Homestuck kink ideas

Yo! This is a blog where I post a bunch of homestuck kink ideas whenever they come to mind, the more unsanitary stuff I'll put under a read more, though I will still make sure everything is tagged correctly too! Feel free to throw your own ideas in the pot too if you so desire! (all characters are aged up 18+)

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Dumb ol question, besides Twitter, where else can we find you?

You can find me under deviantart as emissaryofrainbows or rainbowdiapers, on furaffinity as rainbowdiapers, and on Eka’s Portal as emissaryofrainbows.

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It’s time for the Twitter reboot!

So, while it’s a bit late to do all this, we are now transitioning to a Twitter page. The NSFW scene on Tumblr has mostly died off (fuck off, staff), and people just aren’t really sending in asks anymore, plus one of the mods quit Tumblr, so prospects here aren’t looking great. Now enough for the negativity! Here’s a link to our new Twitter page, feel free to send in asks through the ask.fm page linked on the page. https://twitter.com/homestuckkink

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There are no showers on the meteor.

No showers? Oh my, I could see that becoming quite the issue eventually…

Aradia, being a robot, didn’t really need to shower. But even still, splotches of old oil and blood, plus a hefty amount of sweat left over from Equius, ensured that even she had a terrible odor of some kind.

Tavros prior tended to have a fairly sweaty scent to him on account of being wheelchair-bound making bathing less common than he’d like, living on the meteor only exacerbated this once relatively small issue.

Sollux, being a computer expert had to deal with the stigma of being called a greasy nerd. This stereotype soon became reality however as without bathing, just about everything he touched was now left with stains of slimy grease…at least he still smells like honey.

Karkat could be annoying whenever he got particularly mad, but when he started releasing nigh lethal B-O when flailing his arms around in frustration, it wasn’t exactly great.

Nepeta always had the distinctive fragrance of “I just killed an animal” hanging all over her, but soon she started smelling like the foul stench of death left by the animals she once hunted.

Kanaya’s frequent outfit changes did an okay job at dampening her raunchy aroma, but it’s still readily apparent that a good fashion sense is a poor substitute for good hygiene.

Terezi, after a while of living on the meteor had to start actually using her sword cane as a tool to move around, her scent-vision having become clouded with the stench of unwashed troll, especially her own.

Vriska is a prime example of a big ego doing little to hide your flaws, in this case that flaw is that this huge bitch stinks to high heaven. Vriska denies all of this of course, insisting that she smells the 8est…but on the inside she’s fuming over how increased luck has little impact on how much she fucking reeks.

Equius’ extreme sweatiness was previously a source of fuel for poking fun at him, but the jokes ceased when his sweating led to a particularly STRONG musk that no one could even breath around.

Gamzee…well, frankly he already stank like spilled faygo and old sopor, so in all honesty nothing really changed much in that regard.

Eridan was someone who took very good care of how he smelled; regular bathing and plenty of luxury seadweller cologne. Imagine his dismay when the trolls discovered the meteor lacked any of these amenities. Nowadays he whines about how it’s hard being a smelly teenager and that nobody understands.

Feferi had never actually seen the point to taking showers, constantly being in and out of water ensured that she never really had a strong scent to her. This all changed of course with living on the meteor, the point of a shower became violently ingrained in her mind, both from herself and all of her now-miasmic friends.

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“Kanaya and Rose have a sort of caretaker/little girl dynamic going on. Kanaya loves taking care of her "3.5"-year-old little girl, and Rose likes being bratty for her caretaker and making huge messes in her diapers.”

Kanaya makes sure to stuff Rose nice and full with every meal with “Plenty Of Food For A Growing Little Girl.” And she always returns the favour by blowing her a raspberry and filling her thick diaper to it’s limits later on.

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Jade is asked to shrink a lot of things often: hair to avoid haircut prices, hips to fit into clothes, food in someone's gut if they feel too full and the list goes on, but if Jade spaces out and shrinks it too small sburb experiences an underflow error and makes the object of her manipulation incredibly large.

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Hey! The inbox is cleared, send in some more ideas please! <3

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“Trolls are fairly malleable, able to be squashed by a heavy enough weight, some urban legends even say some very criminal trolls were used as toilet paper by high bloods.”

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The first time Meenah ate someone, she was met with a pleasant surprise; seemingly, eating different blood colours of trolls granted her various different boons and inconveniences. Her first oliveblood meal boosted her rack to almost three times it's size, but at the cost of it's method being leaky fuchsia milk that poured out if she jostled them too hard.

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Terezi likes to abuse her status as the blind girl to aggressively lick people's bodies, even making out with them or licking their crotches, all in the name of "G3TT1NG 4 GOOD LOOK 4T YOU". Needless to say when Terezi finally got to meet some of her friends in-person (either the trolls or humans) they got absolutely covered in teal slobber.

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With the weird ways dreambubbles work, some of the passengers on the meteor ended up being able to have sex with their own sleeping selves if they passed through their own bubbles, effectively doubling the pleasure they got out of it.

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“When letting his entire crew gangbang her didn't break Dolorosa's will, Dualscar let the hoofbeasts in on it too. Unfortunately for him, that only works to break people if they don't already like it.”

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“Porrim isn't known to be particularly gassy, but when she finds herself in an empty dreambubble, she'll often secretly let out massive farts one after the other. …She's also known to push a little too hard sometimes, resulting in some messy sharts.”

When caught alone, few trolls report that Porrim could easily fart enough to make the horrorterrors wince, the ones that make it out conscious that is; the rest are either knocked out breathing in the noxious fumes or buried in a pile of scat.

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The Strilondes all love nothing better than to cum on their Harbert-Crocklish partners' glasses.

How the aforementioned Strilondes act towards their partner’s temporary cum-blindness differs. Dirk and Rose are kind enough to offer them towels, while Roxy and Dave will snicker to themselves, watching them stumble around in search of an object to clean themselves with.

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“Calliope, despite her seemingly innocent demeanor, is as kinky as it gets. Roxy is absolutely a fan of this, as it means she can try out any of her kinks, or kinks she may be new to. They've tried just about everything, but Calliope has noticed she tends to stick to things related to diapers and watersports, so she sometimes likes to surprise her with risky fun in front of others, once even staging an accident in front of others, absolutely playing up the desperation.”

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Because of spending all his life being coddled and not allowed to run around in case he got hurt, and comfort eating to deal with the stress of being restricted so much, Kankri is very, very fat, and only got fatter when he no longer had anyone to stop him stuffing himself in SGrub.

Kankri’s top two most alchemised items are snacks, and more embarrassingly, several extra sweaters all increasing in size. Soon he had to ask his server-side player to replace the stairs in his house with elevators so he could get around better. (Get to the alchemiter easier, and get another plate of food.)

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“Building on a previous idea (highbloods with packed diapers, lowbloods admire) Feferi goes around with a diaper bag, padding trolls then rubbing her diaper on theirs until they both cum. “

While the lowbloods don’t have permission of any sort to disobey, the act has been glorified and sexualised through television, the internet and practically any media they could manage! It’s practically part of their genes that diapers turn trolls on and a highblood doing something like that with you would be a huge honour.

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While both humans and trolls go through an almost near identical puberty around the same age, trolls have another second puberty that none of the humans- including Rose- had heard about until increased exposure to the hormones produced through being with Kanaya.

This being the same puberty that turned Meenah into the Condesce body wise, it was no surprise that she got the full dose of a secondary jade puberty; her now motherly hips ripping her clothes and constantly lactating full tits only just fitting in her tops. Kanaya took the news very gently while she handled her own, using soft movements while coaxing milk out of Rose's new pliable pillowy chest.