Must be nice

21/F/USA Trying to learn to love myself and others Avid fan of many things History Buff

[lisbon]

[treygotguap]

You could pour Yo HEART OUT To A girl and all she gon say is “Lol Awww”

[maccymacdonald]

enjoy charlie shading trump and pro-gun republicans and not giving a single shit about it

[spockgirl]

this looks so bad but also like if i watched a single episode i would get intensely invested in the homoerotic subtext i can only assume it’s full of

[beachdeath]

[harmony-is-happiness]

[kiefbowl]

“he just left in the middle of an argument” dump him “he rolls his eyes when I start to cry” dump him “we never agree on what movie to watch and we always go with his choice” dump him “when he’s mad he’ll stand up straight and tower over me” dump him “his friends make me uncomfortable” dump him “he didn’t appreciate the gift I made him” dump him “I don’t like that he drinks every day” dump him “sometimes he ignores what I said during sex unless I say it again” dump him “he told me he doesn’t like it when I wear my favorite sweater” dump him “he threw something when he got mad once” dump him “he won’t yell but sometimes he’ll just stop responding until I stop talking about it” dump him “he doesn’t want me to go to my friend’s parties without him, but he never wants to go” dump him “he pouts and says his last girlfriend did it for him” dump him “he plays pranks on me that I don’t like” dump him “he doesn’t think my jokes are very funny and makes fun of me for it” dump him “he wants me to wear more make up” dump him “he got angry that I cut my hair” dump him “he still hasn’t met my parents” dump him “he talks about me giving him kids, but we’ve never talked about our future” dump him “he whines that condoms don’t feel as good” dump him “I like having a boyfriend, but I have to put up with a lot for this one” dump him (:

[scarytalescometrue]

“She is constantly trying to start arguments over the smallest things” dump her “Every time I try to bring up something that’s bothering me she brushes it off and tells me to man up” dump her “She tells me I need to man up when I start to cry” dump her “She throws a fit when she doesn’t get her way” dump her “When she’s mad at me she makes herself out to be the victim to her friends even when I remained calm” dump her “She always complains about gifts I make her or buy her, saying it’s not good enough for her tastes” dump her “Sometimes she withholds sex until I give her what she wants” dump her “Sometimes she guilts me into having sex even when I don’t want to” dump her “She hits me or threatens to hit me when she gets mad or doesn’t get her way then tells me to man up, men are tougher than women” dump her “All she wants to do is party with her friends on my money” dump her “She is constantly comparing me to her ex(es)” dump her “She doesn’t let me have a say in the decorations in our home and gets mad if I make a suggestion” dump her “I like having a girlfriend but it’s a lot of work to make her happy” then dump her because she isn’t worth it! 

Women can be manipulative and abusive, too!

[musicalidiotthe3rd]

If anyone, I mean ANYONE, says anything or does any of these things to you, DUMP THEM.

[wigglyflippingout]

ok but to add on to that post

“to capture the narrative aspect of the original stories, the best way Sherlock Holmes can be adapted to film is fake-documentary-style with Watson holding the shaky camera”

good yes

but consider the episodic nature of how the original stories were first published, in one of the most universal means of entertainment of that day, often utilizing mild cliffhangers and building mystery over time with lurid themes

so what i mean to say, is,

dr watson would be a youtuber 100%

[wigglyflippingout]

“KILLER GHOST DOG???????????????? 😱😱😱😱😱😱 BASKERVILLE VAYCAY PART 2″

“hey guys remember to please like and subscribe!!!”

[individualcosmos]

the most Fun john mulaney fact i’ve learned today is that he had the opportunity to audition for kevin from home alone but his parents said no. 

please take a moment to imagine 7 year old john mulaney as kevin mccallister

[classicdaisycalico]

*dumps a bunch of toy cars at the bottom of the stairs* S C A T T E R

[thislooksexpensive]

IT’S A GRID SYSTEM, MUTHAFUCKA

[mattchewpicchu]

Wow it sure would be GREAT if a cute BOY wrapped his LOVING and SUPPORTIVE ARMS around me as I NAPPED

[overpricedvodka]

On Fox & Friends this morning, Steve Doocy said children aren’t being kept in immigrant cages and that authorities built walls out of chain link fencing, which is not a cage.

He also says these kids clearly aren’t being mistreated because some of them have thermal blankets which means it’s nothing like a concentration camp.

So, I’m glad that got cleared up today.

[darknight06]

OMG….

[eli0tknight-deactivated20181203]

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

[https-graces]

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

[clexa-pick-up-lines]

chaotic neutral

[lochnessie]

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

[normalwizard]

we should honestly start using this gif instead of the “how could you say something so controversial yet so brave” one

[roboporygonz-deactivated2018120]

This one isn’t sarcastic enough

[ruinedchildhood]

[strangeaangel]

a few words on xxxtencion

- he brutally beat a young gay man, with the intent of killing him, in a jail cell where the man had no way of escaping, because the man was staring at him

- he horrifically abused and sexually assaulted his girlfriend, including holding her head under a sink and threatening to drown her

- he beat his girlfriend to the point of blindness while she was pregnant and then used his fans to further intimidate her into not testifying against him

- then later said he wouldn’t change any of his actions.

i am sick of seeing people try to justify his actions and their “r.i.p” posts by saying “his music was good”.

i have empathy for the family and friends who knew him before he was violent and abusive but the man himself deserves no respect. he lost that right because of his actions and karma caught up with him.

the bottom line is death does not automatically give you a free pass from being a horrible person in life. 

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

[turing-tested]

this is literally so fucking funny

[turing-tested]

[turing-tested]

im really not even mad because only LGBT people can be this funny so i know my $5 is in good, gay, hands