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My Fellow Americans Citizens of Tumblr,

It is my honor to announce that I, President Richard Milhous Nixon, will be hosting a panel for Virtual Dashcon 2 2026! My panel is titled,

Intro to Presidentblr (Or How I Found Myself Dedicating an Absurd Amount of My Time Pretending to be President Richard Nixon on Tumblr)

You can purchase tickets to attend virtual Dashcon this year using the following link: https://simpli.events/e/virtualdash-2026

Also, follow @dashcon-two on Tumblr for additional information regarding the convention!

I hope to see you at the (Virtual) Ballpit!

#dashcon 2 #dashcon 2 2026 #dashcon #dashcon 2026 #nixon #presidentblr #richard nixon #pinned post

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My Fellow Americans,

What does this mean?

Son, I’m sorry for leaving for so long. I missed you dearly. My great enemy Peter has returned and I must kill him, but I return for one day after hearing the news. Does your old man still have a seat at your wedding?

- @official-francis-nixon

Of course you have a seat at my wedding, Dad! I love you!

And please let me know if there's anyway I can support you in dealing with your enemies, I'm good at that!

#the wedding #francis nixon #my dad #nixon #richard nixon

My Fellow Americans,

I lowkirkenuinely am freaking out right now.

#it's my wedding day #my mind should be only on the love of my life Jack Kennedy #but somebody just told me that my ex boyfriend Paul McCartney was actually an imposter???#why do i find this so upsetting?#that relationship was toxic af anyways #apparently the real Paul McCartney died in 1966??#WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

nixon-official

Nixon Declares War on Gooning!

For far too long, people have promoted gooning as a harmless pastime. But this behavior has led to the deaths of countless young men across this Great Nation.

THOSE WHO PROMOTE GOONING WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!! @hoover-fbi

#nixon #richard nixon #war on gooning #thoughts and prayers for the families of those who know someone who lost their life to gooning

*turns you into a gay furry femboy catboy sub bottom*

>:3

*turns into a kiwi bird and skedaddles away*

GODDAMMIT NOT AGAIN!! NOT RIGHT BEFORE MY WEDDING! 😖😖😖😖

#catboy nixon

#ukulele #ukulele apology #watergate

Can I glitter bomb the wedding?

I dare you. I fucking DARE YOU! Just try to inflict your shenanigans upon what might be the most important political event of the twenty-first century: The marriage between one of the greatest U.S. presidents, one of the most brilliant foreign policy minds of the modern era, and his political rival, another U.S. president (who, let's be real, is frankly totally over-rated and only remembered as much as he is because he got murdered that one time). AND ON THE 250TH ANNIVERSARY OF OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY'S INDEPENDENCE NO LESS!

You and your generation disgust me. Is nothing sacred anymore?? Not this country's history. Not even the presidency!

I'm so fucking fed up with this fucked up filthy Goddamned wicked world!

#nixon's disgust #the wedding #presidentblr #presidentblr wedding #nixon x jfk #jfk x nixon #john f kennedy x richard nixon #july 4th #independence day

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#i should be happy #i'm to be married to the love of my life tomorrow #on the 250th anniversary of our great nation's independence #but i don't know #that familiar terror fills my heart once more #it can't be real #i don't deserve good things #nixon's pain #nixon's doom #nixon's trauma #the wedding

sexyronaldreagan-official

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coquettethatcher-official

nixon-official

what the fuck

can i come to the wedding?

Of course, my beloved mutual!

kennedy-official

Dude when's your wedding

that's classified

kennedy-official

In honor of America's 250th year after the divorce, @nixon-official and I are GETTING HITCHED TOMORROW!!! all are invited except for Kissinger, you sneaky little wet trout

nixon-official

I love you so much, Jack! 🥰🥰🥰

#jfk #john f kennedy #jfk x nixon #john f kennedy x richard nixon #wedding #nixon #richard nixon #presidentblr

nixon-official

Mr. President you're off your meds again...

Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!

You have no idea how hard it is to be ME, Richard Milhous Nixon, 37th President of the United States of America! Do you understand how much debilitating stress I carry with me every Goddamn fucking day of my wretched existence??

Every waking moment of every day I spend hard at work attempting to exonerate myself in the eyes of the American people. I've been hard at work preparing for my Dashcon 2 panel, constantly making revisions...this could be my only chance at redemption.

And then there's the ukulele apology for Watergate I promised months ago. Somedays I stare at my ukulele for hours, petrified - unable to compose a single note, unable to write a single lyric because I know it will never be good enough...never.

And you think it's fucking cute to treat me like I'm some Goddamned joke??? "Off my meds"... I'll show you my Goddamned meds:

nixon-official

Drinking a Bloody Mary out of a coffee mug at midnight because fuck you I'm an adult!

nixon-official

Back to work once more!

#dashcon 2 #nixon's redemption?

epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

nixon-official

Mr. President you're off your meds again...

Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!

You have no idea how hard it is to be ME, Richard Milhous Nixon, 37th President of the United States of America! Do you understand how much debilitating stress I carry with me every Goddamn fucking day of my wretched existence??

Every waking moment of every day I spend hard at work attempting to exonerate myself in the eyes of the American people. I've been hard at work preparing for my Dashcon 2 panel, constantly making revisions...this could be my only chance at redemption.

And then there's the ukulele apology for Watergate I promised months ago. Somedays I stare at my ukulele for hours, petrified - unable to compose a single note, unable to write a single lyric because I know it will never be good enough...never.

And you think it's fucking cute to treat me like I'm some Goddamned joke??? "Off my meds"... I'll show you my Goddamned meds:

nixon-official

Drinking a Bloody Mary out of a coffee mug at midnight because fuck you I'm an adult!

#lord help me im back on my bullshit again

Mr. President you're off your meds again...

Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!

You have no idea how hard it is to be ME, Richard Milhous Nixon, 37th President of the United States of America! Do you understand how much debilitating stress I carry with me every Goddamn fucking day of my wretched existence??

Every waking moment of every day I spend hard at work attempting to exonerate myself in the eyes of the American people. I've been hard at work preparing for my Dashcon 2 panel, constantly making revisions...this could be my only chance at redemption.

And then there's the ukulele apology for Watergate I promised months ago. Somedays I stare at my ukulele for hours, petrified - unable to compose a single note, unable to write a single lyric because I know it will never be good enough...never.

And you think it's fucking cute to treat me like I'm some Goddamned joke??? "Off my meds"... I'll show you my Goddamned meds:

#nixon's rage #nixon's fury #the constant indignities i face on this hellsite are truly horrific #nixon #richard nixon #watergate #ukulele apology #dashcon 2 #nixon's fate #nixon's redemption??

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