Sorry for all the fandom discourse I brought to my blog cause I am still feelings about Go3.
Let's discuss headcanon about the War in Heaven in a comical way. I don't like how they took the story so seriously in GO3 so let's make it funny.
Here are some of my ideas!
BookAzi was hiding in the archive while things were happening in the War, saying he had to defend this valuable source of information. They assumed he did a great job. (No rebel cared about this place, lmao)
This got him well trusted, and he got to be one guardian of Eden.
Angel Crowley probably found a hidey hole to take a nap for the majority of it. Or, if he participated, he probably was one of those who yelled something that caused angels to fight, then he ran off. Lmao
(I like him hiding better, lol)
Actually, here's another idea:
Imagine a fight in Heaven's office, everything in slow-mo with classical music on top. Everyone is fighting with office supplies. The Fall is angels getting pushed off the stairs.
Lucifer got pushed down the trash disposal system by Michael. The trash burner is the Eternal Flame. It scorched his skin red, and he lost most of his beautiful hair. Maybe the horns were to cover up his bald spots lmao
That's what I have for now. Y'all can continue the lore lmao.