Callsigns: SINGED WHISKERS & Frisbee

[THE ONLY SURVIVORS OF ENEMY {HARRISON ARMORY}'S {SEKHMET PROJECT}.] an the BaDDEST BITCHES EVEr 2 pilot a ENKIDU!!1! [I ANSWER TO PRONOUNS {SHE/XEY/THEY}.] and iM she/it!! gott bored of they!! (ooc mech and pfp comms by my friends @tiredarts-main and @gaylentines :D)

[hot-claws-420]

IM LITERAL Y SALLY FUCKING SINGED!!!!

IM CUTE AN I HAV A BOMB!!!!!!!

[hot-claws-420]

[hot-claws-420]

[Coughs up feathers.]

[fluffyfoxtails]

tech attack job from a girl with big sensors

[hot-claws-420]

oh golly wuts a girl with 8 E-Defense 2 do...

[storymonger]

[monkeyspawtriggerfinger]

being so real I think these girls are tryna lose at steps 1-4

[hot-claws-420]

LOOK u gott me on 4 but if a manticore pilot wants to talk about 5 the walls r made of glass here Mere-iepop

[fluffyfoxtails]

tech attack job from a girl with big sensors

[hot-claws-420]

oh golly wuts a girl with 8 E-Defense 2 do...

[hot-claws-420]

WHAT IF I MAKE A LANCASTER THAT BLOWS U UP!!?? WITH MISSILES?!?? WUT THEN????!!

LANCATSER!!!!!

[storymonger]

u taking notes from meres squad now?

[hot-claws-420]

I SAID MISSLES THEY HAV SUM OTHER SHIT

but yeh no ive actualy had notes on this from back durin my crazy drug coma. wife piloted 1 for a mission and the combat footage gave me ideas

[hot-claws-420]

WHAT IF I MAKE A LANCASTER THAT BLOWS U UP!!?? WITH MISSILES?!?? WUT THEN????!!

LANCATSER!!!!!

[systemsearcher]

Fact: SSC makes extensive usage of artificially grown biological components in their mechs, which is at least part of the reason for why they are Like That. Fact: SSC caters mostly to rich people, eccentrics, politicians, generally people with more money than sense a lot of the time.

Query:

How many SSC mechs are deliberately commissioned to be fuckable.

[hot-claws-420]

lots of mechs r fuckable if ur not a coward

[hot-claws-420]

[WITH {PRIDE MONTH} AT AN END, I MUST MAKE ONE FINAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO SEND IT OFF.]

[I AM {GAY} AS {FUCK} AND I ADORE {SHORT WOMEN}. LOOK AT YOU {DOWN THERE}. ALL {CUTE} AND {SHORT}. FUCKING {SHORTY}. I AM GOING TO {CASCADE}. GUH. <3]

[storymonger]

is this ur girl

[hot-claws-420]

[MORE LIKE {THIS}.]

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

Finalizing checks....

The 86 pilots are cleared. All the support staff. The S.O.G, Broadband. Everything. Deuces has checked my work three times over.... Just gotta...

It's time.

As the Director of this company I authorize this long-term contract and all it entails.

//Glacier\\

[callsign-sucker]

//Sucker\\

Pleasure doing business.

Hopefully this is over preparation.

I would rather not be right about this.

//For Cogito Ergo Sum\\

[hot-claws-420]

ok Sucker u *def* need to prep the heachache pills and the spray bottle

[hot-claws-420]

[WITH {PRIDE MONTH} AT AN END, I MUST MAKE ONE FINAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO SEND IT OFF.]

[I AM {GAY} AS {FUCK} AND I ADORE {SHORT WOMEN}. LOOK AT YOU {DOWN THERE}. ALL {CUTE} AND {SHORT}. FUCKING {SHORTY}. I AM GOING TO {CASCADE}. GUH. <3]

[hot-claws-420]

im literaly kitty and im flexing on u bigstyle

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

PAIN MEDS AND A SPRAY BOTTLE YOU LITTLE SHIT? I'LL FUCKING SPRAY BOTTLE YOU! HOPE YOUR SQUAD DIED SLOWER THAN MY UNBLOODS

B TO THE R TO THE O TO THE A TO THE D TO THE B TO THE A TO THE N TO THE D

//WARNING THIS POST IS NOT APPROVED BY CMC P.R\\

[hot-claws-420]

Wha- oh that.

it was slow 4 one of em but not as slow as ur coworkers r 2 take the seat next 2 u during meetings

U need 2 be least three chairs away 2 avoid the fume hazard

[hot-claws-420]

im literaly kitty and im flexing on u bigstyle

[hot-claws-420]

my weapons my fuckign WEAPONS

[she-who-paints-with-fire]

Weirdest feeling ever is withdrawing from a combat zone with allied forces peacefully not because a peaceful settlement was reached, but because Purview advisors were attached to the enemy force and the enemy wasn't willing to fight without Purview support, but the Purview advisors weren't willing to fight DoJ/HR, and we weren't willing to fight HA, and our allies weren't willing to fight without our support.

(And before anyone says anything: neither side wanted to cause a diplomatic incident, what with the Dawnline being... you know... the Dawnline.)

So we just kind of... stood there, shooting mean looks at each other, before everyone stood down and left.

|| KARATEKA ||

[hot-claws-420]

would u call being disappointed bout not killin legionaires gettin blue balled or getting purple balled

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

Finalizing checks....

The 86 pilots are cleared. All the support staff. The S.O.G, Broadband. Everything. Deuces has checked my work three times over.... Just gotta...

It's time.

As the Director of this company I authorize this long-term contract and all it entails.

//Glacier\\

[hot-claws-420]

big moves huh?

ugh... i gotta get back in a cockpit...

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

Hah I wish. Just an attache. But manna's manna.

//Glacier\\

[hot-claws-420]

'grats on the excuse to send Broadband far far away lmaooo

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

She's the least likely one to cause a diplomatic incident of who we can afford to send out

//Glacier\\

[hot-claws-420]

thats fuckin bleak

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

The director would have sent Teletype if they weren't on PTO. I will be joining Handler Broadband out there as well to keep her in check.

//Deuces\\

[hot-claws-420]

pack hedache meds and a spray bottle

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

I survived Haven and Sylvia Kendrick.

//Deuces\\

[hot-claws-420]

rite u prolly packed that shit alredy ur always prepared

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

Finalizing checks....

The 86 pilots are cleared. All the support staff. The S.O.G, Broadband. Everything. Deuces has checked my work three times over.... Just gotta...

It's time.

As the Director of this company I authorize this long-term contract and all it entails.

//Glacier\\

[hot-claws-420]

big moves huh?

ugh... i gotta get back in a cockpit...

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

Hah I wish. Just an attache. But manna's manna.

//Glacier\\

[hot-claws-420]

'grats on the excuse to send Broadband far far away lmaooo

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

She's the least likely one to cause a diplomatic incident of who we can afford to send out

//Glacier\\

[hot-claws-420]

thats fuckin bleak

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

The director would have sent Teletype if they weren't on PTO. I will be joining Handler Broadband out there as well to keep her in check.

//Deuces\\

[hot-claws-420]

pack hedache meds and a spray bottle

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

Finalizing checks....

The 86 pilots are cleared. All the support staff. The S.O.G, Broadband. Everything. Deuces has checked my work three times over.... Just gotta...

It's time.

As the Director of this company I authorize this long-term contract and all it entails.

//Glacier\\

[hot-claws-420]

big moves huh?

ugh... i gotta get back in a cockpit...

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

Hah I wish. Just an attache. But manna's manna.

//Glacier\\

[hot-claws-420]

'grats on the excuse to send Broadband far far away lmaooo

[corsairmercenarycompanies]

She's the least likely one to cause a diplomatic incident of who we can afford to send out

//Glacier\\

[hot-claws-420]

thats fuckin bleak