J. Edgar Hoover, FBI Director

tychography-deactivated20161203

journalism's kind of scary and of it, we should be wary

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

cheshirecatlair

actually, I think crime rates should be higher 💄

cheshirecatlair

Juvenile Delinquency is at an all time low...this is a CRISIS!

Kids: Steal your parents' credit cards. Trespass on private property. Sell bootleg videogames. Play with Ouija boards on top of hundred year old graves. Throw eggs at cybertrucks. TP your teachers' houses if they're mean to you!

We depend on you for a Funner Tomorrow! 😼

GODDAMMIT, CAT! DON'T MAKE ME SUMMON THE GHOST OF J. EDGAR HOOVER TO DRAG YOU TO HELL!

#the ghost of j edgar hoover #j edgar hoover #fbi #nixon #richard nixon #cheshire cat #cheshirecatlair

The orb is undermining you Dick, it’s embarrassing you Dick. Declare war on the orb Dick

-MK Ultra

GODDAMN YOU, C.I.A.!

Fool me once, shame on you. But develop a psychological warfare program you use to sabotage my presidency...

You know what, fuck it.

@hoover-fbi GHOST OF J. EDGAR HOOVER, I CALL UPON YOU TO DESTROY THE C.I.A. ONCE AND FOR ALL!

#the ghost of j edgar hoover #j edgar hoover #fbi #nixon #richard nixon

TIME FOR VENGEANCE!!!!

Hello

WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER???

#the ghost of j edgar hoover #j edgar hoover #fbi

My most shameful secret is I'd bang you

Before using Tumblr, I never considered myself desirable physically.

This platform has done wonders for my self-esteem. Thank you, my fellow American.

oderus-official

Everything becomes easier to fuck when it's dead.

How would you like me to summon the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover to haunt you for the rest of your miserable life, COMMUNIST?

oderus-official

Nice try, Nixon, I'd just kill him again! I'm quite the experienced soul sucker, I'll have you know.

#the ghost of J Edgar Hoover #j edgar hoover #nixon #richard nixon #gwar #oderus urungus

BOO!!!! RICHARD NIXON HAS SUMMONED THE GHOST OF J. EDGAR HOOVER! YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR DAYS UNDER UNITED STATES F.B.I. SURVEILLANCE.

johnnycrass

actually for halloween me and my best friend (butch lesbian 🫶🖕) will be doing lee harvey oswald and jfk (im oswald) we need two girls to be jackie and marilyn. and the secret service if we can get goons... and partying on the second weekend i want us to do a two man Kraftwerk as the robots ❤️‼️

john-f-kennedyfr

Who is Lee Harvey Oswald and what does she have to do with me?

#jfk #john f kennedy #lee harvey oswald #cia #fbi #j edgar hoover #the ghost of j edgar hoover

YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH!

@cia-offical

john--lennon

let’s work together to bring down yoko. Get revenge on her

@nixon-offical @hoover-fbi

Why in the world would I do that? Go away.

I do not remember sending this. Either it's an imposter, or I sent it when I was blackout drunk. Either way, I cannot be held responsible for it.

I have no problem with the marriage between you two communist hippies - hell, I even attended your wedding!

Besides, if I wanted to take 1 of you down:

a) it would be YOU, not Yoko, and

b) I would just use some manchurian candidate to gun you down in the middle of New York City like any other sensible Washington bureaucrat with a grudge against you might do.

But honestly, I'm not that guy anymore. I'm trying to better myself now. I know that during my whirlwind relationship with Paul McCartney, I directed a lot of hostility and toxic behavior towards members of The Beatles, including you, John. And I apologize for that.

I'm sorry.

#fbi #j edgar hoover #the ghost of j edgar hoover #nixon #richard nixon #john lennon #yoko ono

BOO!

boris-the-burglar-offical

Hi :3

HELLO

CAN I BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE 😀

kaylacorps

Sure!

neighborhood-watch-offical

NO PLEASE DON’T LET HIM

#j edgar hoover #fbi #us justice department

I thank you for your service to the United States Justice Department!

how many musicians are you stalking on tumblr? @totallymozart? @jimdmorrison? @mileyyyyyy? @elvis-official? @bbnotumbl?

I KNOW ALL!!!!!

I am the very Panopticon that Foucault foretold!

#fbi #j edgar hoover #cointelpro #i see all #panopticon #communist scum #communist conspiracy

I love you

I LOVE LADY LIBERTY!

I hate you

Join the club, communist scum!

(at the restaurant now y'all live blogging this shit wish me luck!!!!!)

Hey, so, uh...@nixon-official?

From the moment I first saw you...well, we were political rivals back then. But from the moment I met you, the real you, beyond politics?

I was head over heels for you.

So, I say this with the utmost reverence:

Richard Nixon,

Will you marry me?

YES YES, 1000 TIMES YES!!!!

EVERYONE LOOK AT MY PERFECT FUCKING FIANCÉ

suspish-fish

congratulations but nixon's face makes me uncomfortable so i won't!

Don't be mean to him, me and the second amendment are tight, Mx. Fishious. Would hate for the CIA to become aware of your suspicious (-fishious) activities.

suspish-fish

how many times am i going to die this week...