xfalloutatthediscox

Honestly just a trash can trying to make its way through the 21st century

[holyhoee]

How to recover an unsaved draft on Microsoft Word

 This literally saved my ass a few minutes ago. Yes, you can recover those files that you accidentally closed and thought you couldnt get back. 

Right after that happens, open Microsoft Word again and click File - Info - Manage Versions - Recover Unsaved Documents.

It is literally that simple.

[spread-the-kpop-love]

Reblog - save a life

[konec0]

Reblog - save a file

[philscutie-blog]

reblog this and you will get dan or phil gif in your inbox

[falloutboy]

that time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series 🙌

[androgyns]

reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this

[oxford-male-deactivated20170312]

Actually ask me things. Anon or not

[chrisrunsoldschool]

Anons or not!

[howthehellhowell]

Depression is like someone is gripping my throat and squeezing hard enough to hurt but no to kill

[whateversebastian]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE A WRITER ON TUMBLR

IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT KIND OF WRITER YOU ARE YOU CAN BE WRITING: POEMS, FANFICS, IDK NORMAL FICS, NOVELS, SHORT STORIES, IDK ANYTHING!! JUST REBLOG!!!

[currentlysittinginsilence]

reblog if twenty one pilots has changed your life in anyway

even if it’s the smallest difference, i want to know

[imnxtgerard-iprxmise-deactivate]

Everyone who reblogs this, I swear I mean everyone, will get a picture of Josh Dun

If you don’t get one, this means your submit is not open, don’t be mad at me it’s your fault.

[lilslothprincess-blog]

Pls, I like Josh Dun

[howthehellhowell]

This is not what it is, only baby scars I need your love like a boy needs his mother's side: Second and Sebring-Of mice & Men

[trylers]

hourglass

Title: Hourglass Pairing: Tyler Joseph/You/Josh Dun Rating: Mature. Warning: Daddy kink, dirty talk, voyeurism, light bondage. A/N: So if this goes over well, and people seem to enjoy the concept, this is going to be part of a series kinda. Different adventures on the same timeline. Also, this is another long one, almost 4.6k. Sorry, lol. Anyway, enjoy, lemme know what you think, and keep sending in those requests.

(Upcoming stuff: more Josh, some Jai, maybe something with Tyler. And I’m contemplating posting some SVU stuff I’ve been working on. We’ll see.)

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[howthehellhowell]

Oh well your definitely not mad (phan x reader)

