i said cum! thats an order

some of you arent beidou… do better

[hoodhookage]

i am infact here but my semester is so hard </3 hope everyone is good though… i still wanna fuck diluc 😏 heehehe im active, just lurking around<3 -09/29

if you’re reading this i opened another blog LMDHDKD with one post @malewifemoan

18, would pay to lick the sweat off diluc’s forehead <3

FUCK HOT SINGLES IN TEYVAT!! CLICK HERE.

— last things posted; albedo /// childe /// thoma

hi i like genshin impact & anime. everyone is free to be as horny and unhinged (UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES) as they want here!! i don’t shame<3

dni if you’re under 16 please pleassdeeeeee thanks. that’s it. i have faith everyone heres a good human being

hisoka/kisaki/mahito enjoyers; you are all on thin ice LMFAOOOO

[malewifemoan]

WARM ME UP!

ft. thoma & gn reader

contents: nsfw/smut, thoma fucks you consensually, thoma is sweet but still tears it up, multiple orgasms, praise, thoma puts you in like 3 different positions, somewhat dom!thoma, i know there’s no clear mentions of prep for the reader but just pretend he spat on it or smth idk, & try-hard interpretations of sex from a virgins perspective LSNSHJD

wc: ~2k— i’m sorry (smut starts around fifth paragraph) i just wrote until both of you came, we can save edging for another day<3

a final hushed and warm murmur from your mouth sends the perfect signal for thoma to seal both your lips together. the cool breeze slipping through the room between your bodies allows you to yield against him, tongue softly pressing against the tip of your own. with a satisfied hum— and a tiny bit of reluctance, thoma pulls away and gives a characteristically eager smile at the sight of you beneath him, dazed and desiring his touch. equally as eager as him.

Keep reading

[hoodhookage]

hi! I just wanted to say after reading your thoma x childe x reader x kaeya drabble I’m having THOTS. imagine kaeya teaching thoma how to make you squirt while childe watches along side them and when you finally squirt childe gives out condensing praise along with kaeya and thoma just gives you degrading praise eYe-

I’m off to hornee jail now 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

ME TOO

listening to thoma laugh when he sees how you reach out to grab at his arm or hold onto him while kaeya and childe begin touching you, telling thoma how sensitive you are right infront of you. kaeya and thoma take turns making you cum on their fingers and childe is either playing with your tits or himself

thoma burns up along with you at how kaeya teases you for being taken apart so easily by the simple instructions he’s given to thoma to try on you. he’s gone practically lightheaded watching you begin to shake and shiver in their hold, eyes rolling back with every brush of their fingers or tongue eagerly lapping at you

they make you guess who’s who <3 you know it’s kaeya by the feel of his fingers gently curling, making you whine about getting to feel all the right places being touched, childe when he lets his tongue trail slowly in contrast to the firm grip on you to keep you spread, and you know it’s thoma by the hot breath skating across the inside of your thighs

kaeya will give you a hushed “one more for him” while your hips unconsciously rock into thoma’s mouth while childe riles you up, telling you your breathless state isn’t loud enough for him. you know he can see that you’re enjoying every second, but he insists he needs to hear it from you too.

thoma being……….just a little bit mean? just a tiny bit, from listening to how you sob in pleasure after every orgasm that hits you like a wave it almost shocks. he’s asking if you needed all three of them touching you all over to be satisfied and that you’re so greedy when you’ve both got your company over.

hes uncharacteristically squishing your cheeks between his soft fingers as you heat up listening to him contemplate whether or not you truly enjoy making a mess in front of them just so that they can watch him shamelessly clean you up. whispering to remind you it’s his name you need to remember to moan when you’re cumming, no matter who’s doing it.

hes 100% in debt to kaeya and childe after this, and nobody is complaining.

[hoodhookage]

that photo just posted of thoma satisfied somethinf in me i didnt know was there

[hoodhookage]

USHDJSB i think i forgot to tag my last ask (abt getting mona instead of kazuha), it's banned ^^

i'm f2p currently saving until albedo and xiao's reruns, which are gonna be a while, but tbh none of the new 5 stars interest me so ❤

ME TOO

whispers i’m kind of just rolling in hopes i’ll lose the 50/50 sometime soon

AND UES XIAO AND ALBEDO i want them. the second they come back there’s gonna be absolutely no peace and quiet

that’s really good though that you have that kind of patience i don’t even care who i get anymore because i have no room for favourites. my luck is so horrid

[hoodhookage]

no i dont have kazuha, mihoyo decided me losing the 50/50 an hour before his banner left was funny. i got mona instead and now she's my only 5 star on my main besides aether, and i use her as a freeze support for chongyun 💔

omfg i wanted kazuha so bad

i mourn everyday bc i never got that mf but mona seems pretty cool i want her

AND YEAH DONT WORRY I KNOW ITS YOU even if you didn’t write it at the end and i got the message

i have chongyun too i really want to use him more i think my entire desired team would be claymore users but it’s not the most practical idea LMFAO

[hoodhookage]

whenever people describe the tips of dicks as "angry red", i can't help but imagine a red >:( drawn on it and i start laughing so hard LMAOAJSOOA anyways, how are you doing?

FUCK I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY BUT WHGGGE THE “>:(“ NO THATS AO FUNNY

i’m doing good what about you. that small visual won’t leave my head now though 💔

i’m convinced i’ve said that before LMFAAKAK remind me to never do it again i’ll make a note

[hoodhookage]

OH OKAY so in inazuma theres the shrine where you can go to the sacred sakura and offer sigils in exchange for some stuff? yeah in that same place, if you go to the right of the sakura theres this npc called gendou i think? and there you can draw your fortune once a day and i got misfortune one time 😭

but then i got good fortune and great fortune twice so i guess im better now 🤩

OHH WAIT IVE SEEN THIS BEFORE yes i’ve heard of this

people were getting those items and were confused on where to use them

yes that’s better but i’m curious does anything happen if you get misfortune?? even if nothing happened i’d still be happy to hear i get good fortune over bad so i get your point !

[hoodhookage]

I feel like mihoyo knew what they were doing

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HEAR "just like that" IN THAT TONE OF VOICE AND THINK "wow we're violently fighting yep 😍"

NO I THINK WE'RE FUCKING‼️

LITERALLY IN THE MIDST OF YOU BLACKING OUT TOO LMFAO

obvious a little fighting a little battle so apparent

do you think he grabs the sheets when you ride him or does he keep a hand around your throat

i mean wow they really thoroughly emphasized on how hes our enemy. we wouldn’t have this problem if they stopped making the enemies so fuckable

[hoodhookage]

no bc scara's va did more than understand the assignment, he made the teacher change how they assign projects with how he delivered. i am down BAD and it scares me that that's all it took for me to do that 180.

also yes i'm fucking terrified kazuha might die- i'm just hoping it's a hot fight scene where we get to see our pretty leaf boy struggle ❤ (pls mihoyo i dont need more emotional turmoil)

on top of scara and kazuha, yae my beloved. she's so pretty and hhhdgsb her V O I C E. i'm on my knees for this woman and i'm not even a bottom ffs 🤲🤲

-banned

IT IS SCARY IDK HOW THEY DID THAT. i don’t know how he does that. i’m no longer against him

i’m sure kazuha will be fine but omfg didn’t need that. mf looks like he has one foot in the grave. do you have him i tried getting him but failed </2

AND YAE I KNOWWWWW something about her…..cant put my finger on it but count me in i’m on my knees too

[hoodhookage]

i love kokomi so much and im so mad at mihoyo for nerfing her so far 😭😭 im praying she gets better upon release!! but in the end its not a big deal to me bc 1) i already decided im getting her ass since i saw her mimi leak and 2) theres the voice in my head that goes "Girl u literally main noelle and qiqi wtf do u care about meta" LMFAOOOO

anyway speaking of kokomi my beloved ... if i were to ,, potentially ,, send horny thoughts abt her then what.

- changed person

i heard so many things about her omg since friday and apparently she can’t crit?

i 100% believe if you want someone regardless of stats or anything you should get them yolo but i’m sure she will

i honestly haven’t looked at her or into her that much because she’s appeared alongside gorou and i’m immediately drawn to him SHE DOESNT DESERVE THAT BUT THATS OKAY YES sure you can

[hoodhookage]

AAAAA im SO GLAD you liked my Thought!!! the idea had me going feral,,, AND YOU OWE ME NOTHING!!! just entertaining my ask was payment enough, trust me. the power shift, the entire dynamic, the persistence, the will to hold back from submitting almost immediately bc they are NOT going to hold back once you do... haha h asjksm — childe/beidou 3some anon (being known as this brings me no shame should i be worried)

NO NO SHAME AT ALL it’s my favourite thing ever

but wait JHFFHHHFG

by the time all three of you finish, childe insists he’s done for the night and beidou purposely pulls you in for another round right there beside him for him to realize once he’s settled down

i cant even imagine trying to take both of them on if beidou isn’t favouring you at the very least as it’s happening

now i wanna suck her tits while childe is between my legs since she won’t let him fuck because he reassured you both he was spent

[hoodhookage]

ok so this is the diluc and thoma core anon I JAVE A THEORY well not really but hear me out .diluc and thoma are technically not similar at all in how they act but they both are like protective of the traveller and both genuinely Care about the people around them even tho diluc may not show it 🙄🙄🙄intj ass but they are very Carring you know what i mean .i feel like they both are very gentle with people close to them? and also a theory of mine they both have personas to like protect themselves from idk something i mean we know dilucs backstory but not much about thoma so like thoma is a but cray cray right .a bit🤪but not i childe way hes just a little 😝i feel like in person he would be a lot calme r and deeper and with diluc i feel like its pretty self explanatory liek he is a little shit on the outside but inside he is soft cat maid wife THEY ARE SIMILAR IN THIS PLEASE TELL ME YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY ALL PF THIS THEY ARE SIMILAAARRRRR bye

hearing you out now

your theory involving calling diluc a little shit help

i like how you stated that they could be protecting themselves and further analyzed their character(s) and then the ask prior to this is like “yeah they’d be into edging.” NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BTW i really liked the video

but yes dont worry i understand. they both se very willing to go out of their ways for people they care about

[hoodhookage]

I GOT $50 FROM THEM COMRADE 😋

- that one hot childe main

WOWWWWWWW a small price to pay for gems i guess

i’ll be sleeping good tonight

what are u spending it on 😁

[hoodhookage]

see i was already a scara simp but the “thats it, just like that” had me feeling several emotions and one of it was predictably: horny

thinking about him

I FEEL LIKE IM BETRAYING SOME PART OF ME FOR LIKING HIM. i caved in

he’d makes you fuck yourself on his dick from behind and remind your breathless state that he gets to tell you when you can stop

[hoodhookage]

OMG FR. AHHHH. the va really knew the assignment and did it good. mihoyo did it on purpose i swear

OF ALL THINGS TO SAY. i listened to it again today out of sheer curiosity and i’m convinced they did

they gave scara a ~9 month hiatus and then bring him back to say this

i really like how he sounds in all languages i’m just a tiny bit iffy on the english one because it reminds me JUST A TINY TINY BIT of kokichi from dr3 killing harmony but if kokichi were on sedatives

[hoodhookage]

rosaria humiliating me on albedo’s quest 😄😄😄😄😄yeah baby keep doing that