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HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE
Me and my gf decided this is the best euphemism for LGBTQ we’ve ever seen
You can tell when lgbtq storylines are written by lgbtq people. This show is just everything.
we’ve literally just looped back around to 90’s psa interstitials
Transcript:
Brad: Hi, I’m brad!
Chad: And I’m Chad!
Thad: And I’m Thad.
Brad: And welcome to—
All three: Lessons with KOK!
Brad: Today, on lessons with KOK, we’re gonna learn about—
All three: Consent.
Thad: Hey Chad!
Chad: Hey Thad!
Thad: Can I slap your ass?
Chad: Absolutely!
Thad: *slaps Chad’s ass*
Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!
Chad: Hey Thad!
Thad: Hey Chad!
Chad: Can I slap your ass?
Thad: Absolutely Not!
Chad: I respect your decision!
Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!
Brad: Always remember: F.R.I.E.S.
Thad: Consent is: freely given,
Chad: Reversible,
Brad: Informed,
Thad: Enthusiastic,
Chad: And specific!
Brad: Thanks for tuning into—
All three: Lessons with KOK!
Chad: Nice cock!
Brad: Nice cock!
Thad: Nice cock!
All three: Nice cock!
THERES A TRANSCRIPT NOW
wait so trump's twitter got hacked because his password was "maga2020!" but then the hacker didn't even DO anything he was just like "call the white house! he needs better security!" BRO... YOU LET US DOWN BRO
HIS PASSWORD WAS WHAT
What kind of fucking loser hacks the president and doesn’t even do anything funny with that power I’m gonna scream
I DID NOT FUCKKNG EXPECT-
Y’all better stop playing with these dogs for some damn likes and views!!!!
Care to debate abortion?
Nah
Mood. -V
This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was.
Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”
All conversation died.
I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.
The Devil’s Advocate was among us.
And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.
So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away.
Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.
tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.
This is the most hilarious thing and the best advice I’ve ever read on this damned hellsite.
As someone I respect very much has written on more than one occasion, you don’t have to engage in every argument you are invited to.
Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers
The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.
But who needs facts in Trump America?
In honor of 19-year-old Simone Biles being named Woman Of The Year by ESPN.
She won a record four gold medals at the Olympics. She’s untouchable!
Congratulations!
okay but she is just literally flying. She doesn’t obey the laws of physics. She is her own law. Biles Law. Coolest woman ever.
Ops mom is morpheus
I hate men
Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.
Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.
Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!
what the actual fuck
Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.
protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.
Men feel so entitled sometimes. It’s scary to watch the interactions sometimes.
WHEN SHALL WE THREE MEET AGAIN? IN THUNDER, LIGHTNING OR IN RAIN?
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#2020 so far