Holy NightMare Corporation

"Welcome to Holy NightMare's Magical Beast Download site! Take a look around at our wide selection of the most powerful Magical Beasts in the universe. Please, take your time, and ask me if you need any assistance. We guarantee one hundred percent satisfaction! You have my word." Independent RP Blog for Customer Service, a recurring antagonist from Kirby of the Stars.

[cyclicalchaos-deactivated202003]

“…”

Independent RP Blog for Void Termina.

This blog will include spoilers from Kirby Star Allies (up to update 4.0.0).

OC/FC/Canon muse friendly

Will RP with Kirby game/animeverse characters, Nintendo fandoms, and some outside fandoms too.

Style: Any, but I prefer paragraph(s).

Mun is over 18. Blog may include language, violence, gore, and death if the situation calls for it. No smut.

On and off RPing since 2012 (mostly off).

I’m an anxious lazy potato please be patient with my slow replies.

About | Rules | OOC

[holynightmarecorporation]

Hey, so I don’t know how active my followers are here anymore since I haven’t checked this account in… I don’t know how long. A few months ago I was hoping I’d get the motivation to come back and run this blog, but I didn’t. I did however make an RP blog for my OCs here:

https://draconesinfinitum.tumblr.com/

If you want to RP with me there, just read my rules/about pages and send me a message there.

[holynightmarecorporation]

Hey, so I don’t know how active my followers are here anymore since I haven’t checked this account in… I don’t know how long. A few months ago I was hoping I’d get the motivation to come back and run this blog, but I didn’t. I did however make an RP blog for my OCs here:

https://draconesinfinitum.tumblr.com/

If you want to RP with me there, just read my rules/about pages and send me a message there.

[holynightmarecorporation]

Hey, so I don’t know how active my followers are here anymore since I haven’t checked this account in... I don’t know how long. A few months ago I was hoping I’d get the motivation to come back and run this blog, but I didn’t. I did however make an RP blog for my OCs here:

https://draconesinfinitum.tumblr.com/

If you want to RP with me there, just read my rules/about pages and send me a message there.

[holynightmarecorporation]

I updated my about and bio pages, but it’s... a freaking-lot and it’s really late and I’m tired so I’ll edit or remove other pages some other time but yeah.

[holynightmarecorporation]

I feel like I need to... redo my entire blog. Well, not entirely. Probably. I need to read my own stuff to see if I’m okay with it or if it makes me cringe.

[holynightmarecorporation]

I think I might start following some blogs, but I’m not sure if I’ll get into RPing right away. I know, I’ve been saying nope not doing it, then changing my mind, then changing my mind again so I know. I don’t have any concrete answers either. I just have the urge to RP again but there’s a lot of feelings and lack of motivation pulling me back.

[holynightmarecorporation]

“Greetings customers! Apologies for not responding to your calls in so long. To make it up to you, I have a present I would like to offer. Please accept the gift offered in the link below.”

https://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/ESF7W

“If you like Cards Against Humanity, you’ll love this. I call this the Hoshi no DededeMan deck. An associate of mine and I compiled this deck long time ago, but I figured my loyal customers could enjoy it more than I can. Use the code ESF7W to add all 33 call cards and 373 answer cards (and possibly counting) to your deck on the pretend you’re xyzzy website. Thank you for tuning in.”

[holynightmarecorporation]

“We have been silent for well over a year now. They’ll think we’re dead by this point, no?”

[askjollydragonite-deactivated20]

Hey so uh I haven’t been active here in forever, and I appreciate any of the asks you guys have sent me, but I don’t think I’ll get to them. Sorry about that. I just figured since you followed this blog for certain content, and I happened to draw it elsewhere, I’d reblog it here.

I don’t know if anyone is still here either but I have a personal blog here. Just has a bunch of reblogs and shitposts and me rambling. And I have an art blog here. Mostly dragons and my ocs. Just thought I should mention. Also, I doubt anyone here has the game but if anyone has Bayonetta 2 and internet connection, hmu on my personal blog and I’ll be happy to accept any battles.

