hello i’m so crazy about lex luthor and nicholas hoult specifically that i had to make a whole blog about it. if nobody will write nick hoult rpf i will. take a trip into my sick twisted mind
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@houlted
hello i’m so crazy about lex luthor and nicholas hoult specifically that i had to make a whole blog about it. if nobody will write nick hoult rpf i will. take a trip into my sick twisted mind
are you dead 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿
ctfu sorry i logged out of this acct cuz its not my main and forgot the password. i might write some more lex for kinktober soon dont worry i may have died but i have revived
THAT VOYEURISM LEX PIECE........ MAMAAAAAAA YOURE FEEDING THE HUNGRY
ehehehe i am always at the service of perverts and freaks
Imma be real honest, I think the reason nobody did yandere lex is because (imo) lex himself is already yandere 💀💀💀💀 but keep giving us yandere!lex because I will in fact munch on it
hahdhjdjd idk tbh i think he’s yandere for superman and pretty much indifferent to everyone else and that’s how people are writing him for the most part, he doesn’t really have the time to be yandere for everybody LOL ill still keep writing that shit tho….
Honestly if you can do a part two to that lex luthor headcanon fic I would love it so much!! ❤️
i assume you’re talking about the being lex luthor’s fav employee hc list, i wrote a little smut drabble
lex luthor x f!reader, smut
warnings: cheating, voyeurism, boss/employee relationship
he had told eve he had to work late, because he needed to improve certain parts of ultraman that had been malfunctioning, so she wouldn’t need to be up waiting for him, but she was tired. it must have been the hundredth time he was using this excuse to bail on a date. granted, when she showed up outside his office, she did hear him discussing the logistics of ultraman’s heat vision. just to make sure, though, she opened the door ever so slightly and peered through the crack and oh-
“you need to- ah- let me modify it. his aim is still bad.” you’ve got your skirt bunched up around your hips, your pantyhose now just one of countless that lex has carelessly ripped a hole in, panties crudely shoved to the side. lex was like that - when he got in a mood, he was like a horny teenager, too eager to even take clothes off, only ripping or shoving them to quickly make room. you’re in his lap, in his chair, the top few buttons of your shirt undone so he can stare straight down at your tits while you bounce up and down on his cock. as eagerly as you can, anyways. bioengineers aren’t exactly famous for being physically fit.
“his aim was fine last time we tested it.” he says, placing a couple filthy kisses on your collarbone. your thighs shake from the effort, but his cock feels so good, so big, even after taking him so many times, that you can’t help but keep moving, chasing the high for both of you.
“yes, but he’s got a fucking wonky eye, eventually it’ll go- lex!” he grabs the undersides of your thighs and suddenly picks you up, standing up and letting the chair roll back as he sets you down on the table and pushes back in.
lex? you call him by his first name? eve’s stomach is turning.
“you’re so bad at this, sweetheart.” he throws your legs over his shoulders and grips your waist tightly, setting a punishing rhythm and the sight of him towering over you makes you so unbelievably wet that the sounds of him slamming into your leaky cunt echo so loudly you’re pretty sure people would be able to hear it outside, if the building weren’t empty save for you and lex.
“yeah, well, it’s not- ah- my job- ah- to be good… at this.” you manage to pant out in between his thrusts, and lex just chuckles at you, maintaining eye contact as his hand slips between your legs to rub at your clit, making you scratch uselessly at the table because it feels so good you don’t even know what to do with yourself.
“still a wetter, tighter cunt than all the girls i’ve fucked combined. jesus, you’re leaking on the floor.” it’s true, eve can see it - the slick drips out of you, coating his cock whole, down your ass where it finally drips down; a single drop on lex’s pristine shoe.
he spots it, too, and gets even more worked up, pushing your thighs together and up so you get even tighter for him, thrusting vigorously. “this pussy, fucking made for me, only me. if you weren’t so smart i’d just keep you here, be my fleshlight, warm little hole to fuck every day.”
you grip his forearm tightly, throwing your head back. “oh shit, lex, i’m gonna- i’m gonna-“
eve closes the door with an audible thump. she doesn’t know which possibility is worse - that he didn’t know she was looking, or he did, but didn’t care. one explanation seems more plausible than the other, considering the noises didn’t stop when she made her presence known. he just made you scream louder.
