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@horrible-goose-offical
HONKHONKHONKHONK
It's a lovely night scrolling through Tumblr
and this is a horrible goose
((OOC from here))
Hey guys! Mod here, this here bird is a little menace to society! Mod does not condone its actions, but if boundaries are ever stretched or broken, plspls tell! This blog is meant for fun and only fun :D
Nemesis: @kwik-trip-offical
HONK
*Oh god*
*The goose jet is back*
@horrible-goose-offical
OH MY GODDDDDD ITS YOUUUUU!!!
How’s life as a goose jet?!?!?
GRRRRRRRR
*It crashes into a wall*
*Apparently, not good*
Awww. Man. Apparently not very well.
Hell on a popsicle stick. I guess I’ll turn you back. Hold still~~
*It can't really move out of the wall*
*Is turning it back such a great idea? It's prob gonna immediately fly off and jump Brainstorm*
*Brainstorm pulls out the gun, takes aim, and shoots*
*he believes he is stronger than any goose!*
HONK
*Welp alright if he thinks so*
*Because it's flying directly at him with horrible goosery in mind*
*As a goose, of course*
HISSSSSS
*Brainstorm only laugh maniacally*
GRRRRRR HONKHONKHONKHONK
*It lands on his helm and starts biting, as it does*
Hehehehehe~
Stop biting me, or I’ll turn you back into a jet~
*Brainstorm opens negotiations with the goose*
HISSSSS
*Does the goose know English?*
*That's uh... Debatable*
*Regardless it resigns from biting and resorts to furious pecking*
*Negotiations are going great đź‘Ť*
*Brainstorm seems fine with this new direction and lets it peck. It doesn’t seem to affect him*
GRRRRRRR HONKHONKHONKHONK
*The goose is not particularly pleased*
HONK
*Oh god*
*The goose jet is back*
@horrible-goose-offical
OH MY GODDDDDD ITS YOUUUUU!!!
How’s life as a goose jet?!?!?
GRRRRRRRR
*It crashes into a wall*
*Apparently, not good*
Awww. Man. Apparently not very well.
Hell on a popsicle stick. I guess I’ll turn you back. Hold still~~
*It can't really move out of the wall*
*Is turning it back such a great idea? It's prob gonna immediately fly off and jump Brainstorm*
*Brainstorm pulls out the gun, takes aim, and shoots*
*he believes he is stronger than any goose!*
HONK
*Welp alright if he thinks so*
*Because it's flying directly at him with horrible goosery in mind*
*As a goose, of course*
HISSSSSS
*Brainstorm only laugh maniacally*
GRRRRRR HONKHONKHONKHONK
*It lands on his helm and starts biting, as it does*
Hehehehehe~
Stop biting me, or I’ll turn you back into a jet~
*Brainstorm opens negotiations with the goose*
HISSSSS
*Does the goose know English?*
*That's uh... Debatable*
*Regardless it resigns from biting and resorts to furious pecking*
*Negotiations are going great đź‘Ť*
HONK
*Oh god*
*The goose jet is back*
@horrible-goose-offical
OH MY GODDDDDD ITS YOUUUUU!!!
How’s life as a goose jet?!?!?
GRRRRRRRR
*It crashes into a wall*
*Apparently, not good*
Awww. Man. Apparently not very well.
Hell on a popsicle stick. I guess I’ll turn you back. Hold still~~
*It can't really move out of the wall*
*Is turning it back such a great idea? It's prob gonna immediately fly off and jump Brainstorm*
*Brainstorm pulls out the gun, takes aim, and shoots*
*he believes he is stronger than any goose!*
HONK
*Welp alright if he thinks so*
*Because it's flying directly at him with horrible goosery in mind*
*As a goose, of course*
HISSSSSS
*Brainstorm only laugh maniacally*
GRRRRRR HONKHONKHONKHONK
*It lands on his helm and starts biting, as it does*
HONK
*Oh god*
*The goose jet is back*
@horrible-goose-offical
OH MY GODDDDDD ITS YOUUUUU!!!
