Holy Crit

chaotic good half-elf gunslinger

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @jesterspin

fuck off Rouxls

text: Perhapst thou needst to shutteth the fucke up?

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

Idk who drew this but they speak the truth

[thedicepaladin]

When the DM throws a crazy scary, stressful Combat at you, but you’re a freak who loves monsters and battle mechanics:

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[holy-crit]

[holy-crit]

“At least I have a demon horn, troll testicles, and my band of misfits.” - tonight on dnd

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

[xemeterydr]

I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

your so smart

[xemeterydr]

Dude that was over 2 1/2 years ago why are you just now responding

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Are you mad at me

[thydungeongal]

Fun fact: The eye monster from D&D is called a beholder because it be holdin' deze nutz

[thecolabubble]

my dash did a thing…

[carrionkid]

would you like a nice glass of

[pastel-pinku]

[refinedstorage]

[brw]

"you can't make an m/f relationship enemies to lovers bc it's always toxic and abusive" DO MEGAMIND AND ROXANNE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?????

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[someemochick]

[holy-crit]

it’s been a hot minute

but tonight on dnd

“I just need the group to know, I did not plan a boar fight.” - the DM

[holy-crit]

tonite on dnd

Paladin: You see, I have been touched by celestial lineage 

Gunslinger OOC: That’s a whole new meaning of “Touched By The Angel”.

Rouge OOC: Makes it better when you know what Torm’s symbol is.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

While trying and failing to investigate some (hallucinatory) terrain:

Red (Ranger): Well, there’s only one thing to do. Kai?

Kai (Bard): You want me to flirt with the rock?

Red: Y'know, like the pioneers. They used to ride these babies for miles.

Kai: I’m not that kind of bard…

[dnd-apothecary]

I Desperately Need This Coffee Mug

If you’re also the worlds okayest DM you can snag one here