on my radar. i like sex as much as the next person but i think that's just too much for one place. and i don't really want to make sex into a business. I've got enough to handle as it is. sex should just be fun and relaxing then sometimes tense and refueling.

Kylie: What else do you do then, aside from Pornhub? I like to get creative during horny times and I think that's very cool of me! I'm not going to lie, the sex you're describing sounds very um boring?

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TEXT 🍹 KYRA

Lyra: What a creep!

Lyra: "I hear you're looking for a stud. I've got the std now all I need is u"

Kylie: you think an stdd woud scare him off when necropilia didn't???

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TEXT 💄 KYLISSA

Clarissa: I mean, I'm curious now as to how accurate that is, but I'm too much of a fan of my usual red lipstick. Like how much can you actually trust facts you find on Tiktok?

Kylie: Tiktok makeup facts are actually pretty accurate as far as I've seen! I test basically all of them just for funsies and I think the nipple one works well. I do like your trademark red lipstick though. It's very early Taylor Swift, but you could afford to expand! You've got a great face, it could carry a lot.

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TEXT 🍹 KYRA

Lyra: What about "Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask" ?

Lyra: Or maybe "I’m a necrophiliac so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it"

Kylie: toase are pretty good lemme try it!

Kylie: OKAY RED ALRET, THE NRERCOPHILIAC LINE PROMTPED HIM TO ASK ME TO ROLEPLA THAT WITH HIM! SOS!

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TEXT 💄 KYLISSA

Clarissa: I could have literally gone my entire life without needing to know that information... How did you even discover that?

Kylie: Why not?! You wear lipstick, it seemed relevant. And I didn't discover it, I WISH I had, then I'd be a genius! I heard it on Tiktok!

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TEXT🌋KYLIVER

Oliver: i should make a list so they have that idea for later! i think they'd like it.

Oliver: i told her!! I'll let you know what she says when she responds 😄 oh snap girlie that's awesome!! since you're a stylist do you do wigs?? like can you make one? it's not for work i just kinda wanted to try something out. 👀

Kylie: They'd LOVE it, and you should definitely do that! I'd do it if my parents sold stuff, I think it'd be so fun. Mine would mostly be a garage sale of like a bunch of really cute clothes or makeup or sex toys though, I bet yours would be way different.

Kylie: Nice, thank you! Also tell her I'm sending her a cheek kiss through the phone! And THANK YOU! I don't think I've ever *made* a wig? I've styled some though and I think I could figure it out. Why? What do you want to try??

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TEXT 🥴 KYLESS

Heiress: okay girly, we need to get you sobered up. you're not crying in public. even if you're in a bathroom. you're a badass bitch remember that. and I'll be there in a sec to pick you up

Kylie: just beacause im sober doeant mean i wont cry! ill s till be sad! i can be a badass bitch and stll feel rejected lol i feel rejected MOST of the time and i only crya littl!

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TEXT 🔥 KYEDDIE

Eddie: i don't know, it depends on what my lady would want mostly. but i just never thought about it. I've got goals to accomplish first! but it's nice to get compliments ☺️ you definitely win! me as a friend is epic and not just because im going to become a famous latin pop singer.

Eddie: of course!! I think I could make it work. Im only a little worried how it would pair with my music taste. 🤔

Kylie: You say that like people can't accomplish goals WITH kids! Both of my parents only had better careers once I was in their life, I was like their good luck charm. And didn't Hector Rivera originally write the song Remember Me about his daughter? It's inspiring stuff, having a family! And LOL I'd be your friend even if nobody knew your name, Eddie Spaghetti 😉 You being amazing at music is just a bonus.

Kylie: There's TONS of different ways to use eyeshadow! Like, maybe more ways to use it than there are music genres in total! I'm sure SOMETHING would work!

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TEXT 🍹 KYRA

Kylie: HELLOOOOOOO pretty lady!

Kylie: Tell me somerthing creepy I can say to this guy at the bar who keesp bothering me. I keep saying weird things to him but he jstu thinks theyre funny?

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TEXT 💄 KYLISSA

Kylie: Fun fact! Apparently your perfect lipstick shade is supposed to be whatever color your nipples are! The more you know, right????

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