misanthropic jerk seeks argumentative bitch

[hollyywouldnt]

As a designer, AI is the worst thing to have ever fucking happened to me BECAUSE stakeholders and clients come to me with their AI generated bullshit and I have to explain to them why it won't work or that it's fucking ugly but they are so dead set on it that they're extremely butthurt when I give them something (objectively) a million times better.

AI is not coming for my job because people only have 2 effing braincells and are always going to have the absolute shittiest taste.

[nevver]

Around the clock, Acacia Marable

[polkadotmotmot]

Sergej Sologub - Vegetables, 2024 - Oil on canvas

[saintsoup]

i love my bed so much i love that i am in it right now and its warm and soft and that im here in my bed and i love it

[hollyywouldnt]

Been outta town for the past week and am so happy to be laying in bed

[sodafired]

have you been told you’re intimidating?

yes

no

bald/recluse/see results

Voting ended onFeb 3

curious to see bc ive been told this many times and im always a little shocked! reblog to increase sample size blah blah blah

[myspaceshipleavesat10]

this poll needs to include gender. I'd be shocked if the "yes" responses include any men/amab 🤷‍♀️

[hollyywouldnt]

Yes and mostly from other women who are extremely insecure 🤷‍♀️ sad

[hollyywouldnt]

Went on a date yesterday with... my plumber 😂

We yapped in the sun for 2 hours and wore the same color and he told me how right before I walked up he tried to buy a homeless man a cup of coffee so the coffee shop wouldn't kick him out but the coffee people wouldn't let him because that man tried to watch porn in there last week (it's the thought that counts?) and we talked about our super cool hobbies and our pitties and how much we hate cyber trucks and he told me about this thing he cooked for Friendsgiving and blah blah blah.

That mother fucker hasn't texted me or asked me out for a second date. I asked him out on this date so there is no way I'm stepping up here. I get that sometimes people just don't feel it but I am on a big time losing streak and haven't made it to a second date in YEARS and this one fucking HURTS.

[hollyywouldnt]

Not an exaggeration:

Friend 1: New baby is doing great!

Friend 2: can't wait to see you all at the baby shower!

Friend 3: I just started IVF!

Friend 4: Just finished a big move!

Me: I got a new fridge with a water dispenser! I've never had that before!

😂😭

[hollyywouldnt]

I'm getting a new fridge tomorrow!! Way more exciting than the new roof or water heater I've had to get over the past 2 years 🥲

I hope it fits 😬

(Ive measured and it should, but will it actually WORK in the space?? Idk idk, it'shard to visualize because my current fridge is pretty small)

[hollyywouldnt]

I swear to god if dolly Parton dies before that orange turd I will lose my shit.

Also the cute/charming guy on my backpacking trip that is clearly at least mildly interested in me is scum because he is MARRIED but failed to ever mention his wife. He purposely never mentions her. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. IT HAPPENS SO OFTEN. What am I putting out there??? 😭

[hollyywouldnt]

Flying to NY for the day and then driving back with my sister so I left Penny with a dogsitter for the first time (usually my sister or mom watch her) AND I AM NOT WELL. I've been traveling a lot for the past 7 weeks so I feel guilty and I've finally had her long enough that when I leave her somewhere she does a little double take like, "oh hey I'm supposed to come with YOU!" 😭😭😭

[tvandfilm]

Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) Dirty Birds (S05E04)

[hollyywouldnt]

If by some long shot, one of you happens to know of a cardiologist or has some NYC hospital recs, hollah at me. My sister has a friend in the ICU in NYC for some heart issues and he hasn't made any progress in like 2 weeks so I think maybe she should have him moved to a different hospital because the current one keeps trying the same thing with the same results. Also he has zero family and she's his POA so it's... a lot.

He's at NY Presbyterian Weill Cornell

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[hollyywouldnt]

Literally sitting on the couch doing this right now after getting back from the gym 😭

[hollyywouldnt]

Ive been reading the ABraThatFits subreddit and I did the measurement calculator thing and I am SPIRALING. That thing fucks u up. If you have boobs, go do it because some of the things it spits out are WILD (and seemingly very accurate). Idk when I'll have time to go to Nordstrom and try on some bras but when I do, I'll report back on the accuracy.

I learned so much. Like I was today years old when I learned the cup sizes are more like ratios relative to the band size??? I still don't even know if I understand it correctly.

What else don't I know about

[hollyywouldnt]

Not me crying because I played a video of some puppies being puppies and making whiny noises and my dog getting super curious/excited 😭😭😭

(She had clearly recently had a litter when I got her 😭😭😭😭)

[themindmovement]

“I’m just, you know, kind of happy in the doing of things. Even just having a great cup of coffee is happiness. Getting an idea, or realizing an idea. Working on a painting…working on a piece of sculpture, working on a film. One thing I noticed is that many of us, we do what we call work for a goal. For a result. And in the doing, it’s not that much happiness. And yet that’s our life going by. If you’re transcending every day, building up that happiness, it eventually comes to: it doesn’t matter what your work is. You just get happy in the work. You get happy in the little things and the big things. And if the result isn’t what you dreamed of, it doesn’t kill you, if you enjoyed the doing of it. It’s important that we enjoy the doing of our life.”

— David Lynch

[hollyywouldnt]

Woke up to 2 gunshots the other night. It was really close but I thought it could be a street or two over. Welp, found a bullet casing on the sidewalk a few house down today 🙃 cool cool cool