Heh.

The mystery of your own imagination can be far more enthralling than reality. -Cryaotic

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[marleencrossing]

lolzforshits’s favorite gaming ladies (1/?)

[onceland]

[dork-adios]

I…AM…GROOT!!!

[hotdamnitsudd-blog]

[monicareyes]

savage

[luke5sos]

kink: when ur friends make u feel valid and like u have importance and listen to u and care about u

[hotdamnitsudd-blog]

That moment when you're so scared that a post is about you that you just kinda hide in the corner and never go near that person again because you know they hate you (even though their hatred is based of false information from an unreliable source)...

[cute-baby-animals]

[awesome-picz]

This Cat Has The Most Beautiful Eyes Ever.

[beardset]

Oh my fucking god the beauty

[wilwheaton]

This cat has expressed every single emotion I have ever felt.

[hotdamnitsudd-blog]

So I feel like I'm pissing everyone off and that I'm doing everything wrong. So Imma just back away from social shit and let people message me... Don't wanna bug people

[peashooter85]

Alex Doesn’t Give a Fuck,

According to legend, the Gordian Knot was a large mass of knotted ropes attached to the tongue of an oxcart in Telmissus in Asia Minor, now modern Turkey. According to the legend, the knot was created by a peasant farmer name Gordias, who was made king after an eagle landed on his cart, symbolizes approval from the gods that he should rule. The Gordian Knot became a local attraction, the ancient equivalent of the largest ball of twine, located in Cawker City, Kansas.

When Alexander the Great marched through Asia Minor, he was on a mission to conquer the mighty Persian Empire, of which Telmissus was a part of. An oracle prophesied that he who untied the knot would conquer Asia. Naturally many kings and lords made attempts, but ultimately failed when they were unable to find any loose ends.  

As Alexander and his army marched through Asia Minor he made a stop at Telmissus to take a crack at it.  After carefully examining the knot, he drew his sword and violently hacked it apart. No fucks were given.

Alexander the Great went on to conquer the Persian Empire and more, extending the borders of his Macedonian kingdom as far east as India, because yolo. 

[fidelisadm0rtem]

You said you fucking wouldn’t and you fucking did.

(via fidelisadm0rtem)

[mogifire]

has anyone seen that lady since?

[thisisfoxx]

“Did I stutter?”

[riyuxowe]

[daily-bad-jokes]

What do you call a dothraki riding a squid? Khal Amari.

[destinyrush]

Unarmed Black Man With Hands Up Shot By Police.

Charles Kinsey, 47, a behavior therapist from South Florida was shot in the leg three times by the police in North Miami while laying on the ground with his arms up and trying to help his patient with autism who had run away from a group home.

It all started when someone called 911 and said there was a man walking around with a gun. However it was Kinsey’s patient who was sitting on the ground cross-legged, playing with a toy truck.

Charles got shot by police despite telling them he was only trying to help his patient.

The police shot him, handcuffed him and left him on ground bleeding.

North Miami police have not released much information at all. They haven’t released the officer’s name, they haven’t given us an update on the investigation. However, they did say that the state attorney is now a part of this investigation.

#CharlesKinsey   #BlackLivesMatter 

#StopPoliceBrutality   #NorthMiamiPoliceDepartment