some clown ig

;)

[rabidmagikarp-blog]

reblog if u survived

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[natsulifter]

fuck man, i need a good crossbody bag for lifting. i already have this one but like, it’s not as big as i would like it (im gonna go to disney when the virus is over)

any suggestions?

[honeybee-lifts]

WOOF DO NOT LIFT AT DISNEY THEY HAVE SO MANY HIDDEN CAMERAS IN EVERY SHOP

[honeybee-lifts]

guess who’s back

[criminalfries-deactivated202105]

How I Came Out to my Stepmother

(as a lifter, she already knows im pretty gay)

now not a lot of people know that i lift, especially family members. despite that i thought i could trust my stepmother. i mean you could even say that i like her more than my dad. anyways after a trip to the mall i told her about the things i stole. now i dont know what kindve reaction i was expecting from this small little lady but it definitely wasnt

“oh haha ya i stole a TV once”

[spooky-l-i-f-t-i-n-g-deactivate]

tumblr culture is having people that can’t afford nice things getting harassed for taking nice things while pedophiles can come and go as they please lol

[free-shxt]

SAY. IT. AGAIN.

[livfting]

SAY. IT. AGAIN.

[confidentlifts]

SAY. IT. AGAIN.

[honeybee-lifts]

me posting tips and hauls online: i am speed. i use flawless methods and ive never been caught

me on floor, frantically shoving shit into my pockets and bag after an SA looked at me wrong: fuCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

[rosielifting]

i think i’m addicted to lifting. i want to stop for a while but do i rlly tho ??

[honeybee-lifts]

me: i want to stop lifting

my brain:

so basically that was a lie

[glossyglock-deactivated20200729]

Haul #15

Could of done more but yeet🥺👊🏻

•Vs Panties £9

•Vs bra £59

•Primark T-shirt £5

•Vs Joggers £35

•Spray paint x4 £29.60

•Eylure light eyelashes £4.05

•Kiss Lashes £8

•The Body Shop Spray Strawberry £9

•The Body Shop Spray Grapefruit £9

•Bleach London Dye x5 £32.45

Total saved= £200.10

[kitelift]

y'all if you're 12 years old on this app talking about lifting ..... like??????? go home. ????? finish middle school? like i'm all about minors participating in the sport but if you can't even differentiate between their and there what are you doin baby

[honeybee-lifts]

^^^

[ovolifter]

New shoes, yes please 🤪 they only costed $0. What a steal :).

(This is like 1/10th of my haul for yesterday)

Finally got back into lifting. I took a break for like a year. Glad to be back 🤗

[honeybee-lifts]

GIRL I- HOW????? SHOW ME HOW

[honeybee-lifts]

take me away, a secret place, as sweet as cake, take me away

h0m3g00ds

Vanilla Latte candle $18

Whipped S’mores Latte candle $12

x3 Yankee Candles $18

x2 essential oils $6

🍰

Ü|tá

essie black polish $12 (bruh)

sun bum spf key lime balm $4

Burt’s Bees Rosemary and Lemon lip butter $5

LanoLips 101 strawberry balm $14 (BRUH)

Maui Babe mango lip balm $5

🍰

Gøœdwïll

100% genuine leather green coat $15

x3 cranberry wax melts $3

🍰

TOTAL: $112

🍰

final thoughts:

- ü|ta was stupidly easy. wish i snagged more tbh, but my friend had to drop me off early because he worked all day :(

- hœmgóodš was SO SO SO EASY. great store for beginners, i recommend between the hours 7-close when they’re understaffed and trying to get shit done. pillow sections/food/clearance are typically a good place to conceal. my friend works there and let’s me get away with whatever because that company is so shit.

-i walked out with that coat on my arm. the key to walking out is CONFIDENCE. that bag/jacket/purse is yours, and it’s ridiculous of anyone to think otherwise.

- my friend is very very very supportive of me lifting and i’m really grateful for him :•) he understand things are too expensive for me to afford sometimes and even congratulates me if i get a bunch of shit. love u, E

[honeybee-lifts]

hello i busted my ass for this give me notes, blue hellsite

[bigmagnetenergy]

new method

so today i got a toooooon of shit using a shoebox. So basically, I brought an empty shoebox in a bag from shoes that I purchased recently in the mall i was shopping at. I rolled up the clothes I wanted super tightly and stuck them in the shoebox while I was in the fitting rooms and between a few stores I dumped out the shoebox into my trunk and went to a new mall entrance. Felt easier than my usual body concealing method because you don’t have to worry about being lumpy or sweaty because you’re wearing 6 layers of clothing

[honeybee-lifts]

BRO THIS IS GENIUS

[honeybee-lifts]

HELP

ok so i REALLY need a guide on how to remove certain kinds of tags with a (SUPER STRONG) magnet. if you have a post/seen a post/ have any info, please send it my way!!! i’m specifically looking to target eych and emm, foreva 22, and pakson.

[honeybee-lifts]

flawless weight loss plan

youtubers/fitness gurus: park further away from the store so you get more steps in!!

lifters: *laughs in hidden*

[honeybee-lifts]

take me away, a secret place, as sweet as cake, take me away

h0m3g00ds

Vanilla Latte candle $18

Whipped S’mores Latte candle $12

x3 Yankee Candles $18

x2 essential oils $6

🍰

Ü|tá

essie black polish $12 (bruh)

sun bum spf key lime balm $4

Burt’s Bees Rosemary and Lemon lip butter $5

LanoLips 101 strawberry balm $14 (BRUH)

Maui Babe mango lip balm $5

🍰

Gøœdwïll

100% genuine leather green coat $15

x3 cranberry wax melts $3

🍰

TOTAL: $112

🍰

final thoughts:

- ü|ta was stupidly easy. wish i snagged more tbh, but my friend had to drop me off early because he worked all day :(

- hœmgóodš was SO SO SO EASY. great store for beginners, i recommend between the hours 7-close when they’re understaffed and trying to get shit done. pillow sections/food/clearance are typically a good place to conceal. my friend works there and let’s me get away with whatever because that company is so shit.

-i walked out with that coat on my arm. the key to walking out is CONFIDENCE. that bag/jacket/purse is yours, and it’s ridiculous of anyone to think otherwise.

- my friend is very very very supportive of me lifting and i’m really grateful for him :•) he understand things are too expensive for me to afford sometimes and even congratulates me if i get a bunch of shit. love u, E

[honeybee-lifts]

what the FUCK are those little shits at |-|&M and how do i get them off??? the little black fuckers with the explosion warning on them

[honeybee-lifts]

the og post by @8-bit-lifter has too many notes for me to safely reblog, so here are the pictures/guide made by them :)

i think its a really good idea for those who are nervous about making too much noise in dressing rooms!!