How to Lose a Guy in One Tinder

How far will a guy go when he thinks he's getting laid? Emily, a/s/l is 24/F/NY. I'm not actually interested in any of the guys on tinder, but thought how hilarious it would be to say crazy things to them to see what would scare them away. Turns out, they're the crazy ones for sticking around. I'm in blue, and I don't like cats or disney princesses THAT much. Follow @ 1girl1tinder

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When all else fails, play stupid. Equivalent of pretending you're dead when you’re face to face with a grizzly.

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My longest and most fulfilling relationship. Happy 1 year baby. Here's to celebrating 50 more ♥️

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just found this quickie.

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F guys, time flies. Thank you all for this last year 🎉🆒❗️

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The tinder experience is so much better on a T-9 enabled phone.

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....oh! I get it now LOL rude.

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His description said “Bad Boy” when I swiped right. Submission!

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My kryptonite is when guys are aggressively forward and also love cheese.

[meowkait]

television show idea:

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

[hshshshshsh66]

i want a petition for this

[ladyzolstice]

#also invite their mothers 

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Amazing.

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I really like you Jeff, but family reunions will be super awkward when you're my boyfriend.

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I get how this could have been perceived as "a sexual come on," but I was really hoping he was a farmer.

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Winner, winner, Valentine's Day dinner with this gentleman ❤️

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Chris is short for Emily. I'm also actually a dude, bye.

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I want to expand How To Lose A Guy In One Tinder to something bigger, better, bolder and weirder. Anyone who wants to get involved with making this happen, email [email protected]

let's get cray

xoxo E

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I take it he wouldn't be down for a long distance relationship. 

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the part at the top that's cut off said "Can I ask you a personal question?" I think I handled it well. 

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Distance makes the heart grow fonder

Hi friends! I'm back! Xoxoxoxo Emily