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Struggle is an illusion. The tide rises, the tide falls, but the sea is changeless. There is nothing to struggle against. Makki------He/Him+They/Them------17 dont let the quote fool you its from dragon age i am but a big baby talk to me/send an ask we...

[dghehzdehfzjk]

current main team in FE Heroes

[maurypovichofficial]

Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real 

[craigslist-stripper]

jacques derrida is gonna rise from his grave and give you a high five bc you just described his theory to 75,000 teenagers and they listened

[twinkrevali-moved]

name a more iconic duo, i’ll wait

[calne]

[mollykittykat]

[roachpatrol]

HE THREW THE NOTHING AWAY JUST TO MAKE A FUCKING POINT

[mynewurl]

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

[mynewurl]

[bubonickitten]

[gharibajameel]

metal thigh highs? check 

partial corset? check

suspenders emphasizing the dick? check

ready for action lets move out

[gharibajameel]

WHAT WAS THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS SUIT

[mariopowertennis]

[frederica1995]

Twinkle Star series preview from Chemical Romance

[indigenous-caribbean-deactivate]

International Women’s Day

“There are girls who have penises, boys with vulvas and transphobics without teeth”. Happy #IWD2017 to all my trans, intersex and cis sisters.

[aestheticschaos]

[lavendersoull]

ig: lexiemuzzy

[normaltea]

Me: Im gonna play some fire emblem heroes during silent reading

Me: oh no i forgot to turn off the soun-

Game:  F̶̛̛҉̖̘͈̰͘Í̷̞̣̮̘̻̭̲̭̪̪̮̟̗͖̖̺̫͕̳R̶̘͙̬͍̣̱̤̗͟ͅȨ̴̜̤̣͇̜̙̻̜͇̲̪̟̻̖̜̝͟͡ͅ ̥̻͈͍̬̻̮͇̀͢͡E̷̡̝̪̟̞̗̰͚͉̞̩̻̫̭̤M͠͠҉̷͉̲̰̩̱̩̹͕̟̼̱͉̖B̸̸͔̪̝̝̣͎͕̤̭̭̫͔͞L̴̢̻͕̮̦̯̜̤͍͖̗E͕̪͇͉͙̠̬̯̼̫̦̟͖͎̪̼̗͞͡͞ͅḾ̺̱̮̗̝͉̞̟͢,̸̺͉̭͈͍͔̼ ̛͎̮̤̞͔̙͇͕̣͈̖͝H҉̸̡̗̼̰̱͓̗̝͎̞̗̜̞̣͖̦͓͜E̴̛̯͉͜͠ͅR̦̟̟͕̗͉͚̬͓̦͟͡O̵͇͈̩̬̬̫͎͎̮͇̭͔̟̗̫͕̥̕͞E̢҉̡̙̹͖̗̺̟̙͎͖͇̺͇̘̝̫Ṣ̸̯͍͎̞̠̳̀ͅ

[starsora-blog]

💖💕💋💋!

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[kaheis-archive]

i hope all bi girls are having a beautiful day and if ur a bi girl who’s not having a good day i am sending u my love u deserve all the good days in the world 

[fishingoffthemoon]

I hope all girls have a good day regardless of orientation because your beautiful and deserve it

[kaheis-archive]

so anyway i hope all BI GIRLS are having a beautiful day and if ur a BI GIRL who’s not having a good day i am sending u my love bc BI GIRLS deserve all the good days in the world i lov you dearly @ BI GIRLS

[thewordriven]

From here: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/five-similarities-between-writing-and-falling-down-47-flights-of-stairs

[bandanawaddledee]

IFYMS

I Fucked Your Mom Shitlips

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi