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Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid? He wanted it a little meaty-or.
Oikawa (via hqincorrectquotes)
Tsukishima: Maybe if you buckle down and get good grades, Daichi will give you money.
Hinata: Does he give you money for getting good grades?
Tsukishima: I've been doing the Club's books for months now, I take what I need
Ushijima: Who the Hell are you
Hinata: You know. *at Shiratorizawa team* You all know who I am. Say my name.
Ushijima: Say what? I donāt have a damn clue who you are.
Hinata: Iām the Decoy. Iām the guy who spiked the last point against Aoba Josai.
Ushijima: Bullshit. Your ace did that.
Hinata: Are you sure?
Hinata:
Hinata: Now, say my name.
Ushijima: Youā¦are the Freak
Hinata: You are goddamn right
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Kuroo: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
Bokuto: Kuroo, why are you so afraid of loving me?
Kageyama: Oikawa-senpai. I'd really like to hear the story of how you started playing wolleyball.
Oikawa: Oh what the hell. Back in 2004 I don't like you. The end.
Tsukishima: What happens when you die?
Daichi: You go to heaven.
Tsukishima: No, I mean, when you die do I get your stuff?
What does exactly that expression mean, āfriends with benefitā? Does Bokuto-san provide Akaashi-san with health insurance?
Hinata Shouyou to Kuroo Tetsurou (via hqincorrectquotes)
Chapter 209 summary
Hinata: Not to worry. I have a permit.
Coach: This just says, "I can do what I want."
[Explaining how to make tea.]
Bokuto: While you wait for your tea water to boil, reflect on all your regrets.
Bokuto: [Sighs.]
[83 minutes later]
Bokuto: [crying]
Hanamaki Takahiro: *to the Aobajousai team* Well, then, weāve got to find a way to cut down expenses. What can we live without?
Iwaizumi Hajime: Probably Oikawa.
Bokuto: I want you backā¦
Akaashi: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and Iām yours.
Bokuto: I got food?
Akaashi: ā¦you know me so well.
[Kageyama watching soccer]
Kageyama: [Not enthusiastically] Hooray. He's kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there. That man has it now. That's an interesting development.
Kageyama: [Sarcastically] Maybe he'll kick the ball. He has indeed deserved that round of applause.
Kageyama: This is the worst thing in the world.
Hinata Shouyou: Why canāt penguins fly?
Bokuto Koutarou: Because they donāt believe in themselves.
(Source)
[Returning home after practice]
Nishinoya: So, this road is pretty quiet.
Asahi: [Nervously, trying to flirt] Yes, and it's... A real nice night for an evening.
Bokuto: I can't believe that mini market sold Tantrum. It's been discontinued for years.
Kuroo: Will you toss me that bottle?
[Bokuto tosses the ball]
Kuroo:[barely holding laughter] Dude. You are a grown man. Why are you throwing a Tantrum?
Oikawa: Today is the worst day ever.
Kindaichi: Why, because we lost to Karasuno?
Oikawa: No, because it's a little humid- YES, BECAUSE WE LOST TO KARASUNO.
Asahi: Why are we lying in a parking lot?
Daichi: You got your ass kicked unconscious.
Daichi: So I lied next to you so everyone would just think we were chillinā.