HotMessLife

I am a fucking hot mess. Follow my twitter @HotMessLife101

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When you look outside and realize you have to leave for class in 15 minutes

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When I see Toby on Pretty Little Liars

I used to be like,

But now I'm like,

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Flask Tie! A tie that holds booze!

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When a guy is talking to me and then tells me he doesn't go to college

I just walk away awkwardly like, 

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When a Nickleback song comes on

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When a guy tries to hit on me on Facebook or Twitter

I just sit there like, 

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When I try to dance while I am sober

I'm all awkward and confused like, 

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When I'm sleeping and some guy tries to wake me up to hook up

I'm like, 

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When someone suggests I leave my bed after I lay around all day

I'm like,

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When I post a tweet and it doesn't get a lot of retweets

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When I have to get dressed in the morning

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When someone is mad about something I said when I was drunk

I'm like,

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When I wake up on the weekend

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When I found out Kim Kardashian was pregnant

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Commercials for the Carrie Diaries

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When a girl hooks up with a lot of guys

If we aren't friends:

If we are friends:

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Dealing with babies

Most people: 

Me: