Brother: *running around in the house pretending to shoot lasers using my pet cat*
Me: IF YOU DON’T STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING I’M GONNA KICK YOUR BALLS HARD ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU RETHINK OF ALL THE THINGS YOU HAD DONE AND WILL MAKE YOU ASK FOR SATAN’S HELP TO GET ME TO STOP!!!!!
Brother: *stop and look at my direction, slowly put the cat down with arms raised in surrender* i’m so sorry little Satan.












