HP Horny Jail Fest

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HP Horny Jail Fest 2025

Hello, all smut & kink lovers! Welcome to a HP Horny Jail fest—a fest to celebrate all the sinful works 🔥

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Prompt Gallery | Prompting form | Claiming form

Fest mod: @girl-with-goats

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Key dates:

Prompting: 17th of January to 31st of January 2025

Claiming: opens on 1st of February, 2025

Works due: 20th of April, 2025

Reveals: work reveals starting on 3rd of May, 2025; author reveals after the last work is revealed

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Prompting:

All pairings and characters welcome. They all must be 18+.

The prompts must be referring in some form to smut, kink, relationships. Aside from that, go wild!

No limit of prompts per submitter.

Submit your prompts here. See the prompt gallery here.

Claiming:

One claim per prompt.

You may claim more than one prompts, but only after your first work is complete and submitted.

Prompts are claimed on the first come, first serve basic.

You'll receive a confirmation email within two days of your claim. If you haven't gotten it in that time frame, please contact the fest mods.

Submitting:

All pairings and characters are welcome. They all must be 18+ — no underage.

All fics must be rated M or E and contain the Smut tag. You can go as kinky and detailed as you want as long as those two main requirements are met. If you're hesitating if the work qualifies, please contact the fest mod.

All works are going to stay anonymous until after author reveals. Please promote your art after the full reveals are done <3

If you're gifting the work to the person who prompted it, please make sure that you include no squicks of theirs.

If you chose to write a fic, the requirements are 500 words minimum and no maximum. Works don't have to be complete. Having a beta reader is not obligatory, but highly encouraged.

AI creations won't be accepted—whether it's a fic or an art.

After you've completed your submission, submit it to the Ao3 collection.

In case you need an extension, please contact the mods.

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HP Horny Jail Fest 2025: Masterlist

Twenty authors. Thirty eight works.

Presenting the final masterlist of fics for 2025 edition and their authors! 🔥 (in alphabetical order)

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Burning Energy by @eevylynn

Carry My Pups by @piximera-fic

Climb You Like A Tree by @blackseatwenty

Corrupting Hagrid by @piximera-fic

easier said by Znark

Fairest by AlihotsyTotsy

Fit like a Daydream by @siriuslythatbitch

Flirtatious Assignment by @piximera-fic

Flower-Flavoured Philautia by ZoomieZoomie324

For Old Time's Sake by @emmalouisefanfiction

Fun In The Greenhouse by @piximera-fic

Hallway Affair For The Somber Hearts by @piximera-fic

happenstance by crookshanks_writes

Late Night Grinding by @piximera-fic

lights not out yet by @blackseatwenty

Looks Across The Dance Floor by @piximera-fic

Lost and Found by onefiftyeight

Lunch Break by @piximera-fic

Messy Night by @blackseatwenty

A Momentary Indiscretion by @piximera-fic

An Ode to Resourcefulness by Devious_Muffin

Office Loathing by @piximera-fic

Queen Treatment by @blackseatwenty

Severus' Naughty Boy by @piximera-fic

sex god by @riddikuluspuff

Somebody in Darkness by onefiftyeight

The Sun goes down alone by @the_prettiest_w0lf_star

Sweaty Secrets by @blackseatwenty

sweetest of sin by crookshanks_writes

Too Good by @sailtomarina

Training Session by @piximera-fic

Uptight by onefiftyeight

The Viper’s Den by GrangerrDangerr

What Happens under the staircase, Stays under the staircase! by Parsious

Who Do You Belong To? by ladyraeverie

yellow ropes & black hearts by @girl-with-goats

your freckles and your hands by @xslytherclawx-writes

Your Name by @grossinnit

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I see the fics are visible now! Can we now post to tumblr and promote our fics? ❤️‍🔥

Yes, of course! 🫶

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Week 4: Round-up

Welcome to the last fest fics round-up!

Climb You Like A Tree

Hermione Granger x Ron Weasley, 4,233 words, E

Ron comes back from a mission, and Hermione literally jumps on him the moment he comes through the door and ravishes him.

Your Name

Hermione Granger x Ron Weasley, 2,864 words, E

Can Ron even remember his name? Well Hermione wants to remind him, and she's going to take her time.

Office Loathing

Pansy Parkinson x Ron Weasley, 2,864 words, E

He hates her. And yet they can't seem to keep their hands off of each other.

Corrupting Hagrid

Rubeus Hagrid x Tom Riddle, 2,112 words, E

Tom enjoys corrupting the innocents, and there are no other innocent being than Hagrid.

