Holtzmann Smut

Just another gay girl obsessed with Holtz. Requests are open👻

[ruinedchildhood]

[bexgaylorklaus-deactivated20170]

Safety lights are for dudes.

[contraception-deactivated202011]

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

[victoryvague]

Yeah Holtzy

[harrypotterfandomunite]

It all makes sense..

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

anyone else currently feel not well and dead inside?

[holtzmannsmut-blog]

Bioware: look at this gorgeous scenery and deeply thought-through story and next gen gameplay and cinematic performances and

Me: whose gay

[ihaveafeelingitsmichigan]

[severeobjectfun]

Dear teen girls,

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

Yelling at him in front of his friends 

Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like

Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you 

Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him

Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend

Forcing him to spend every moment with you 

Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws

Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake

Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want

Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want

Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you

Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes 

Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love

Physically attacking him when ever you are mad

Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to

Invading his privacy by going through his phone

Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy. 

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive. 

[dynastylnoire]

!!!!!!!! My brother was abused by his babies mom and it started like this and escalated to child abuse and neglect.

You don’t deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.

Not showing affection when she wants or not hugging her before class) or missing a phone call doesn’t warrant getting cussed out or hit.

[fvlani]

Lol, I lost 5 followers from reblogging this. That’s fine, y'all can go

[onlyblackgirl]

Whole lot of grown women do this too.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

Just wanna throw these in too

Being passive aggressive with him when he wants to spend time with friends or doing other things 

controlling when he’s able to go out with friends

Breaking up his friendships with other girls just because you’re insecure

Making him feel like his opinions in decisions that affect the both of you are irrelevant and don’t matter

SENDING HIS NUMBER TO STRANGERS TO TEST IF HE’S LOYAL OR NOT

testing him in anyway in general without his knowledge or permission (example: catfishing! it’s manipulative and weird don’t fucking do that)

taking money/credit cards without permission to spend on things without his knowledge ( had an ex friend do this constantly to her boyfriend and she’d always condone it because “he’ll get over it” )

guilting him for hanging out with friends/family over you  and making him choose between you and friends/family

telling him “you don’t love me if you *insert harmless activity he wants to do here* “

being rude or mean to him in front of others to assert dominance or power over him

downloading apps to spy on his phone activity (yes, this is a thing “”regular”” people do) or snooping on his social media to see who he’s talking to

hitting him, slapping him, punching him, shoving him. literally how do people not understand slapping your male partner is bad. people tend to find this funny in media and society and its weird. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR PARTNER WITHOUT PERMISSION. 

I come from a family of very forward and manipulative women and i see it in media all the time. it’s fucked and people need to not be accepting of young girls acting like snot-nosed, abusive shit heads that think they can get away with manipulation and cruelty because they happen to be girls.

[alwaysbewoke]

and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.

if you have an abusive teen or young adult gf right now fellas, leave. don’t let her use you to get her shit right. you’ll be so fucked up by the time she gets it together if she ever does and believe that most likely she won’t.  

[spoonmeb]

Can i just add that ive seen young queer girls do this to their girlfriends. Girls can be abusers and you are right to leave. 

[purpleandpinkhouses]

Women/young girls can definitely be just as abusive. I knew a young man that got ran over and had his leg broken by his girlfriend because (in her words he annoyed her) He refused to press charges. Another young lady started to hit her ex boyfriend because he wouldn’t take her back because of the abuse. He called the cops on her and they literally started laughing at him because she was very petite in comparison to him. Anyone can be abusive and I wish more people understood that.

[mystic-imagines-messenger]

I don’t usually post stuff like this but please listen to this, everyone

[redeemingthelostcause]

This. All of this. I see so much of this in insecure relationships coming from the woman (and the guy too, but this post is about women). Idk how many times some woman has told me she:

Doesn’t let her boyfriend talk to other women without her present

Requires her boyfriend to tell her all the passwords to his social media, etc.

Gets mad at her boyfriend when he doesn’t ask permission before hanging out with his friends

A million other stupid ass things. Like seriously. So many things wrong with that kind of relationship. It’s manipulative on top of lacking any actual trust.

[the-heavy-metal-viking]

As someone who finally got out of a 10 year long abusive relationship and can relate to just about everything in this post, I’d like to include:

Getting into your social media accounts and deleting pictures of you and your interests because she doesn’t like them

Uses your phone, blog or social media disguising as you, to send hatemail to your friends that she doesn’t like in an attempt to ruin your friendship

Manipulating you to steal or be dishonest and break the law to show that you care

Bringing you to tears and then laughing at you because “a man shouldn’t cry”.

[katherinebishop-archive-deactiv]

[onestoryline-deactivated2017070]

Logic

Straight guys: “You live an hour away. Nah fam. That’s far.” Lesbians: “6 hours? Could be worse. You free this weekend?”

[ashermajestywishes]

Lesbians: “Different continents? Opposite sides of the same continent. I live in the Arctic and you live in Antarctica boo? No prob… We’ll just have the best fucking cyber/phone/email/smoke signals sex until I can get to you and i will get to you. ”

[dietgravity]

This is funny to me because I’m friends with a lesbian whose gf was in germany

and she still flew across the world to have sex with her

[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

hey in case everyone forgot being gay isn’t NSFW and gay kids exist

[holtzmannsmut-blog]

me: what if instead of doing literally anything i just slept all the time

me: thats a sign of depression

me:

me: ok we'll deal with that later but first we nap

[addictedtobookss-deactivated202]

Fangirls problems:

When you want to finish a book, but you don’t want to finish a book. Do you understand?

[sapphicsinthecloset]

don we now our gay apparel

falala lalala la la la snapbacks, rainbows, lots of flannel falalalala lala lala

[death-by-elocution]

[ilanaglazers]

Kate McKinnon A to Z → Quotes

“I was very serene, and I still am, until I start talking in another voice, then suddenly I have a lot of volume and I’m frantic. But I didn’t want to be one of those people who’s always talking in accents in real life, so I started doing sketch comedy.”