Liar Liar Pants on Fire

"Maybe you just suck at getting lied to!" To be affliated with Isola Kokichi Ouma from Danganronpa V3 Not spoiler free

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Hi welcome back to I need to do replies but also I made this shitpost for no reason!

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[+ | ;] - “Listen! I’m a simple man, I like guys who think they’ve got everything figured out. That’s the best kind of moron, you see. They get overconfident and then they become your archnemesis after realizing you’re the one who killed their father on that fateful day of 1998. They begin chasing after you, and just when they think they have you cornered- you escape them! ...Though, I guess morons who are confident everyone in this world is good are also also pretty great~.” Really this is a convoluted explanation for ‘he’s definitely moronsexual’.

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In hindsight, maybe going to the most unassuming place in the city was a bad idea. The lining of cherry blossoms in the Cote’s ward was peaceful, yeah, but... Man was it boring. Barely anyone was really out to mess with, with how late it was... Speaking of, he should get back. 

Besides, getting attacked and killed around Halloween would be... Pretty lame. Seriously, out of all months to get killed, October was the most cliche and least interesting to do so. Besides, he’d like to prepare for the skeleton war, not get caught up in it in the middle!

He hummed to himself as he turned around, beginning his soon to be long trek back to the Fibonacci ward... At least, he began to, but. He soon felt a chill run up his spine as he began to hear sobbing.

Well, isn’t that just the best sign in the world!

Kokichi continued to walk away, ignoring the cliche sobbing as he continued walking... As he continued to, however... The sobbing became louder and louder, echoing in his head as he found himself almost keeling over from the sound. He attempted to cover his ears but found there was no difference in volume.

Letting out a sigh, he decided something. If he was about to be backed into a corner, he may as well do it on his own terms! 

He looked behind himself and found the figure of a young person curled up tightly on themselves, a coat far too big for their small frame encased them almost entirely.

His body became rigid at the realization of whose coat it was. It could’ve been anyone’s, right? That spacey idiot had to have gotten it from some store that sold those in bulk... Right? 

...What was he even trying to do, this was already too weird to try and convince himself this isn’t some sort of bizarre ghost encounter.

He looked around briefly for something, anything, to allow him to distract... Whatever this was, if need be... Instead, he simply got out his phone, preparing his thumb to tap the flashlight function in order to... He doesn’t know, surprise whatever this was?

As he got closer, he began to take note of the figure’s appearance. His, as Kokichi was pretty confident in his guess of who this was, darker purple hair was absolutely matted, springy purple tips were dyed into a muddy brown after being doused in a... Not so mysterious liquid. Though he was curled in an almost fetal position, his legs cut off at knees in a not so pretty picture. The legs themselves began as opaque before fading into transparency and revealing... shattered fragments of what were originally bones, if Kokichi had to guess, before completely cutting off. His arms were in much better shape, but almost looked like thin sticks to Kokichi... One arm had an arrow straight through it... And he seemed to be holding something in his left hand.

As he came closer the figure’s sobbing subsided as Kokichi got closer and he began to raise his head at him, giving Kokichi a clearer view.... His face was as pale and ghostly white as the rest of him, that being subsided by blood running down it in... A very familiar fashion to... Something he could actually, barely remember... But he’s sure it, probably happened. His eyes were sunken, black voids staring straight at Kokichi in almost wide eyed wonder. His mouth, although previously in a deep frown, began to contour into a smile that revealed a red liquid that began to spill onto the floor below him.

With his curiosity subsided, Kokichi did what any normal person did, and ran. To be frank, he felt like throwing up, the figure reminded him too much of the hanger. It was your own idea. He reminded himself. Do you regret it? Are you saying you forced a man to kill a person for nothing? Stop proving her right and stop being such a useless piece of-.

A joyous laughter that viciously crawled its way out of his counterpart’s mouth interrupted his thoughts as he felt something dull yet painful begin to scratch at his back. He looked behind himself and saw that... The oddity began using a lock pick as a weapon. Lovely.

Kokichi briefly turned around, batting away the object while having it dig into his clothing and skin slightly as he pushed it away. He brought back out his phone and turned on the flashlight that he’d been hovering over for a while.

That had been just enough to throw off the thing for the moment, causing his hands over his face to shield himself from the sudden light.

He turned back away and continued to run, with much more vigor. The cherry blossoms on the pathway mocked him as he went.

Next year he’s just going to...

Stay home.

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Send ‘regress’ to meet my muse as a child.

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Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

- boops nose -

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Send ‘!!’ and I’ll write a para description of your muse from mine’s perspective, including:

Their looks

Their personality

And who they are to my muse

+ Etc!

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Y’all are cowards I’m gonna befriend my ghost self and tell him to possess a dildo.

