i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@ohmyplum
i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this
well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
i am at a complete loss as to how to adequately express to you how much this cat throws up yeah
[Image ID: Tumblr tag from hotTubSharts reading: and then maybe she'll wake you again at 6 to the sound of her puking on the floor. maybe /End ID]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 4.07 | "The Initiative"
#i know this was written for comedy’s sake but this is actually insane though #like what do you mean that still evil barely chipped baddie spike was abhorred at the idea of willow thinking she was undesirable #and instantly offered effortless lighthearted comfort and compassion ? #bro you are a loving entity in your soul bro i am sorry to tell you your heart glows from within 💔😞 (via @gingersnps)
they hate each other.
hey bestie you forgot the poll
oh sorry
would you kill and eat these animals?
yes
no
I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.
sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again
would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?
yes
no
Emotional Documentary: Hellshake Yano
the new season is upon us so i would just like to bring back the single most legendary thing any anime has ever put out
There are few delights in the world like having a friend start to read Jane Eyre for the first time and then as they are commenting on it you slowly realize that they don't know. They don't know Rochester's deal.
This is like the literary equivalent of meeting someone who doesn't know Darth Vader is Luke's father.
So they go "I don't understand why anyone would have a problem with this relationship! Yeah he's older and there is a class/power difference but he clearly respects her as a person and it's so refreshing!" and you just cackle, cackle, cackle behind your screen until the inevitable day you get this message.
Everyone congratulate my friend @anonymoustypewriter, they just found out one of literature's biggest 100+ year old shock twists authentically without anyone spoiling it for them.
Catastrophize Benedictine
Coming up around the corner, it’s…
Fear of Abandonment Sushi!
Right on his tail is Self Isolation Cake!
Don’t they make a pretty pair
Top left clockwise: Keith groover, Jordan Simons, Bret Crow, Harry Hansen
WHAT holy shit that’s wildly cool
me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake
my favourite part about this post
saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese
holdon
what the fuck is going on in this site's backend
“You save me!”
“Yes. I caught the Taumoeba in time. I still have fuel. Set up the tunnel. Im taking you to Erid.”
“You save me and you save Erid!” He squeaks.
Petition for this image to join the ranks of “people die if they’re killed”.
I miss nadja of antipaxos. you used to be able to turn the tv on once a week and see an insane greek woman ripping people apart and killing and biting and screaming
thinking about the (english-translated) lyrics to pō atarau, the māori folk song that plays when the hail mary and the blip-a separate.
farewell, / but return again / to your loved one, / weeping here
Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.
All the Pride Angels I've made so far. You can find them individually at the links in my About Page.