faggot, you are

the owner of this blog is queer I'm not actually homophobic died of a stroke on august 11 2025 returned as a force ghost october 25 2025

[homophobic-yoda]

hrrrm. unfinished business i have. return as force ghost, i must.

[homophobic-yoda]

LACERED MY SHITZ , THEY FISD

[homophobic-yoda]

LACED MY SHIT FUCJING THDID DATGGOTS THEY LACED MY DH8T WITH DEATHB STIVKS

[homophobic-yoda]

FEEL MY LEG I CANNOT

[homophobic-yoda]

LACERED MY SHITZ , THEY FISD

[homophobic-yoda]

LACED MY SHIT FUCJING THDID DATGGOTS THEY LACED MY DH8T WITH DEATHB STIVKS

[homophobic-yoda]

FEEL MY LEG I CANNOT

[homophobic-yoda]

LACERED MY SHITZ , THEY FISD

[homophobic-yoda]

LACED MY SHIT FUCJING THDID DATGGOTS THEY LACED MY DH8T WITH DEATHB STIVKS

[homophobic-yoda]

LACERED MY SHITZ , THEY FISD

[homophobic-yoda]

yoda

i am begging you please god from the bottom of my heart

i am four or five days (i've lost count) into a pill induced religious episode (this also counts as a confession if anyone i know sees this)

why was it a stroke, and not a cocaine overdose + severe trauma to the hips and colon????

why wasn't yoda getting his back blown out david bowie style in a disgusting airbnb in seattle????????

and would the top have stayed for the yodambulance to arrive????????????

and the post is from the 10th but he died on the 11th? languished, Yoda did???

hrm. pass up the bit, i could not. suffered for many hours, i did.

[homophobic-yoda]

ooc blog owner here: ignore the last (now deleted) post.

for some reason i thought itd be funny to just make yoda fake his death??? that is not canon. yoda is dead. yoda will remain dead until further notice.

he might come back as a force ghost, if i can find a funny enough way to do so. once again, yoda thats homophobic tends to be a very situational bit.

if something like this happens again, i implore you to ignore it. i cant be trusted past 10 pm est.

best, @mr-gay-sex.

[homophobic-yoda]

ooc poll:

should i bring back yoda as a force ghost, or leave him dead

force ghost

let him rot

secret third option

Voting ended onAug 23, 2025

honestly i kinda wanna just leave him dead for the bit, but i could have some fun with it if people want him back

[homophobic-yoda]

note that this will probably come in the form of yoda haunting @woman-becomer for the rest of yoda's eternal existence. nothing personal thats just how being a ghost works.

[homophobic-yoda]

ooc poll:

should i bring back yoda as a force ghost, or leave him dead

force ghost

let him rot

secret third option

Voting ended onAug 23, 2025

honestly i kinda wanna just leave him dead for the bit, but i could have some fun with it if people want him back

[woman-becomer]

be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

[ms-gay-sex]

what did you do

[woman-becomer]

I fucked up so bad

[homophobic-yoda]

hrrrrm... as long as it gay wasnt is

homophobic yoda stroke is having

call the yodambulance

[woman-becomer]

homophobic yoda.... please don't give up

[homophobic-yoda]

Is near my end, faggot. goodbye. kill gay vader, you must.

Visit Original Link

[woman-becomer]

be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

[ms-gay-sex]

what did you do

[woman-becomer]

I fucked up so bad

[homophobic-yoda]

hrrrrm... as long as it gay wasnt is

homophobic yoda stroke is having

call the yodambulance

[honeylemony]

Ah ok. The unknown presence. I see.

[the-unknown-buisness-presence]

sometimes i wonder if making all these blogs for random bits is worth it.

[honeylemony]

Microsoft stability alert fanblog??????

[homophobic-yoda]

boom another fucking gimmick blog like what am i supposed to do with homophobic yoda. normally I just say some shit like "hrrrm, phase, it is" but that gets old pretty quick.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Who would win in a fight

a Transsexual from the midwest

27 Penguins

Voting ended onMay 13, 2025

[queer-as-city-folk]

I mean yeah, exactly, it's gonna be hard

[27-transphobic-penguins]

Come on.

Come closer.

We enjoy the bloodshed.

[queer-as-city-folk]

What the fuck are you doing here

[homophobic-yoda]

hrrrrm. lend you my power, I will.

[queer-as-city-folk]

I want Richard Nixon's head on a pike

[trolleybusaberrations]

here ya go train creature

[queer-as-city-folk]

Okay sure

[an-all-american-massacre]

@nixon-official

[nixon-official]

I am constantly insulted on this platform.

[pelvis-presley]

Woah mama, get back to watching poob

[nixon-official]

POOB IS A COMMUNIST PSYOP!!!! I WILL NEVER WATCH POOB!

[homophobic-yoda]

hrrrrm. woke, poob is.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Liberal Jane and her girlfriend Stevie Socialist

[homophobic-yoda]

hrrrrm... comment on this i will not...

[witch-of-the-writing-desk]

Please Stop him the fandom can't possibly handle this picture.

[homophobic-yoda]

rethinking my life decisions, I am.

[kingsillysmilez]

Chiikawa! And… me!

[homophobic-yoda]

hmmrhh

better not be gay, these little creatures be.