It’s A Solo Song

She/Her Just your average GenX slacker cynic 1D | Louis

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Wonder if he spent more or less on this one vs the Olivia one?

Don’t forget to factor in 5 years of inflation in the gold markets

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Louies: We need to work together to promote our favorite artist’s music

Also Louies: But we only want to him to have fans if they are between the ages of 14 and 22. And only if they love Zara McDermott equally or more than Louis. And only if those fans do not like the songs he wrote in the band. And if they don’t follow all these self imposed rules then we will physically threaten them and make them uncomfortable coming to his concerts

Yeah, so that totally makes your favorite artist gain more exposure 🙄🙄

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Me not knowing any of the songs in the encore 🫣

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I’ve listened to a little over half of the album. So far, it’s not “loud” and not even the least bit “Larry-ish” so I’m not sure what precipitated the need for this heavy handed shove of Zara down our throats. Not a single song I’ve heard requires any of that.

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Louis’ next interview:

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Oh so the tattoo was for aesthetics then.

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My correct guesses about this podcast: Father of the Year, the album dedicated to his deep love for brexit Barbie, and H being to blame for every band issue

I also guessed but am happy to not have seen it yet: Fans being thrown to the wolves

I didn’t guess at all: Simon being praised as wonderful and shacking up with Zayn

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I laughed out loud at this one

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This is what you enable when you sow the seeds of division, @lthqofficial

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Condolences to everyone trying to launch / expand a PR campaign for, say a movie or something, only to have the Kelce / Swift engagement steal all your press.

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Prior to this my motto was buy first, think later

But now there are too many factors which have to be considered before rushing to buy/ support:

- 40 day notice which makes me nervous about the rest of how this was planned

- the line up

- October weather in upstate NY

- heavy, hands on stunt expectations

- the new fanbase he’s cultivated makes 2 days, and especially camping, feel unsafe

- his personal unpredictability with fan treatment

- and yes, the political climate has to be considered. Even though that is outside of his control, his fans have already made (probably hollow) threats and that cranks up the heat somewhat

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“got a few things up my sleeve too”

With Old Louis, I would have been buzzing with excitement at that

With New Louis, that’s terrifying

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I’m at least glad that swirly question mark whatever made its way around first because him tweeting just a “?” would have had me bracing myself like “oh lovely, WTF are you going to yell at us about this time??”

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Mood

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Kinda embarrassing to still have that anarchy tattoo while taking a selfie “kissing” a right wing influencer

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“When a mod asks you to speak English, you must speak English”

What the actual hell? The world outside is bigger than just native English speakers