2560 words Your Pov          You have been dating Phil for a few years now.  5 years to be exact.  Yes you love Phil so much and think he is hot and everything but you feel a lot of sexual attraction to Dan.  I mean don't get me wrong Phil is hot and really good in bed but you just think Dan would be great too.   A lot of people dont know but Dan is really strong and that's a huge turn on. You imagine how rough he'd be in bed. You bit your lip as you feel yourself becoming wet.  You log onto wattpad typing in the search bar "dan howell smut." You click on the first one.  You read them until you feel yourself really turned on.  You close out of wattpad making sure there is no way Dan or Phil could find it.  You close your Macbook and walk to the lounge.  You see Dan but you don't see Phil. Oh great im all hot and bothered about this boy and now I may be alone with him.          "Dan?"you ask.  He turns around.  "Yeah?"he says.   "Where's Phil?"I ask.  He looks at me.  "Oh he went to BBC he forgot something there yesterday he went to go get it."he states.  I nod "Oh alright." I sit down.  "Why is something wrong? "He asks very concerned.   I shake my head no.  "No im alright."I lie. He looks at me.  "Are you sure you look like something is bothering you?"he questions.  I nod my head "im sure."I say.  He looks at me weirdly "alright."he says strangly.  I watch the tv.  I sneak a look over at Dan.  My god he looks so hot.  His curly brown hair.  His chocolate brown eyes focused on his computer screen.  He looks up at me and sees me staring at him.  He sighs putting down his computer closing it.  He gets up and walks toward me sitting right down next to me.  He puts his hand on mine.  "Y/N you seem like something is wrong you know you can tell me anything alright."Dan says.  I take a sharp breath.   "I know that Dan but this I cant tell you alright."I say.  He looks at me with sadish eyes.  "Alright."he sighs pulling me into a hug.  The door opens and in walks Phil holding his sweatshirt.      "Is everything alright."Phil asks.  I nod.  "No its not Phil you need to talk to her."dan butts in.  I smack him.  He holds his arm in pain.  "Y/N whats wrong."Phil asks taking the seat on the other side of me holding my hand.  I sigh.  "I cant tell you guys alright you'll think im weird and you wont want to talk to me again."I say looking at my boyfriend.   He shakes his head.  "We could never find you weird just tell us no matter how weird you think it is."Phil says and Dan nods.  "Phil you won't like it."I say looking at him.  He looks a little shocked.  "I dont care I want you to tell us whats wrong."Phil says.  I look at them holding my pinkies out.  They pinkie promise me they wont leave me.           I take a deep breath "this is gonna sound stupid but I was thinking about our sex life Phil,  when all of the sudden Dan popped into my head.  I dont know what happened but I started imaging things and soon enough I got really turned on thinking about Dan, Im sorry Phil I know you probably are mad but I dont blame you, and now I think I have always had a little bit of sexual attraction to Dan."you say stopping looking at the floor.   It is dead silent in the apartment.  You look up to see Phil kind of lost. But when you looked over at Dan you see a small buldge forming in his pants.  You look up at Dan to see he is smiling.  You look over at Phil.   "Are you mad Phil?"you say.  He looks at you.  "No im not mad in fact im glad you told me."he says.  You look at him confused.   "Why?"you ask.  He looks at Dan smirking.  "Y/N would you be up for a threesome.  Me, you and Dan?"he asks.  You look at him shocked.   You never expected this to come out of Phil's mouth.  Phil is a very innocent man.  You look back at Dan the buldge in his pants growing.  You look back at Phil.    "Do I want to?"You questions.       £££££ "Id love to."you say smirking.  Phil looks at Dan, Dan asking permission to touch me.  Phil nods.  Dan turns your head towards him.  He smashs his lips on yours.  Your lips move in sync as Dan pulls you onto his lap.  You're straddling him.  He moves his hands to your butt and squeezes.  You moan and he takes this opportunity to put his tongue in your mouth.  His tongue fights for dominance with yours.  You feel hands snake around your waist and move to your boobs. Phil starts groping your boobs as Dan moves to your neck.  Biting a nipping at the flesh. You moan as he finds your spot.  He smirks knowing he found it.  You grab his hair.  He breaks away from the kiss as Phil pulls your shirt off.  You feel a little self conscious but you dont care right now.  Dan moans looking at your chest.  "Phil you lucky fuck."he moans out.  You hear a laugh from behind you.  Dan reaches around and unclips your bra with no problems.  He stares at you before attaching his lips to a nipple.   You moan out at the pleasure.  You feel Phil place his lips on your neck just behind your ear.  Nipping at the skin.  You moan at the pleasure Dan and Phil are giving you.  Dan moves down to your stomach.   Kissing at the skin above your pants.        You stand up pulling off Phil's shirt.   Throwing it across the room and turning around and doing the same to Dan.   You push Dan and Phil next to eachother and straddle them across.  You start to kiss down Dan's neck moving back and forth between kissing Phil's too.  You get down to their boxer lines.  You look at Phil for permission and he nods.  You motion for Dan to stand up and he gets up.  You pull down his pants seeing the prominent buldge in his boxers.  You pull down his boxers and his length shoots up and hits his stomach.  You stare at it seeing how big it is.  He chuckles.  You grab it and pump it a few times before putting in your mouth.  You bob your head up and down getting as much as you can and using your hand for the rest.  Dan is a moaning mess above you.  "My god Phil you're so lucky."he says.  "I know right she's amazing."he says and you can feel his smirk.             You continue bobbing your head.  You feel him twitch and he cums inside your mouth.  You swallow it and clean the rest of him up.  You look up at innocently and smile.  You look to Phil and motion for him to come over.  He gets up and walks over to me.  You pull his pants down.  You see his prominent buldge in his boxers too.  You pull them down and his length shoots up.  He is smaller then Dan but still really big.  You take him in your mouth bobbing your head up and down.  He is moaning really loud to.  