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Hello dears! This account will mostly be for prompt posts, ideas, and branstorming. Some better information about my books/fics/oneshots will be on my Instagram under analytical_ace_author ♡

#books #writer #author #queerauthor #queerbooks #queer fiction #a03 writer #a03 fanfic

The tip is Wheezer blue ladies

#wheezer #wheezerblue #thetip

We've all eaten a little bit of paper with our starbursts

#starbursts #shitpost #starburstpaper #timmyeatsstarburstwrappers #oops

Y'all, Billie Eilish quoted a French philosopher by the name of René Descartes. "I think; therefore, I am."

#timmy knows Billie Eilish and René Descartes.#rené descartes #I think therefore I am #algebra #geometry #French philosipher

Forget thick thighs save lives. Thick thighs end lives. Choke that motherfucker out with your thighs bitch.

#thick thighs #thick thighs save lives #body postivity #thick thighs end lives #timmy does not have thick thighs #choke your assailant out

You really be goin' about your day and then BAM trauma.

#whoops #timmy has issues #timmy needs therapy #uh oh timmy #it's giving shit #trauma and I like to meet up once a month or so

I wanna know if anybody ever thought the add to dictionary button on computers meant you were actually adding that word to the dictionary.

#dictionary #add to dictionary #add to dictionary button #did you do it timmy?#what words did you add to the dictionary timmy?

Sure, I said on fleek. Not my best moment. But some people still think cowboys exist. I'm the least of your worries.

#cowboys aren't real timmy #timmy isn't a cowboy #there's no cowboys #cowboys are fake #cowboys don't exist #no cowboys #yes I said on fleek

Some days I wake up and think. And some days I don't.

#no brain #no thoughts #head empty #timmy has no thoughts

Forget smell the roses. I just sprayed my rose scented deodorant in my eyes. I see the damn roses now.

#smell the roses #wake up and smell the roses #i see the roses #my eye hurts #how do I get this out of my eye without crying

Do you ever just wake up and change your mind? Like nah bitch, today is not the day. Fucking goodnight.

#back to bed #fuck this shit #goodnight #don't greet me goodmorning Timmy

One time I was helping my great grandparents out at a food pantry. I was tired asf we'd been there all day, and so I was bringing bags out. Mind you, I don't see them or their car often. I got in the wrong car.

#wrong car #didn't get kidnapped #it was a nice car

I have overdosed on chicken alfredo. As one becomes what they eat. I will now lie like a penne noodle to become one. Become a penne noodle with me children. Devour your weight in penne noodles.

#pennenoodle #chickenalfredo #becomeapennenoodle #you'renotgoinganywheretimmy

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