FULL MOON DEATH CLASSIC

(she/they) you can call me Juno (25)

[slavery]

Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

[alladoreqi]

Lmfaooooooooooo this site is wild

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[slavery]

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[letmesleepy]

[rollerska8er]

still my favourite onion headline of all time

[dogshitdotnet]

I will lay 1000 damn daniel eggs

[tomandjerrysdivorcelawyer]

How many more damn Daniel eggs do you people expect me to lay??????

[octavio-world]

take a minute to stop. focus. breathe. how many damn daniel eggs did you lay today? count them. that’s good.

But you can do more.

[portaproslowbro]

I can't even lay one Damn Daniel egg. Fml

[swarnpert]

lost my job because i was only able to lay about 50 damn daniel eggs

[subhumananimal]

[coughloop]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

You are now entering Steely Dan Saturday

[bunnydracula]

the gramophone has made children into layabouts with no appreciation for real, live music. possibly their hearing will atrophy from lack of practice listening to the sounds of real instruments in the room with them or at least certainly they will be damaged by the gramophone itself

[charl0ttan]

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

[realshy]

it's already tuesday

[charl0ttan]

just as i theorized.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[cheesusmouse]

[lesbiiundyne-deactivated2015112]

it gets easier everyday

[cheaphalloweencostume]

remember when things were simple

[stellarblade]

this is the saddest fucking image on this website