also my requests are open feel free to send me horny lex luthor ideas anytime i am always happy to discuss
bae your mind is so big and beautiful and amazing
thank you so much pooks i do it all for the people
cannot believe nobody has mentioned yandere!lex on here yet
yandere!lex who walks into the building after a federal meeting and the moment he spots you is enamored by you, the way you walk, the way you talk, the way you smile and tuck your hair behind your ear while you chat with your coworkers
yandere!lex who calls you into his office just to see the way you nervously stammer in front of him, bouncing on your heels, confused as to why the ceo called you in when you’ve held this job for only a couple days
yandere!lex who gets so distracted by you that he misses a couple vital punches when fighting superman but when he turns and yells at you and slams his fists on your table, the way you defer, your eyes locking on the floor and stammering out an “i’m sorry, sir” even though you did nothing wrong, makes his heart melt and cock throb in his pants
yandere!lex who wants to berate you and break you down and then be the only one you can turn to for comfort afterwards
yandere!lex who hates you for confusing him and taking his attention off superman, and yandere!lex who obsesses over and idolises you so much he just wants to lock you in his house and keep as his pretty doll, like a butterfly with its wings pinned to the wall
yandere!lex who shoves his cock down eve’s throat so roughly she can’t breathe and closes his eyes, pretending it’s you, and almost cums immediately picturing you with teary eyes and runny mascara, blushing in embarrassment the way you do when he calls out a mistake you made in front of everybody, but this time with your lips wrapped around his cock
yandere!lex who could make you do it but he knows you would never, knows you’re too precious to do such a thing, knows you would rather die than sleep with your boss
yandere!lex who gets cameras installed in your bathroom without your knowledge, and starts keeping up with superman less and with your showering schedule more
yandere!lex who has made it abundantly clear you’re off limits, and has actively made half the office hate you by openly giving you bonuses nobody else gets for no reason, but is surprised to see there are still ballsy motherfuckers who have the guts to go against him.
“i assume you know why you’re here.” lex says from behind his table, his elbows on the glass, the fabric of his shirt straining against his muscles. he might have walked over to you, just to tower over you so he could truly feel just how big of a power difference remains between you, if his cock wasn’t so hard there was no way to hide it save for sitting down where nobody can see.
the way you’re behaving isn’t helping - your head is down, your hands nervously fidgeting with a pen, your feet, adorned in black, slick, pretty mary janes itching to get away from him and yet stuck in place. he wants to bend you over, pull that pencil skirt up as high as it can go and make you cry. take you down in front of everyone and then fuck you there, maybe even against the glass, so everyone inside and everyone looking in can see him pump a baby into you, forever marked as his. “yes, sir, i do.”
“workplace relationships are strictly forbidden. you know this.” he says in a faux casual tone, watching as you nod impatiently, still too nervous to meet his gaze. too cute. “and you participated in one nonetheless.”
you stay silent. you don’t defend yourself, even though you very well could; it was hardly a relationship at all. the new receptionist asked you out for a coffee and at first you stood him up, telling your friends over text how you didn’t think it was such a smart idea to go out with somebody from work - of course lex bugged your phone, he’s not an amateur - but they had convinced you to give him a chance. you finally left work with him and sat down in a coffee shop reasonably far away from the company and lex’s own place, just to see lex himself walk in casually, order a couple pastries and tell you to see him in his office first thing tomorrow morning.
you don’t talk back. you don’t argue, even though you could. it’s so sweet lex almost can’t believe it, can’t believe someone so perfect walked into his life just like that, without him even having to do anything. how could that absolute idiot think he could in any way complete your amazing self? lex made sure his death will look like something embarrassing, when the police finds him a week from now.
he sighs in performative disappointment. “i’m going to let it slide this time.”
your glossy eyes fly to his, widening in disbelief. how beautiful they are, how sweet you look, unfurling with excitement and bewilderment like a flower in spring.
“sir, i- thank you so much, i didn’t expect- trust me, it won’t happen again-“ you stammer over your words, desperate to please him. he might as well cum untouched right now.