How’s life as a goose jet?!?!?
GRRRRRRRR
*It crashes into a wall*
*Apparently, not good*
Awww. Man. Apparently not very well.
Hell on a popsicle stick. I guess I’ll turn you back. Hold still~~
*It can't really move out of the wall*
*Is turning it back such a great idea? It's prob gonna immediately fly off and jump Brainstorm*
*Brainstorm pulls out the gun, takes aim, and shoots*
*he believes he is stronger than any goose!*
HONK
*Welp alright if he thinks so*
*Because it's flying directly at him with horrible goosery in mind*
*As a goose, of course*
HISSSSSS
HONK
*A fighter jet busts through a nearby wall*
“W-What?!”
*Sphinx jumps out of fear and hides as much as he is able to behind his own wings.*
( @horrible-goose-offical )
GRRRRRRR
*It chases after Sphinx in a horrible way*
*How could this happen*
*It being the jet, of course*
HONK
*Oh god*
*The goose jet is back*
@horrible-goose-offical
OH MY GODDDDDD ITS YOUUUUU!!!
How’s life as a goose jet?!?!?
GRRRRRRRR
*It crashes into a wall*
*Apparently, not good*
Awww. Man. Apparently not very well.
Hell on a popsicle stick. I guess I’ll turn you back. Hold still~~
*It can't really move out of the wall*
*Is turning it back such a great idea? It's prob gonna immediately fly off and jump Brainstorm*
HONK
*Oh god*
*The goose jet is back*
@horrible-goose-offical
OH MY GODDDDDD ITS YOUUUUU!!!
How’s life as a goose jet?!?!?
GRRRRRRRR
*It crashes into a wall*
*Apparently, not good*
HONK
*Oh please no I'm so tired*
@horrible-goose-offical
oooooooohhhhh!!!! Maybe I can use this goose to test out my new and improved organic-fowl-shipinator (patent pending)!
@optimus-prime-offical PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
HISSSSSS
*It flies at Brainstorm like the little menace it is*
Hahahahaha!!!! Perfect! You’re obviously volunteering for the experiment!
*Brainstorm dodges the attack*
HONKHONKHONK
*It's really not but PLEASE DO IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY*
HISSSS
*It flies back around*
Hohoho!!! You’re determined! All the better!
Okayyyy~~~ time to see what happens!
*Whips out a gun from seemingly nowhere, and points it at the attacking goose*
Be prepared! This will either turn you into mush, or you’ll become a jet!
*The goose, being a goose, has no idea what that means*
GRRRRRRRR
*It's flying at a barely predictable enough course as it continues flying around*
Hehehehehehehe! It’s a good thing I built this with bird tracking~
*takes aim, and fires*
...
*It's a jet.*
*It's so confused- I'M CONFUSED*
HOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
(ooc: lmao I didn’t expect it to work)
*Y'know what slay*
*Aaaaand it's rolling?? Flying??? I can't really tell- Regardless it's going back to attack Brainstorm again because it's evil like that*
This is spectacular! Amazing! A scientific breakthrough! I’ve done it!
*Brainstorm yells while he runs away from the goose*
*I like this guy*
*Well looks like it's gonna be a jet for the forseeable future*
*....I don't know if that's any better than its original form*
*Brainstorm transforms, and swoops up to get a better look at the goose-turned-jet*
How intriguing! I wonder if you know how to work your new body…
*It crashes directly into a nearby wall, being unable to control its own momentum*
*Evidently, it does not*
*Its engines rumble in a mimicry of a growl*
Hoho! I see you’re indeed confused on how to work these new systems! Well, have no fear! I’ll teach you~
*It backs out of the crater it just made, continuing to growl*
*It's mostly just far larger than it's used to*
HONK
*Oh please no I'm so tired*
@horrible-goose-offical
oooooooohhhhh!!!! Maybe I can use this goose to test out my new and improved organic-fowl-shipinator (patent pending)!
