Male Reader x Mata Nui Lemon Don't Like Don't Read

(Dependent Hal for Re:Surrection, connected to belatedheart)

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(Dependent Hal for Re:Surrection)

HEY GUYS i finally decided to move hal onto his own account on a whim so now he has one of those

same url, same rules, but now he can do things like likes and replies and following ppl

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If you turn off the HUD and get rid of your skateboard in Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland, it becomes a walking sim with really intense music.

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My bro, married.

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Unlike the perfect machine, who is automatically good at thing.

Exactly.

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belatedheart​:

Dude.

I’m not asking for anything. I’m just saying that if you want to be less bad at video games then maybe you need to put in the time.

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geminidoomed​:

Liink2?

One, two, and three.

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belatedheart​:

I’m not a chump.

Interesting. Because to me it sounds like you’ve been bested by a simple anime-themed reflex test.

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Sadistic Music Factory barely has a melody. It’s a stupid hard map for a full combo.

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That’s chump talk.

Are you a chump, Dirk?

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geminidoomed​:

Okay but 2he2 a2kiing though

World is Mine is the top of the classics.

Sweet Devil is probably my personal favorite other than that.

But I also have a special spot in my heart for Sadistic Music Factory because of  the evil AI angle and the fact that Dirk was never able to get a perfect on it in Project Diva.

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One does not just simply ask me what my favorite Miku song is.

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geminidoomed​:

He2 been hiidiing iin hii2 room mo2tly, that2 not goiing two work

Want me two giive you 2ome random paper work he ‘ha2’ two 2iign or 2omethiing two get you over there wiith an excu2e?

That would help a lot.

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geminidoomed​:

What wa2 your plan?

Personally I’ve just been lurking around the palace in sexy outfits waiting to see if I’d run into the guy.

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geminidoomed​:

Do you want me two iintroduce you two hiim…?

That would probably go faster than my plan.

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geminidoomed​:

Hello darliing!

Hey.

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Hmm, whiich of my 2weetheart2 ii2 iit liikiing my po2t2?

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∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

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You know how it is.

You linger around in heels, you carry a stack of definitely important and real paperwork, that way when you bump into some stud on your way in you can be all “Oh no, Rufioh-senpai! It seems I’ve dropped all my papers!”

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There’s a new god in town and I have to bring my A game to my office outfits in case I have a fateful hallway encounter.