It's Tough To Be A Bug

Here is my guide on how to stay alone, just drink 'til you're gone and pass out on the floor. Pureblood - Slytherin - 7th Year - Captain - BeaterWarning: Suffers from anger management issues

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I should

grow my hair out, don’t you thiiiink?

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Grow out your- wait are you drunk? Good god man, what the hell?!

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You just don’t want me to grow out my hair because I will look so much better than you!

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I should

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And now, ladies and gentlemen, we see the idiotic pureblood finally gone mad within his natural habitat. It’s a pity, really, but no doubt a combination of inbreeding and spectacularly poor life choices.

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*Frowns, almost spilling some of his drink and frowning more* A simple no would’ve been enough, Raaaajah.

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I should

grow my hair out, don’t you thiiiink?

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I have arrived

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We most certainly not *smirks and cracks his knuckles* I was hoping you would pick the second option. Now, because you hate this girl Walters, I suggest you come up with something. What are her weaknesses? Anyone she’s close to or something she’s quite fond of?

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..............................Doesn’t she have a sister or something? Although from what I understand, she’s the weaker one of the Arren girls. *Shrugs*

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I have arrived

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Well we could just prank her, or, because you seem to despise her so much, we could have a little fun in a more extravagant ordeal.

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Pranking? What are we, first years? *Sneering* Or worse, Gryffindors? Something more ornate is definitely in order, Moretti.

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I have arrived

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I’m assuming your referring that ignoramus little red head in Gryffindor *grimaces* She’s an absolute imbecile.

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Worse than mudbloods that one is, *clearly disgusted* lowest of the low blood traitors. What do you think we can do about her?

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I have arrived

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Why of course *smirks* and what about you? Any halfwits you’d like to dispose of have learn a lesson?

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First thing first, that goody bloody two shoes Arren girl annoys the piss out of me. She should be the first to learn a lesson.

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I have arrived

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*laughs* It’s going to take a whole lot more to get rid of those filth Walters. But for the time being I think we can “remove” a select few idiots.

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Color me intrigued Moretti, did you have a select few idiots in mind?

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I have arrived

I, Pete Moretti, have come to rid the school of the stupidity that has occurred in my absence.

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We’re not allowed to rid the school of mudbloods, Moretti. I’ve tried...

[thecochiise]

*casually floats in the middle of the lake*

[thecochiise]

OKAY I’LL GET YOU A CAT THEY DONT NEED ANYTHING

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....................IF YOU HAVE TO GET ME SOMETHING, THEN FINE.

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What the hell

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It’s official. You’ve finally lost it. You’re actually insane. What the fuck?

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*Obnoxiously sighs* And next time I’m told Muggle Studies is worth a damn thing, I’ll bring up that question again, because you’re right it’s bloody insane.

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What the hell

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“I’m sorry, what was that? Are you admitting you don’t know something?”

“Not so high and mighty after all, huh? Huh?”

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Of course I don’t know shit about muggles, that’s a waste of brain cells ginger blood traitor. 

They’re bloody stupidity still somehow manages to reach levels that amaze me.

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What the hell

[thecochiise]

Dude I have no fucking clue.

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And you’re a Ravenclaw! We give muggles too much fucking credit, I swear. By we of course I mean the bloody Ministry.

[thecochiise]

*casually floats in the middle of the lake*

[thecochiise]

HOPPER HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE DOGS?

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THEY’RE BLOODY FUCKING ANNOYING, WITH ALL THE LICKING AND THE POOPING AND THE FEEDING, THEY’RE NEEDY!

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*Frowns* I was being a bad hider? Oh. *Frowns more and nuzzles back into his chest*

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*Moving to go up to his dorm, since he can’t walk up the girls’ stairs and flying is not an option at the moment.* Not bad, you’re sick, so... *smiles* yes bad. Sorry Chess. *Ruffles her hair*

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What the hell

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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*Repeats self* What the hell do eggs have to do with the first zombie? *Rolls eyes*