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love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

leonardcohenofficial

chantal akerman's histoires d’amérique: food, family and philosophy is one of the most impactful films i've ever seen and i am still desperately waiting for the day that someone issues a physical media release of this film but in the meantime you can watch it on the criterion channel or worldcinema.org (though you may need to debrid the link)

#to watch

linolinoing

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

dykecinema

which one is better (no nuance)

Pride and Prejudice (1995)

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

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#1995 deeply formative to me #it’s not close

bmasiac

Richard Nadler

blackshvck

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive