Holmes's Apprentice

Education never ends . It is a series of lessons with the greatest forthe last

[preacherboyd]

House, M.D. | 1x03 Occam’s Razor

[macrolit]

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[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Every episode of House

Mild-mannered suburban housewife or beleaguered businessman: *starts weeping blood and vomiting spiders*

*theme song*

*Cut to doctor team room*

Attractive Young Doctor: Something something complicated sexual relationships with my colleagues and personal problems

Other Attractive Young Doctor: Ditto.

House: *limps in* Fuck all you guys. Anyway we have a patient with wacky fun symptoms. What’s wrong with them?

AYD #1: Lupis?

House: Literally kill yourself. Anyone else?

AYD #2: Could be *random disease our audience is unlikely to bother googling*

House: Fine. Test for it. Fuck you again. Peace.

*cut to CAT scan*

AYD #1: More dumb personal drama

AYD #2: Random philosophical musing?

Patient: Actually guys I think I’m feeling a lot be-HOLY SHIT I’M DYING

AYD #3: They’re having a grand mal seizure/heart attack/stroke/anaphylactic shock/demon possession/all of the above!

AYD #2: Up the dose of random medicine the audience won’t look up! 

*cut to meeting room*

AYD #4: Well we tried treating for this disease and the patient just startied dying even harder.

House: I knew it wasn’t that illness anyway and you were dumb for ever thinking that it was. Here’s a new theory based on new symptoms.

AYD #4: OK we’ll treat for that.

Patient: *starts dying the hardest they’ve ever died yet*

House: Damn. I still haven’t cracked this case I mean treated my patient.

Wilson: Hi House it’s me your only friend here to lecture you about how you should be a better person

OR

Cuddy: Hi House it’s me your exhausted superior come to lecture you about your gross malpractice I never actually do anything about by the way have you seen my titties? Of course you have the plunge of my neckline is touching the ground.

House: Hey while I was standing here not listening to you I just had an epiphany I know what’s wrong with the patient.

*limps upstairs to patient’s room*

House: Did you breathe in the same room as an elderly cat with a skin disease in the last five years?

Patient: Wow you’re my doctor? This is literally the first time I’ve ever met you. Anyway yes how did you know?

House: Because you show all the symptoms of this random rare disease the audience could look up on Wikipedia but probably won’t bother doing. Here’s a cool animation of it with a bunch of doctor-y words so you know it’s legit. Anyway you’ll be fine if you take a drink of cold water and a baby aspirin.

Patient: Wowzers! Thanks doc! Your brilliance has genuinely saved and improved my life. Do you think this encounter has helped you become a better person?

House: Unlikely. Fuck you by the way.

*House goes home and plays sad jazz on his piano which then fades into some indie rock song to play over the credits*

[wadey-wilson]

house vs. anti-vaxxer

[deadpagediaries]

happy birthday, you clever git 🎻

[sonewbeginnings]

I want to see more Elementary stuff on my dash, if you post a lot about it or the actors or Sherlocks in general (and not just BBC), please like or reblog this and I’ll check you out :) Multifandom is ok.

Let’s hope this works…

[shvesta]

[holmesapprenticesh]

I guess he follows what's called polyphasic sleep

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[contagiousgrace]

Hate me if you want but elementary is the best adaptation and characterization of Sherlock Holmes and I believe that with my whole heart

[oiphafslfhagsjas-deactivated202]

It is not so you could torture me with your incessant noise.

[notdavidfincher]

Friendship, I’ve come to believe, is most accurately defined as two people moving towards the best aspects of one another. It is a relationship of mutual benefit, mutual gain. Another thing I’ve learned is that my isolationist tendencies are decidedly not my best quality. I am not a better person because of a lack of connection. So, I think the healthy thing is for you not to move in my direction. In fact, quite the opposite.

Elementary season 3

[notdavidfincher]

Friendship, I’ve come to believe, is most accurately defined as two people moving towards the best aspects of one another. It is a relationship of mutual benefit, mutual gain. Another thing I’ve learned is that my isolationist tendencies are decidedly not my best quality. I am not a better person because of a lack of connection. So, I think the healthy thing is for you not to move in my direction. In fact, quite the opposite.

Elementary season 3

[arovampira]

Elementary (1.17) - “Possibility Two”

[holmesapprenticesh]

One of my favourite Elementary episodes ever 💛

[nicollekidman]

this kills me every single time 

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Homer, Walt Whitman, Carson McCullers, Ray Bradbury, John Steinbeck, Shakespeare, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on August 19, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

[macrolit]

Remember you can reblog this up to five times. :)

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Homer, Walt Whitman, Carson McCullers, Ray Bradbury, John Steinbeck, Shakespeare, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on August 19, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

[inebriatednovelist-deactivated2]