The Viper’s Den

Hermione Granger x Severus Snape, 3,269 words, E

She saw the ad in a Muggle newspaper. Looking For Love? it asked in big letters at the top of the page. Stop by the Viper’s Den on Collier Street to take the first step in finding the one who will fulfill all your darkest desires. She had wrestled with herself for several weeks; the advert was neatly snipped from the page, the rest of the pages long since recycled, but the little square of text remained tucked in the drawer of her nightstand, the subject of occasional glances. Finally, one night after going to put away her favourite toy (The Blissful Broomstick, ordered from Witch Weekly several years ago) and seeing the now-crumpled piece of paper, she made up her mind.

Flower-Flavoured Philautia

Lavender Brown x Lavender Brown, 5,447 words, M

Lavender didn't really remember how Lilah came to be. The girl was just always there, guiding and protecting her. Her best friend, in a way. Lilah was a part of her that would always exist, no matter her form.

Uptight

Hermione Granger x Arthur Weasley, 6,650 words, E

Hermione visits a BDSM club. A masked individual helps her unleash her sexual desires. Turns out it's her boss, Arthur Weasley.

Training Session

Bellatrix Lestrange x Draco Malfoy, 2,342 words, E

Training didn't go as expected, neither did his aunts punishment, but it was impossible to hide his desires for her.

Fairest

Fleur Delacour x Ron Weasley, 1,463 words, E

Ron unlocks a kink after getting a new mirror to decorate his sitting room.

Hallway Affair For The Somber Hearts

Lavender Brown x Draco Malfoy, 1,652 words, E

A depressed Lavender comes across a depressed Draco in the Ministry hallway, it leads to some angry sex, which might be what both need.

Flirtatious Assignment

Viktor Krum x Harry Potter, 2,357 words, E

Harry doesn't mind Viktor's attention when he's assigned to be his security guard during a press tour, Viktor doesn't hide just what he wants to do with Harry once they are alone.

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HP Horny Jail Fest: Day 28

The last fic in this year's edition 🔥

Flirtatious Assignment

Viktor Krum x Harry Potter, 2,357 words, E

Harry doesn't mind Viktor's attention when he's assigned to be his security guard during a press tour, Viktor doesn't hide just what he wants to do with Harry once they are alone.

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HP Horny Jail Fest: Day 27

Today is the penultimate day of fic posting, and we've got two treats of fics for you!

Fairest

Fleur Delacour x Ron Weasley, 1,463 words, E

Ron unlocks a kink after getting a new mirror to decorate his sitting room.

Hallway Affair For The Somber Hearts

Lavender Brown x Draco Malfoy, 1,652 words, E

A depressed Lavender comes across a depressed Draco in the Ministry hallway, it leads to some angry sex, which might be what both need.

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HP Horny Jail Fest: Day 26

Welcome to day 26! We've got two fics today 🔥

Uptight

Hermione Granger x Arthur Weasley, 6,650 words, E

Hermione visits a BDSM club. A masked individual helps her unleash her sexual desires. Turns out it's her boss, Arthur Weasley.

Training Session

Bellatrix Lestrange x Draco Malfoy, 2,342 words, E

Training didn't go as expected, neither did his aunts punishment, but it was impossible to hide his desires for her.

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HP Horny Jail Fest: Day 25

Today we've got a rare kind of a fic 🔥

Flower-Flavoured Philautia

Lavender Brown x Lavender Brown, 5,447 words, M

Lavender didn't really remember how Lilah came to be. The girl was just always there, guiding and protecting her. Her best friend, in a way. Lilah was a part of her that would always exist, no matter her form.

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HP Horny Jail Fest: Day 24

Another day, another two fic... 🔥

Corrupting Hagrid

Rubeus Hagrid x Tom Riddle, 2,112 words, E

Tom enjoys corrupting the innocents, and there are no other innocent being than Hagrid.

The Viper’s Den

Hermione Granger x Severus Snape, 3,269 words, E

She saw the ad in a Muggle newspaper. Looking For Love? it asked in big letters at the top of the page. Stop by the Viper’s Den on Collier Street to take the first step in finding the one who will fulfill all your darkest desires. She had wrestled with herself for several weeks; the advert was neatly snipped from the page, the rest of the pages long since recycled, but the little square of text remained tucked in the drawer of her nightstand, the subject of occasional glances. Finally, one night after going to put away her favourite toy (The Blissful Broomstick, ordered from Witch Weekly several years ago) and seeing the now-crumpled piece of paper, she made up her mind.

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HP Horny Jail Fest: Day 23

Two fics today 🔥

Your Name

Hermione Granger x Ron Weasley, 2,864 words, E

Can Ron even remember his name? Well Hermione wants to remind him, and she's going to take her time.

Office Loathing

Pansy Parkinson x Ron Weasley, 2,864 words, E

He hates her. And yet they can't seem to keep their hands off of each other.

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this may be a dumb question but when do reveals come out?

1st of June! The masterlist will be posted a week after that.