[holynightmarecorporation]

Same thing for this blog, except I haven’t drawn anything for this blog so ignore that. I just want to say I enjoyed RPing with you guys over the years. I might come back one day, but not in the near future.

[holynightmarecorporation]

I feel I should write something about it here, but I’m just... lacking the motivation to continue this blog right now. Mostly because I feel stuck in redundant RPs with no foreseeable future interactions with most blogs because there’s no reason for our characters to continue interacting and I’m bad at plotting stuff and talking to people in general.

I'm going to see how I feel about this next week.

[holynightmarecorporation]

+3 Customers

[dxvidebyzero]

   The other was met with a very long and awkward silence, their large red eye trained on the screen, on the other, with a somewhat baffled, but otherwise completely unreadable expression.

                  Uh.

             They took a deep breath ( how they did it, without any mouth, was completely lost on the masses. you decide ) and began to speak.

    “ I believed this machine to be inoperable, ”  02 said finally, their voice flat, “ but I see now that I was wrong. ”

               Who is this. Why is this happening.

    They were very tired, so their comprehension of anything at the moment was… muddled, to say the least. And it showed- there were deep bags ( bag? ) under their lone eye.

[holynightmarecorporation]

“... I see,” he responded after a few seconds. Customer Service believed this person was one of the oddest customers he ever talked to, if not the oddest. Maybe this potential customer had their mind on something else. Maybe the man should... repeat what he said? Some keywords could grab this customer’s attention.

“I see this is your first time. Allow me to explain. Whatever you need, I’m here to provide it to you. For a price, of course. Be it entertainment, restaurant recom--” he started, then realized this creature had no mouth. In fact, 02 reminded him of some Demon Beasts, such as Sasuke or Lola, but with one eye instead. “--mendations,” he finally finished. “Or, various items we may have in stock.”

[holynightmarecorporation]

+3 Customers

[dxvidebyzero]

   They had initially assumed that this thing was completely out of commission. What was this thing doing on Shiver Star, they thought as they tapped it slightly with their wing. What was it anywa-

The screen flickered to life, showing some… guy on the screen.

        What.

           Who is this.

               Was this a telemarketer.

   “ What. ”  They looked baffled, so ‘what’ was all they could say.

[holynightmarecorporation]

“Pardon?” he responded. “Would you like me to repeat what I said?” he asked politely. “I asked if I can help you. You have accessed Holy NightMare’s Magical Beast Download site! We are the sole provider of Magical Beasts across the universe.” 

He checked the caller ID. Shiver Star... Why was the system still operable there? As far as Customer Service knew, Shiver Star was inhospitable to most lifeforms, but this... entity, whatever it was, managed to call the salesman and responded with ‘What.’ “Excuse my ignorance, but how are you calling from there?”

[holynightmarecorporation]

I was so sure I saved that post as a draft, but I guess not???

[holynightmarecorporation]

+6 Customers

[doctorxmoro-deactivated20170319]

           “Absolutely. What I’ve been working on is the reconstruction of DNA from the Jurassic era, mostly. Taking small samples from various insects petrified in amber, and filling in genome gaps with various samples of reptilian, amphibian, and avian DNA, I’ve been working at… Well, recreating dinosaurs. Bringing these impressive creatures from a bygone era back to life, out of extinction.”            He paused for a moment, adjusting his glasses briefly. “…Does that make sense, sir?”

[holynightmarecorporation]

He got... most of it. Enough to understand the main subject, at least. “Y--” he started and cleared his throat. “Not complete sense, but I understand the gist of what you’re trying to do. Very impressive, Doctor.” The very idea of live dinosaurs sounded... highly profitable. It was only a matter of time until someone asked for extinct animals, seeing as the company seemed to provide almost anything and everything a customer asked for. Not only that, but some dinosaurs in general were vicious predators that would make great soldiers for the war.

