DGM incorrect quotes

lavi lovebot || ⋆ she/they ⋆

[hoshikai]

komui : come on, i wasn't that drunk!

lenalee : you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said i was important.

komui : but you are

[hoshikai]

lavi : ok, so here's the plan. first, we pull the fire alarm.

lenalee : have you lost it? if we pull the fire alarm without a real fire, we'll get in trouble!

lavi : you're right. first, we start a fire-

bookman, from another room : NO WE DON'T

[incorrectcaravalquotes]

Julian, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK??

Julian, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it's the LAW!

[arimiaromage]

[hoshikai]

[at a job interview]

interviewer : do you have any experience babysitting ?

sheryl : [glares at tyki through the window]

sheryl : yes.

[hoshikai]

allen : one day, there will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.

tyki : i love those moments! i like to wave at them when they pass by.

[hoshikai]

lenalee : you know what? underneath it all, you're actually quite nice if you want to be.

kanda :

kanda : repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my attorneys

[hoshikai]

alma : i just kinda feel like we were meant for each other. i mean, look how fate keeps throwing us together

kanda :

kanda : it's 3am and you're stuck on my window. how did you even get in there?

alma : fate, yuu, weren't you listening?

[searching-for-allen-walker]

Dream team, assemble!

[hoshikai]

lavi : everything might go wrong

lenalee : you need to be more confident

lavi : okay

lavi : everything will go wrong.

[hoshikai]

lavi : if no one comes from the future to tell me not to, then how bad of a decision can it really be

[hoshikai]

kanda : rest in peace, i was always into you

alma : ? worst confession ever

kanda : you're not dead?

kanda : i lied

kanda : you're nothing to me

[hoshikai]

priest : repeat after me

alma : after me

priest, turning to kanda : are you sure this is the one you want?

[hoshikai]

kanda : alma texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back and said "no,

YOU'RE adorable.

lenalee : and?

kanda : and now we're dating. we've been on six dates. all i did was point out a typo, but i like him so i'm not gonna say anything.

[hoshikai]

kanda, grabbing lavi by the shirt : SAY YOU'RE SORRY

lavi : I'M SORRY

kanda : WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?!

lavi, sobbing : FOR SAYING YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE

[badassrayofsunshine]

Cas, about Y/N and Sam/Dean: And she has fallen in love with a man who has no happy stories. But she makes him smile without realising that now, all of his happy stories are of her.

[onlyafoolformyships]

(Dean just staring at cas in the bunker)

Sam: what are you doing, you oaf?

Dean: He's so pretty

Sam: And you're ugly, get back to research.