I am so normal about things

Queer, audhd, tired, millennial

[sliversoakley4]

i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

[frogayyyy]

Spin this wheel twice... These are your new roommates at Starfleet Academy!

How do you feel about this?

AMAZING!!!! This is the best case scenario

Great! I like both of these people

Good.

Eh... Could be better, but it could be worse

Bad. I'm not going to enjoy this year

TERRIBLE. Someone will end up dead

I'm dropping out

other/nuance/secret whatever option

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

if one/both of your new roommates is a child you assume responsibility of that child

if you get the same person twice, you have to live with both of them

[frogayyyy]

there's actually only one best case scenario

[killersandqueens]

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

[boydykedevo]

Mixed reviews

[hobgoblinhero]

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

[hobgoblinhero]

Boys who up smacking they rat?

[abitofboth]

the relationship between a girl and her favourite mug is something that can be so personal

[kaijuno]

A friend traveled here

[infectiouspiss]

dj physical therapist wants you to put your hands in the air !!!! now slowly lower them !!!!! now repeat 8-10 times !!!!! stretch those muscles !!!!

[thecryptkeeper]

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[jacobtheloofah]

Visit Original Link

side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[seren-starlight]

Nobody really knows what makes a person go to bed

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[sunshine-tattoo]

this website is a goddamn national treasure

[afeelgoodblog]

Kitty and his best friend

[patchoulism]

[aromanticduck]

Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.

[aromanticduck]

I need to collect one who uses he/him pronouns, one I don't know very well, one who's slutty, and one who's really funny.

The I can have a Maia (he), Maia (who), Maia (hoe) and Maia (haha).

[sharkapology]

People do not give us (Brasil) enough credit for:

Our fucked up dolphins

Our fucked up porcupines

Our fucked up snakes

This

[celestial-seasonings427]

What the fuck is that

[sharkapology]

can u be nice

[curiousscallop]

Higgledy-piggledy, many a year ago, I and a maiden named Annabel Lee

lived in an amorous interconnectedness down in a kingdom that sat by the sea.

I was a child and she was a child, but summing our love yielded more than its parts --

therefore the seraphim jealously coveted my and my Annabel's childish hearts.

This was the reason a wind from the overcast chilled her and killed her and bore her away,

carried by countrymen highborn and beautiful, into a sepulchre down by the waves.

Not so contentedly, not half as happily, up in their Heaven the angels conferred,

sent us a tempest to chill her by nighttime -- yes, that was the argument, all men averred.

Under the ocean, the antidiluvian demons, and angels in Heaven above,

never can sever my soul from the soul of my younger, more foolish, more beautiful love:

Higgledy piggledy, moonbeams and starlight, her eyes find me dreaming, my Annabel Lee,

there in her sepulchre all of a night-tide, I lie with my bride in her tomb by the sea.

[jerkeline]

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list