please keep off the dirigible plums

amanda. previously: klarkegrffns chandler bing is my spirit animal

[hopewithoutstardust]

Does Tory have any other facial expressions or am I stuck with this unrelenting cringe

[hopewithoutstardust]

Lu calling Auren “Gildy Locks” implies that people in Orea are aware of the story Goldilocks and the Three Bears and I don’t know what to do with this information

[astrodidact]

[replanting]

sometimes im like…..what is the point of all this ??? and then i hang out with the people i love, and for a brief moment, i see

[shirleyjacksons]

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

[guerrillatech]

[pdlcomics]

excited

[fair-but-wilde-child-deactivate]

For anyone who is unclear on the matter or needs to hear this: fictional characters, while awesome, are literally not real. They do not exist and therefore are not worth sending death threats and suicide bait to real people over. There are 0 exceptions to this rule.

[indiiiart]

[guerrillatech]

[boymiffy]

obsessed with the concept of pinterest. like oooooh pretty pictures let me sort you into little boxes and get unrealistic amounts of joy from it

[petrifyingpink]

me when i reblog something which appears on my dash at around 2k notes and later see it with 20k+ notes: this is great. i made a good investment in tumblr post, something which is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

[mysharona1987]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[buggyeyes]

[r4cs0]

Oh my god

[laurbailey]

I thought I almost lost you there. For a moment there, you did.

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Honestly, if you can’t be happy with 500 million dollars then maybe the problem is *you*.

[literatureaesthetic]

I feel like I’m just “trying to get through the day,” every day. My entire life is slipping through my fingers.