“I’ll see what I can do to get your research out there. The thing is, customers ask for very specific things, and I can only reveal our known products for the time being. If I reveal everything we have, we cannot take the GSA on by surprise.”

“Have you had any success in reviving one of these creatures? Because if you have, might I remind you of procedures in that we cannot have any wild untamed animals. All new creations must be converted by Nightmare in order to prevent any accidents from happening.”

[jxffrey-woods-deactivated201502]

Fill out with muse info.

[metanaitokyou-deactivated201709]

ɴᴀᴍᴇ: [Redacted] ᴀʟɪᴀs (ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇs): Customer Service, CS, Customer (nicknamed by Dedede in the anime) ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ: Male ᴀɢᴇ: Late 40s, early 50s possibly ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ᴏғ ʙɪʀᴛʜ: Unknown, but rumored to be somewhere in December or January sᴘᴏᴋᴇɴ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇs: Japanese (first), English, and many other languages. ᴏᴄᴄᴜᴘᴀᴛɪᴏɴ: Elite Salesperson of Holy NightMare ᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀʟ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅ: None under Nightmare’s law, but under GSA law, literally hundreds or thousands or more counts of direct and indirect murder and torture because he’s involved with the war. ᴅɪsᴏʀᴅᴇʀs: None that I can think of, but I don’t think I’d be able to accurately write it if I do think of something. ᴇʏᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ: [Redacted] ʜᴀɪʀ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ: Brown ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ: 4′10″ sᴄᴀʀs: After dealing with some rogue Demon Beasts, possibly some hidden under his suit. ʙᴜʀɴs: Same as above. ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ: No. ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ: No. ʜᴀᴅ sᴇx: No. ʜᴀᴅ sᴇx ɪɴ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ: No. ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ: No. ᴋɪssᴇᴅ ᴀ ʙᴏʏ: No. ᴋɪssᴇᴅ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ: No. ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏs: No. ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴘɪᴇʀᴄɪɴɢs: No. sᴍᴏᴋᴇᴅ/ᴅʀᴀɴᴋ/ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴅʀᴜɢs: He probably drank a few times before, but definitely not while on the job. ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ: No. ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ: No. ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ sᴜʀɢᴇʀʏ: No. sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ 24 ʜᴏᴜʀs: On multiple occasions because of the sheer amount of workload. It’s very hard to tell what part of the day it is without a sun. There are clocks though. ᴀ ᴠɪʀɢɪɴ: Yes. ᴀ ᴄᴜᴅᴅʟᴇʀ: No. ᴀ ᴋɪssᴇʀ: No. sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ: No. ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜs ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ: He wouldn’t show anyone, but he might get very jealous of competitors stealing his customers. ᴛʀᴜsᴛᴡᴏʀᴛʜʏ: To people that aren’t affiliated with Nightmare, no. To... most Demon Beasts and employees, he actually keeps his word in order to keep things running efficiently in the company. sɪɴɢʟᴇ: Yes, and he plans to keep it that way. ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴀɴ: He wouldn’t treat any of his customers this way, but he can be downright mean and nasty, mostly towards the GSA and its affiliates when he knows no amount of politeness will get him anywhere and he’s fed up. It’s not the yelling or shouting kind of mean, though. It’s more of... read this RP and you’ll understand how he can act mean initially. He’s definitely okay with killing kids for goodness sake. ʜᴀʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟᴠᴇs: No. ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏғ sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴇ: Yes. ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴇᴅ sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴇ: No.

ғᴇᴀʀs: Failure.

sɪʙʟɪɴɢs: None. ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs: Unknown. He won’t talk about them. ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ: None. ᴘᴇᴛ(s): None.

[holynightmarecorporation]

((Oh my god reading a response and Customer Service really is a telemarketer. A videomarketer.))