@optimus-prime-offical PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
HISSSSSS
*It flies at Brainstorm like the little menace it is*
Hahahahaha!!!! Perfect! You’re obviously volunteering for the experiment!
*Brainstorm dodges the attack*
HONKHONKHONK
*It's really not but PLEASE DO IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY*
HISSSS
*It flies back around*
Hohoho!!! You’re determined! All the better!
Okayyyy~~~ time to see what happens!
*Whips out a gun from seemingly nowhere, and points it at the attacking goose*
Be prepared! This will either turn you into mush, or you’ll become a jet!
*The goose, being a goose, has no idea what that means*
GRRRRRRRR
*It's flying at a barely predictable enough course as it continues flying around*
Hehehehehehehe! It’s a good thing I built this with bird tracking~
*takes aim, and fires*
...
*It's a jet.*
*It's so confused- I'M CONFUSED*
HOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
(ooc: lmao I didn’t expect it to work)
*Y'know what slay*
*Aaaaand it's rolling?? Flying??? I can't really tell- Regardless it's going back to attack Brainstorm again because it's evil like that*
This is spectacular! Amazing! A scientific breakthrough! I’ve done it!
*Brainstorm yells while he runs away from the goose*
*I like this guy*
*Well looks like it's gonna be a jet for the forseeable future*
*....I don't know if that's any better than its original form*
*Brainstorm transforms, and swoops up to get a better look at the goose-turned-jet*
How intriguing! I wonder if you know how to work your new body…
*It crashes directly into a nearby wall, being unable to control its own momentum*
*Evidently, it does not*
*Its engines rumble in a mimicry of a growl*
HONK
*Oh please no I'm so tired*
@horrible-goose-offical
oooooooohhhhh!!!! Maybe I can use this goose to test out my new and improved organic-fowl-shipinator (patent pending)!
@optimus-prime-offical PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
HISSSSSS
*It flies at Brainstorm like the little menace it is*
Hahahahaha!!!! Perfect! You’re obviously volunteering for the experiment!
*Brainstorm dodges the attack*
HONKHONKHONK
*It's really not but PLEASE DO IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY*
HISSSS
*It flies back around*
Hohoho!!! You’re determined! All the better!
Okayyyy~~~ time to see what happens!
*Whips out a gun from seemingly nowhere, and points it at the attacking goose*
Be prepared! This will either turn you into mush, or you’ll become a jet!
*The goose, being a goose, has no idea what that means*
GRRRRRRRR
*It's flying at a barely predictable enough course as it continues flying around*
Hehehehehehehe! It’s a good thing I built this with bird tracking~
*takes aim, and fires*
...
*It's a jet.*
*It's so confused- I'M CONFUSED*
HOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
(ooc: lmao I didn’t expect it to work)
*Y'know what slay*
*Aaaaand it's rolling?? Flying??? I can't really tell- Regardless it's going back to attack Brainstorm again because it's evil like that*
This is spectacular! Amazing! A scientific breakthrough! I’ve done it!
*Brainstorm yells while he runs away from the goose*
*I like this guy*
*Well looks like it's gonna be a jet for the forseeable future*
*....I don't know if that's any better than its original form*
HONK
*Oh please no I'm so tired*
@horrible-goose-offical
oooooooohhhhh!!!! Maybe I can use this goose to test out my new and improved organic-fowl-shipinator (patent pending)!
@optimus-prime-offical PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
HISSSSSS
*It flies at Brainstorm like the little menace it is*
Hahahahaha!!!! Perfect! You’re obviously volunteering for the experiment!
*Brainstorm dodges the attack*
HONKHONKHONK
*It's really not but PLEASE DO IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY*
HISSSS
*It flies back around*
Hohoho!!! You’re determined! All the better!
Okayyyy~~~ time to see what happens!
*Whips out a gun from seemingly nowhere, and points it at the attacking goose*
Be prepared! This will either turn you into mush, or you’ll become a jet!