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HP Horny Jail Fest: Day 22

Kicking off the last fest week with a hot Romione fic! 🔥

Climb You Like A Tree

Hermione Granger x Ron Weasley, 4,233 words, E

Ron comes back from a mission, and Hermione literally jumps on him the moment he comes through the door and ravishes him.

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Week 3: Round-up & Fest Info

Another week up, another round-up coming! But before that, here are a few fest info for the authors since there's only one week of work reveals left:

If you wish to keep your work anonymous in the collection, let me know till 31st of May.

I can also prep individual promo graphic for you similar to those—with the fest name and your fic title. Again, let me know till 31st of May over email, message on tumblr or email <3

And now, the round-up:

A Momentary Indiscretion

Seamus Finnigan x Pansy Parkinson, 635 words, E

She didn't remember him, that had to be the only reason why she showed him any attention, why she flirted with him, batted her eyes, licking her lips while smiling at him.

Sweaty Secrets

Harry Potter x Ron Weasley, 3,242 words, E

It all began when Harry admitted Cho has kissed him. They ignored it until Lavender kissed Ron. Ron was willing to stay quiet for Ginny's sake, carry the burden in silence alone. But Harry and Ginny broke up, and they're both playing for the Cannons, and Ron knows it's now or never.

The Sun goes down alone

Euphemia Potter x Lily Evans Potter, Regulus Black x Fleamont Potter, 4,357 words, E

"If your partner cheats on you, fuck their parents," or so the saying goes...

Fit like a Daydream

Regulus Black x Evan Rosier, 2,315 words, E

Barty leaves Regulus alone in a pub during freshers week. Fortunately, Evan is only too glad to help keep the loneliness at bay.

Late Night Grinding

Lavender Brown x Ron Weasley, 805 words, M

Finding themselves alone in the living room of the burrow, they couldn't help enjoying themselves just a little.

Queen Treatment

Sirius Black x Petunia Evans Dursley, 5,928 words, E

Prompt 164-AU. Sirius Black has a thing for single mums and Muggles. So of course he pursues the recently divorced Petunia Dursley, mum of Dudley and current guardian of Sirius’s godson Harry.

Severus' Naughty Boy

Neville Longbottom x Severus Snape, 2,554 words, E

Neville has a daddy kink, it just so happens the person he often fantasised about is now his coworker.

Burning Energy

Remus Lupin x Harry Potter, Harry Potter x Ginny Weasley, Remus Lupin x Nymphadora Tonks x Harry Potter x Ginny Weasley, 861 words [chapter 1/3]

Remus needs to burn off some energy on the build up to a full moon.

Lost and Found

Hermione Granger x Arthur Weasley, 7,977 words, E

Widower Arthur Weasley did not believe he could ever fall for someone else. But when a gorgeous young woman catches his eye, he wonders if that is no longer the case. Yet, the young woman in question turns out to be Hermione Granger, partner to his youngest son, Ron, how will he react, especially when Ron and Hermione seem close to calling it quits? Is he just looking out for Hermione’s best interest? Or is something else at play?

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HP Horny Jail Fest: Day 20

Day 20, and almost 8k words of a rare pair 🔥

Lost and Found

Hermione Granger x Arthur Weasley, 7,977 words, E

Widower Arthur Weasley did not believe he could ever fall for someone else. But when a gorgeous young woman catches his eye, he wonders if that is no longer the case. Yet, the young woman in question turns out to be Hermione Granger, partner to his youngest son, Ron, how will he react, especially when Ron and Hermione seem close to calling it quits? Is he just looking out for Hermione’s best interest? Or is something else at play?

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HP Horny Jail Fest: Day 19

We're continuing the rare pair festival 🔥

Severus' Naughty Boy

Neville Longbottom x Severus Snape, 2,554 words, E

Neville has a daddy kink, it just so happens the person he often fantasised about is now his coworker.

Burning Energy

Remus Lupin x Harry Potter, Harry Potter x Ginny Weasley, Remus Lupin x Nymphadora Tonks x Harry Potter x Ginny Weasley, 861 words [chapter 1/3]

Remus needs to burn off some energy on the build up to a full moon.

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HP Horny Jail Fest: Day 18

Another hot fic today and another rare pair🔥

Queen Treatment

Sirius Black x Petunia Evans Dursley, 5,928 words, E

Prompt 164-AU. Sirius Black has a thing for single mums and Muggles. So of course he pursues the recently divorced Petunia Dursley, mum of Dudley and current guardian of Sirius’s godson Harry.

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HP Horny Jail Fest: Day 17

Day 17, and we have two fics today! 🔥

Fit like a Daydream

Regulus Black x Evan Rosier, 2,315 words, E

Barty leaves Regulus alone in a pub during freshers week. Fortunately, Evan is only too glad to help keep the loneliness at bay.

Late Night Grinding

Lavender Brown x Ron Weasley, 805 words, M

Finding themselves alone in the living room of the burrow, they couldn't help enjoying themselves just a little.