He grabs your hair and puts it into a ponytail.  He pushes your head further on his length causing you to choke.  You use your hand for what you cant reach and soon enough you feel him twitch as well.   He cums into your mouth and you swallow.  You lick all the way up to his face and start kissing him.  You feel him do some sort of motion to Dan.  He breaks away.  "Yours or mine?"he says looking at Dan.   "Mine since its closer."he says.  Phil reattaches his lips to yours. He guides you guys to Dan's room and throws you down on the bed.  He climbs on top of you taking dominance away from Dan.  He looks over at Dan.  "Lets reward her shall we."he says.  Dan nods walking closer.  "I'll go first."Phil says smirking as he pulls down my pants.  "Wait are you sure you want to do this because you will hurt tomorrow a lot?"Dan asks concern clouding his eyes.  You nod.  He smiles exposing his dimples.  "Great."he exclaims.  Phil pulls down your underwear exposing your core.  He looks up at you smirking.            He looks back down and places a kiss on your clit.  You shiver.  Dan walks over and goes on the side of you.  He attaches his lips to yours.   You break away as soon as you feel Phil's tongue on you.  You let out a high moan.  You totally forget about Dan and focus on your black haired boyfriend eating you out.  You throw your head back closing your eyes letting out high pitched moans.  He continues to go faster with his tongue.  "Oh God this is an amazing sight you're so hot like this"Dan moans obviously more turned on if that was possible.  You find Dan and reattach your lips to his.  You guys are heatedly making out you breaking it a lot to moan.  You feel a familiar knotin your stomach. "Phil!"you say in a high pitched moan.  You feel a huge wave of pleasure wash over you.  You close your eyes with your head back taking it all in.  You feel Phil clean you up.  You open your eyes to see dan and phil have switched places.  Oh no more. You stop think as soon as dan puts his mouth on you.          He was a lot more rough and a lot more experienced it seems then Phil.  You feel yourself moaning really loudly.  Phil grabs your face and kisses you.  You moan Dan's name into Phil's mouth.  You break away from Phil due to intense pleasure between your legs.  He adds a finger and you sharply inhale.  He continues eating you out whilst adding more fingers.  You and Phil continue sloppily making out.  You feel yourself coming close for the second time.  "DAN!"you practically yell.  You feel yourself hitting your high moaning.  Dan cleans you up.  You feel yourself needing breath.  You hold a finger up as you breath.  "You alright Babe?"Phil asks.  You nod taking a breath.   "I just needed a chance to catch my breath." You say.  They nod.  "What next?"you ask.  They both smirk at each other.   "Well dear we wanted to try something kinky."Dan says.  You nod.  "Well were gonna do this."Dan says taking rope and tying your hands together.        They both smirk at you and then turn to eachother.  Phil pulls Dan closer smashing his lips onto his.  You gasp.  They smirk into the kiss.  They roughly kiss grabbing all over each others body.   You moan.  Phil knows you semi-ship Phan so he purposely did this.  You want to touch yourself but you cant cause your hands are tied.  Phil pushes dan onto his chair and climbs on top of his lap.  He kisses down Dan's neck.  He gets to his crotch and he looks at you smirking.  He takes Dan's length into his mouth bobbing his head.    You moan trying to get them to untie you.  Their heads shoot over towards you.  "Awee we forgot about her Phil."Dan says smirking.  Phil evily smirks and goes to the drawer in Dan's room.  He pulls out and object and smirks.  He walks over to you and you realize its a viberator.   Oh god no please no.  He turns it on and puts it in your entrance.  You moan out feeling the intense pleasure.  Phil goes back to sucking Dan.   Eventually dan cums.  They switch postions and dan sucks Phil.          You cant take this any longer your legs feel like jello.  You feel the toy hit a place and you scream in pleasure.   Phil looks over at you and moans.  Soon enough Phil cums.  You feel yourself becoming weak and soon enough you cum.  Really hard.  You beg Phil to turn it off.  He pulls it out and you let out a sigh of relief.  They untie your hands and you fall to the bed.  "Are you alright?"Dan asks helping me up. You nod.  "Alright is it alright if we fuck you Me in front Phil in back?"Dan asks.  You think for a moment and nod.  Dan rolls on a condom but Phil doesn't.   He grabs lube and puts it on since we dont do back very often.         You feel Dan enter you and Phil a couple seconds later.  They thrust into you.  Dan thrusts Phil pulls back vise versa.  You feel yourself on cloud nine.  You've never felt this much pleasure before. Dan bites your neck as Phil does your neck.  You feel a knot in your stomach.  "Im close."You and Dan say at the same time.  You laugh.  You feel intense pleasure as you hit your high.  Dan hits his too and pulls out.  Phil puts you doggy style and continues pounding you.  You feel him twitch and cum in you.  You sigh falling on the bed.        I look over at Dan and he looks fidgety.  You put your hand on his thigh.  "You alright?"you ask. He sighs.  "You can say no but could I ya know just fuck you without Phil."he says looking at Phil.  Phil nods.  Dan looks back at you with pleading eyes.   You sigh "fine but you have to carry me when I cant walk."You say giggling.   He nods rapidly.  He puts another condom on.  He lays you on your back.  He inserts his tip into you and you sharply breath.  He looks at you and you nod.  He is fully in you now.   He starts moving faster pounding into you.  He starts kissing down your neck.  You moan his name.  His moans sound like heaven.  He cusses and says your name.  He continues to pound you.  You feel close and tell him.  He nods "me too."he says.  You feel so pleasured knowing that this is the last orgasm.  You feel yourself cum really hard and Dan cums into the condom.  You ride out your high.        Dan pulls out laying beside you.  Phil is laying next to you.  "Thank you 2 for the best night."I say kissing both of their cheeks.   "Its no problem y/n."Dan says.  "Yea babe its no problem."Phil says.  "We wanna both make you happy." Phil says and Dan nods. Dan and Phil both get up to get dressed.   You try but fall.  Dan picks you up and Phil helps dress you.  You get dressed in Pajamas and fall asleep in Dan and Phils arms.