Hot Coco :)

Cup of Coco, Laughs, and Hugs is all I need.

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[hotcocoteafunny]

I’m allergic

[themakeupbrush]

Georges Hobeika Spring 2022 Couture

[hotcocoteafunny]

I’m getting celery stalk vibes

[dankmemeuniversity]

[itscolossal]

Earth’s Rotation Visualized in a Timelapse of the Milky Way Galaxy by Aryeh Nirenberg

[akiyty]

[drst]

This messed me up.

[bestie-gor]

We really do just be on a rock without a fucking clue huh

[weaselle]

everybody thinks of the earth spinning, and then maybe they think about how we’re traveling in a circle around the sun.

but we’re not

because the sun is traveling through space too

so what the earth is actually doing is this

and that line the sun is making is actually its 225 million year orbit around the center of the galaxy, and our galaxy itself is moving through space, so our sun is actually doing its own version of that crazy earth orbit corkscrew up there too. We’re all dancing an insane helix made of helixes through the universe at a speed of about 1.5 million miles per hour

[okiitos]

When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

[okiitos]

Found the picture that was on the sweater

[wattse]

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

[paladyke-deactivated20181212]

first i spin my fidget

then i steal your girl

[paladyke-deactivated20181212]

Then I fidge my spinnit

[vulcandigby-deactivated20180707]

the I spin your girl

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[hollowbon3s]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[cherrystrawberrie]

[pukicho]

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

[mycomortis]

how are the trees

[pukicho]

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

[blakhawk15-deactivated20221118]

[tofandomhellandback]

Did someone do this yet?

[the-doctor-9-10]

Honestly, my favorite thing at the moment is all the marvel headcanons where Hela wasn’t cray-cray homicidal, and she’s an overprotective bitchy sister.

[letmebegaytodd]

Every time i start a new vido game:

OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES

[birdycrow]

[wumblr]

today i saw a cat who immediately and casually hissed at me on sight but after i said “that’s rude” he meowed politely

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[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

[mysharona1987]

[dankmemeuniversity]