Meet Your Doctors

Gregory House, M.D., head of diagnostics at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital James Wilson, M.D., head of oncology at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital

[houseandwilsonmd]

Welcome to PPTH's official Q&A!

We are two doctors currently employed at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. As heads of our departments, it has been asked that we set up an opportunity for the general public, particularly those who may be past, present, or future patients of ours, to ask us any questions they may have.

OOC blog info under the cut - please read!!

Important note - topics of self harm will always be tagged with "#tw self harm", please filter this tag if it is a potential issue for you! You will still be able to see those posts if you want to, you just have to click through a warning. Join the discord server for plot suggestions, behind the scenes info for anons, and to get ooc questions answered here: https://discord.gg/fJ4KeDM9GN

This blog takes place during a slightly alternative timeline of early-mid season six, where House and Wilson are still living together in Wilson's apartment. As of the start of the blog, House is still sober. Neither are openly queer. Both are actively working their usual jobs at PPTH. House's employees are currently Foreman, Chase, 13, and Taub. The entire timeline is shifted roughly 15 years later, so it is 2025. Plot will build as you ask questions! Edit for anyone new - as of right now within the blog's storyline, house has relapsed, and the two are in a relationship.

The goal is to slowly develop some hilson + a bit of the usual house md angst as it goes, through the medium of a blog.

Ask whatever you want but I cannot guarantee a reply. If I don't feel comfortable answering it, I'm just going to delete it. I will do my best to reply to any all questions I do feel comfortable with.

I am not a doctor!!! I'm hoping to become a doctor one day, but right now I am just a CPR and First Aid certified high school/college student! Nothing any character says qualifies as actual medical advice. I'm not gonna just make stuff up, I try my best to be character accurate which includes medical accuracy, but it's NOT MEDICAL ADVICE. Okay. That's all.

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genuinely curious why do a lot of lesbians or transmascs on the internet love gregory house do they see themselves in him

this is not exclusive to the internet

-house

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hey house what are your thoughts on the new FNAF movie

Nurse beaver 🦝

the what?

-house

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Do you have any tips for my gcse maths test tomorrow

don't mess it up.

-house

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ooc under the cut

Sorry I basically disappeared, having to be in a hospital so frequently and dealing with a lot of the same stuff that’s in the show kind of killed my hyperfixation and I’m just having trouble writing responses in character. I’m sure I’ll be back at some point. Might try to answer a few asks soon.

If you guys have any OOC questions (about my lupus, or about anything else), happy to answer here, or there’s a link to a discord server in the pinned post under the cut where myself and a lot of the people who used to be frequent contributors to the blog talk and hang out that you are all welcome to join.

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what are your plans for thanksgiving??

eat food

-house

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House... I'm back and hallucinating help... Idk where my meds aree

find them

-house

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A few weeks ago I told you guys I might have lupus and I went back to the doctor for my test results and they said it's not lupus I just have pots and celiac disease. I guess it's never lupus.

been saying it for years.

-house

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dr wilson im so sorry for your loss. first amber and now this...

-🇯🇲

i'm not dead. my good leg got injured and i'm not showing up to the hospital in a wheelchair again.

-house

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will one of you guys do my top surgery for me without telling my parents? please?

There are so many reason we cannot do this.

-Dr. James Wilson, M.D.

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Because people keep asking me - yes, everything is fine. We had a small argument and House is petty.

-Dr. James Wilson, M.D.

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next time a patient has a medical emergency at 4:30 in the morning i am staying in bed and letting them die

-house

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house has accomplished so much. i cant believe he discovered cocaine all by himself.

you’re not the first to doubt my accomplishments

-house

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Please stop accepting bribes from House to prank me. He’s not even using his own money, he just takes cash from my wallet when I’m not looking.

-Dr. James Wilson, M.D.

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everyone in my life says I look like Wilson but act like House.

Should I be concerned?

Everyone in your life knows who we are?

-Dr. James Wilson, M.D.

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I'm better than the other guy, can you adopt me (kleptomaniac)

-★_★

no

-house

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Wilson my dermatologist said I don’t have skin cancer, she checked every mole but the suspicious one. Do I just assume it’s also nothing?

It never hurts to get a second opinion if you’re worried.

-Dr. James Wilson, M.D.