“it better not. there will be serious repercussions.”
and he means it. but then again, he won’t give you the opportunity to make such a dumb mistake again.
it wasn’t even you, it was those pesky friends of yours that corrupted you and made you distance yourself from him. it’s alright, he’ll take care of them. he knows quite well how to efficiently get rid of disturbances.
metropolis psycho ♡ ;༊
“Come in.” With his approval you open to heavy door to Lex’s office. You see him with his feet propped up on his desk as he’s presumably on hold. He’s munching on girl scout cookies, it had been a PR thing, billionaire mogul is just like you! Sike, he just really likes thin mints, keep it on the dl. You set a thick stack of paperwork on the edge of his desk, he’s planning on buying the very company who dares to constantly places him on hold. What he’s planning to do with it? Undecided, either way it requires way too much paperwork.
“How long have you been on hold?” You ask innocently. Lex licks the chocolate from his fingers, “Five minutes, give or take.” He hums, giving you a once over. He gestures with his pointer finger, and you do a slow twirl, letting him examine your outfit from every angle. He frowns, “Why not the red ones? It goes better with your skin tone.” Lex points to your heels, you glance down, looking at the black pumps you’re wearing instead. “I dunno, I thought this was better match.” You say fidgeting a little. “Wear the red ones tomorrow, I like them better.” He says beckoning you forward
Lex places a finger to his lips, a signal for you to shut up. He gets off hold and begins speaking with an exasperated tone. Lex’s hand creeps up your skirt, expecting to feel the expensive lingerie he bought you on your last ‘date night’. When Lex feels the cheap nylons you’re wearing, if just makes the crease in his brows deepen. He pinches the inside of your thigh, retracting his hand to grope the inside of his suit. Lex continues his conversation on the phone, fidgeting with his water till he gets his card out, setting it in your hand. It’s like you’re trying your best to get on his nerves. He spends all this money on your just for you to go around wearing pantyhose that’ll probably tear if there’s a slight breeze. You’re simply hopeless in his eyes. It’s fine, good thing you have such a nice caring boss to take care of you!
Lex sighs, pulling you again till you’re flush in his lap, yelping slightly at the action. “Uh—yeah, sorry, that was my dog, she’s a little yippy.” He pinches your thigh again, annoyed that he’s getting questioned over the phone. He hangs up after a few more annoying minutes. “Hey—no, those are mine.” Lex smacks your hand away from his thin mints. “Shouldn’t you have had lunch already?” He squints at you suspiciously. “I was busy!” You shake your head and he rolls his eyes. Any other day he’d be sure you were lying, but he had spent most of yesterday distracting you with things even HR would have a hard time describing. Maybe they could use a little teddy bear, “Where did the bad boss touch you sweetie?” The mental thought makes him snort. He’s sure you did have lots to catch up on. “Well, fine, you can have one for a price.” He says almost smug. “You are so…ugh..” You can’t bring yourself to insult him, probably a smart decision. You lean in, giving him a sweet kiss, he tastes like chocolate and mint, suits him. “I’m serious about wearing red tomorrow, cause I’m doing a red tie so we should match—”
“Ugh Lex!” He shuts you up with a cookie and two more kisses, for his own sake. Now you’re the one tasting of mint and chocolate.
dividers by @cursed-carmine
fic inspired by the movie ‘american psycho’ and this post by @oreosmama big thanks to them ^_^
is a male celeb really even famous if someone isn't being a ridiculous horny pervert about them on here... i'm just doing the dirty work that not many want to do
having thoughts about this picture... nicholas hoult smut drabble
being lex luthor’s star employee because you wanted to impress him so much you helped him improve his weapons against superman to show your loyalty
lex luthor who doesn’t let this go unnoticed and unappreciated
lex luthor who lets you say things he would never let others get away with because you’re too valuable
lex luthor who puts his hand on your lower back and lets it wander down to “smooth down your skirt” as a show of gratitude while you work just to see you shiver under his touch
lex luthor who knows how to put a brat in her place when she talks back too much
lex luthor who smirks when he sees his employees exchanging looks when you come out of his office after a private meeting looking disheveled
lex luthor bringing you to meetings as his top expert on a particular subject just to keep his hand on your thigh the entire time and whisper things into your ear while the others are talking just to see you giggle
lex luthor who only eats you out when you make another scientific breakthrough for him but when he does he leaves you squirting and crying for dear life
lex luthor who still has girlfriends for pr and lets them watch when he bends you over the table and rips your pantyhose open
lex luthor who sees a coworker flirt with you and then you never see that man again. not in office, not outside. number deactivated
lex luthor who doesn’t care about anybody except superman, except he does, a little, and he’ll rather die than admit it