#idiots

[euereumeleuterleugen]

[guillegdep]

Do you know if Donald Trump can read?

[50-billon-people]

About God Of War Laufey.

"god of war" is the universe it's set in, just like fallout: new Vegas, or GTA: san Andreas/vice city or any star wars game.

if people are so mad about it having "god of war" in the front they need to be mad at those games too and if they're not, we know the real reason they're mad.

hint: it's because they hate women.

[elegantmechanic]

Lacking anywhere else to say this, I am going to tell the three people who will read it about The Bronze Bomber.

My main exercise is swimming, specifically I go to lane swimming at my local pool. It's divided into 6 lanes (two fast, two medium, two slow) and I swim in fast (lanes one and two).

The Bronze Bomber is how I have come to think of a gentleman approximately in his mid-50s who is a fucking menace. If I said to a British person "imagine a Brexit-voting ex-pat who lives in Spain" they would exactly picture him. He has a tan best described as deep beetroot, a beer belly that makes up 50% of his body mass and a number of smudged tattoos so obscured by his tan you can't be sure which ones are racist.

So this guy apparently learned how to get into a swimming pool when he was 5 and has undergone no emotional development in the following 5 decades. He walks to the mid-point of the pool (half way down the lanes) then jumps in, causing the biggest splash he can. Literally everyone else walks to the shallow end of the lane and gets in there.

This motherfucker does this WHILE PEOPLE ARE SWIMMING. He has almost landed on me twice.

And of course he's jumping into lane 1, fast lane. But he's a medium lane swimmer. So then he swims ACROSS the two fast lanes, getting in everyone's way, to reach the medium lanes. He then swims lengths which means he is regularly at the shallow end anyway. But how does he get out of the pool? By swimming to the middle of the medium lanes and cutting across the two fast lanes again to use a ladder half way down the pool. There are ladders at the shallow end which he is apparently unwilling to even consider.

So basically he's committed to causing the biggest disruption possible for as many people as possible because he has not evolved since early childhood. He is actively dangerous. Unfortunately the lifeguards seem totally disinterested in doing anything about it. Unless someone is drowning, they do nothing. I've been punched in the mouth by someone swimming in the wrong direction and they haven't batted an eyelid.

In a few hours, I swim again and am anticipating more hazardous behaviour from The Bronze Bomber. Am I going to confront him this time? I don't know. I might be too British to do so. If that fucker jumps in on top of me, though, there will be blood.

[tuxedomoon-64]

[thephilosophyofsuns]

Do you even hear someone say something so stupid you had to physically bite your tongue to hold back a scathing reply?

My coworker asked me why I was dragging and I told her I was tired, to which she replied, only half-joking, "You're too young to be tired." And she didn't mean it in, like, a sympathetic way. She said it like a fact, like young people physically do not get tired.

I, however, was too tired to do more than stare at her.

Like, what do you mean, I'm too young to be tired? Age does not have a monopoly on fatigue. Also, I have a diagnosed sleep disorder.

Unfortunately, I probably didn't have to say anything, cause I've been told I have a pretty expressive "I think you're the dumbest person on earth" face.

You win some, you lose some, I guess.

[ralfmaximus]

Nearly 60 Idahoans sick after drinking raw milk in past two weeks, officials say • Idaho Capital Sun

The Department of Health and Welfare didn't disclose the names of dairies in North Idaho and southern Idaho that are linked to the outbreaks

Idaho health officials are investigating how nearly 60 people got sick after drinking raw milk in the past two weeks.

Maybe it's because they're drinking raw milk?