*The goose, being a goose, has no idea what that means*
GRRRRRRRR
*It's flying at a barely predictable enough course as it continues flying around*
Hehehehehehehe! It’s a good thing I built this with bird tracking~
*takes aim, and fires*
...
*It's a jet.*
*It's so confused- I'M CONFUSED*
HOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
(ooc: lmao I didn’t expect it to work)
*Y'know what slay*
*Aaaaand it's rolling?? Flying??? I can't really tell- Regardless it's going back to attack Brainstorm again because it's evil like that*
HONK
*Oh please no I'm so tired*
@horrible-goose-offical
oooooooohhhhh!!!! Maybe I can use this goose to test out my new and improved organic-fowl-shipinator (patent pending)!
@optimus-prime-offical PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
HISSSSSS
*It flies at Brainstorm like the little menace it is*
Hahahahaha!!!! Perfect! You’re obviously volunteering for the experiment!
*Brainstorm dodges the attack*
HONKHONKHONK
*It's really not but PLEASE DO IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY*
HISSSS
*It flies back around*
Hohoho!!! You’re determined! All the better!
Okayyyy~~~ time to see what happens!
*Whips out a gun from seemingly nowhere, and points it at the attacking goose*
Be prepared! This will either turn you into mush, or you’ll become a jet!
*The goose, being a goose, has no idea what that means*
GRRRRRRRR
*It's flying at a barely predictable enough course as it continues flying around*
Hehehehehehehe! It’s a good thing I built this with bird tracking~
*takes aim, and fires*
...
*It's a jet.*
*It's so confused- I'M CONFUSED*
HONK
*Oh please no I'm so tired*
@horrible-goose-offical
oooooooohhhhh!!!! Maybe I can use this goose to test out my new and improved organic-fowl-shipinator (patent pending)!
@optimus-prime-offical PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
HISSSSSS
*It flies at Brainstorm like the little menace it is*
Hahahahaha!!!! Perfect! You’re obviously volunteering for the experiment!
*Brainstorm dodges the attack*
HONKHONKHONK
*It's really not but PLEASE DO IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY*
HISSSS
*It flies back around*
Hohoho!!! You’re determined! All the better!
Okayyyy~~~ time to see what happens!
*Whips out a gun from seemingly nowhere, and points it at the attacking goose*
Be prepared! This will either turn you into mush, or you’ll become a jet!
*The goose, being a goose, has no idea what that means*
GRRRRRRRR
*It's flying at a barely predictable enough course as it continues flying around*
HONK
*Oh please no I'm so tired*
@horrible-goose-offical
oooooooohhhhh!!!! Maybe I can use this goose to test out my new and improved organic-fowl-shipinator (patent pending)!
@optimus-prime-offical PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
HISSSSSS
*It flies at Brainstorm like the little menace it is*
Hahahahaha!!!! Perfect! You’re obviously volunteering for the experiment!
*Brainstorm dodges the attack*
HONKHONKHONK
*It's really not but PLEASE DO IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY*
HISSSS
*It flies back around*
HONK
*Oh please no I'm so tired*
@horrible-goose-offical
oooooooohhhhh!!!! Maybe I can use this goose to test out my new and improved organic-fowl-shipinator (patent pending)!
@optimus-prime-offical PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
HISSSSSS
*It flies at Brainstorm like the little menace it is*
HONK
*Oh no it's here. Why is it here. Please no*
HONK
@horrible-goose-offical
I’ll fuck you up.
*PLEASE DO I'M SO TIRED GOOD GOD*
GRRRRR
*Throws a wrench*
*It dodges, fluffing its tail in outrage*
HISSSSSSSSS
*The wrench comes back like a boomerang (thank you again @/brainstorm-offical), and smacks it in the back of the head*
GONK-
*It's a direct hit!*
*.....unfortunately, it's too thick-skulled for it to cause a lot of damage*
HONK HISSSSSSSSSS
*It suddenly takes flight, gliding directly towards Ratchet*
