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huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

FINE! I'll do it myself

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

writercole

IT'S HALLOWEEN.

i shared some of my raspberry with a struggling bee today and spent the rest of the day hoping it was able to go about its beesiness and not get squished

#🐝#save the bees #ty random stranger for confirming that a raspberry would be fine to give the bee

stealingpotatoes

i hauve a cold

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trans-ralsei

caughtthedarkness93

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

fridgebride

the municipality of gaza announced it has to halt all waste collection and sewage treatment operations because of the war…..many have said it already but the long-lasting impact this war is going to have on the health of palestinians in gaza can’t be overstated. i think about water stations being targeted by israeli bombers, about the millions of displaced palestinians sharing limited bathrooms, about bisan sharing that she’s been very sick. i think about how contagious covid still is even with normal access to resources like clean water, medication, masks, i think about how many are rightfully concerned about the transmission rates in the us and other countries with relaxed restrictions. where are those people now???

captainsaltymuyfancy

Dr Tamer Alnajjar is a scholar of Environmental Engineering who has been posting about these issues on his Instagram account. Please follow him and boost his content to spread awareness about the human and environmental crises created by Israel in Gaza.

mylittleredgirl

my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

darthmelyanna

Okay, but this is actually kind of genius.

gallusrostromegalus

My family has a related Policy called "The Five Year Rule". Five years after an embarrassing or dramatic event happens to someone, everyone else has to shut up about it. This rule was created to keep some of my aunts from bringing up shit from fifteen and twenty years ago at family dinners.

So if you need to set a statute of Limitations: If it would be fucking rude of your auntie to bring up at thanksgiving, it's rude for your brain to bring up at 3AM too and it needs to eat some mashed potatoes and shut up.

reikacchan

don't give up

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thedeadlysins00-deactivated2024

Touch starved sluts reblog this

the moment tanjiro has in the first confrontation w kibstuji illustrates how I felt being way too perceptive having an addict parent

#the how could you not know but #still feel that #mom never knows when someone else is impaired #i ALWAYS know #it’s the subtlest change #but ya bitch CLOCKS it

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

#vague posting #it’s been such a shitty two weeks

reluctant to violence heroes with a companion/sentient weapon that has never known a scruple in its existence is top-tier

#this is about duck newton and beacon #specifically #when duck is cornered by goat men #and says he wouldn’t decapitate an unarmed creature #and beacon slides in with #BUT I MOST CERTAINLY WOULD #goes hard #hoops mcelroy #taz amnesty #mcelroys

laerugo

how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh

claricechiarasorcha

I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they don’t/can’t den, she’s working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself.

Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but they’re still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like “watch my kids, I need some me time.” And he was panicking like COME BACK I CAN’T BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF

catchingflieswithhoney

Half of the comments are about cats giving birth on top of or next to their owners and I’m not crying at all

flowercrownsnstuff

it’s so funny though because domesticated cats are aggressively social in raising their young so basically op’s cat was like bitch these are your kids too, where tf you think you’re going???