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Update: Yeah, I met my ghost self and he tried to suck my dick.

Someone almost killing you means they want to suck your dick, right?

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Y’all are cowards I’m gonna befriend my ghost self and tell him to possess a dildo.

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For every ✍ + a number I receive, I will share one headcanon for my muse about...

…their sleep schedule.

…being touched.

…how long they hold grudges.

…how sensitive they are to insults.

…being complimented.

…being alone.

…meeting new people.

…getting sick (a cold, flu, etc.)

…eating.

…their handwriting.

…how easily they make friends.

…how educated they are.

…the type of music they like.

…a beloved toy or pet they had as a child.

…where they see themselves in ten years.

…what really scares them.

…how good they are with technology.

…how they would describe their personality.

…what makes them happy.

…what they think the meaning of life is.

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warrioroflondonbelow:

Physical Detail Ask Meme:

Σ(ﾟДﾟ；): Have they ever sprained or broken their leg before? How about their arm? What was the story behind it?

╰(*´︶`*)╯: Do they appreciate hugs? Would they prefer to give hugs or receive hugs? What kind of hugs do they like to receive and/or give?

ಠಿ_ಠ: Do they look up or down when they are trying to recollect something?

ヽ( ´O｀): What is their body language like when sleepy? 

(Дﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ): When they are surprised by somebody do they physically jump? Scream? 

(⸝⸝⸝ ̑ ̑⸝⸝⸝):  Does their face get red after they drink?

(„ᵕᴗᵕ„): Does their face turn red when embarrassed? If so, how else do they react when embarrassed? (I.E. Shifting of weight upon foot, etc.)

( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ»: Do they have a sensitive spot/s?

(〇o〇；): What is their body language like when they are stressed? Do they try and hide the fact that they are stressed? How do they recover from said stress?

ಠ-ಠ: Do they like it when people touch their hair?

(ﾉ≧ڡ≦): Do they like to show affection by physically teasing? (I.E: Shoulder punches, etc.)

♪⁽⁽٩( ᐖ )۶⁾⁾ ₍₍٩( ᐛ )۶₎₎♪: How are they like when they dance? Are they stiff? Fluid? A good dancer? Do they prefer to dance with a lot of others, with one other person, or alone?

ง ( ⌓̈ )ง: Are they physically strong when it comes to fights?

(´∀｀): Do they laugh when they get nervous?

ಥoಥ: How are they like when they cry? Do they just stream tears nonstop? Does their nose get clogged to the point that it’s hard to breathe? Is it easy for them to speak when they are sobbing? Do they hiccup when they cry?

ಸヮಸ: Do they lean back or forward when they laugh hard? Do they snort? Slap their knee? Do that seal-esque clap? Do they often laugh to the point that you can’t hear their laugh anymore?

「(°ヘ°): How does one calm them down when they are freaking out? Do they prefer physical comfort, or would they rather be left alone?

⊙.☉: Does their voice get an octave higher when they lie? Does it crack?

( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡): Does having somebody stroke their head make them feel relaxed?

(ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*): Do they prefer kisses on the cheek? Forehead? What about neck kisses?

(-.-): How should one wake them up? Do they get out of bed easily?

(ó﹏ò｡): Are there any foods that make their stomach upset?

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Ask Box Trick-or-Treat

Send ‘Trick or Treat!  🎃’ to my inbox and I’ll give you a treat! This could be: a promo graphic, icons, an aesthetic graphic of your muse, a drabble, a photoset of our muses together, a moodboard based on one of our threads, or some other goodie! Happy Halloween!  Let’s celebrate!

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Dark Core Personality Test

This makes you 15.11% Darker than the average person.

[+ | ;] - “Oh c’mon, I’m not that bad, you’re all just weenies!”

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1000thblow replied to your post: ¥

I LIKE THESE ODDS. I’LL TAKE IT .

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¥

Put ¥ in my ask and my muse will rate your muse on:

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Attraction: 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Would they date them: yes | no Favorite thing about them: Monokuma-sensei is a very good teacher!Least favorite thing about them: Everything else! ...Is what a terrible student would say! Oh but you know there are things I don’t like about you. I’m not gonna elaborate I’m just leaving it at that.

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¥

Put ¥ in my ask and my muse will rate your muse on:

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10Would they date them: yes | no | maybeFavorite thing about them: He seems like the type of guy who knows how to take a joke. I appreciate that~. Overall, nice.Least favorite thing about them: Very... Friendly, with his gestures. 

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Send “🍷” to hear what my muse would say about your muse in FGO’s MyRoom

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Put ¥ in my ask and my muse will rate your muse on:

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Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Would they date them: yes | no Favorite thing about them:  Least favorite thing about them: